[obamabinladen]

Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month!

we must BURN these SINNERS with the FIRE OF GOD ALLAHU AKBAR

[spread love]

Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month!

so this is one of those things that you would be so much happier if you just ignored.

stop picking fights guys.

[Basilissa]

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so this is one of those things that you would be so much happier if you just ignored.

God doesn't want us to be happy. God wants us to spread His message to every creature:

Mark 16:15-16
15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Please note this verse really says "preach the gospel to every creature." It does not tell us to leave some categories of sinners alone.

[MitzaLizalor]

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PROBABLY BEST NOT TO WATCH THIS AGAIN

God created the rainbow as a sign of His covenant not to drown everyone again because He loves us. He also explained what it means for us to be loved by Him and rejecting the covenant:

Genesis 9:12-17 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: and I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth. And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.

Have these people adopted it as their trademark to advertise that they've broken His covenant? Or do they believe that there was never a covenant al all.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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God created the rainbow as a sign of His covenant not to drown everyone again because He loves us.

I think a smart move by President Trump right now would be to order all "Pride" celebrations cancelled. The public hates them anyway and he could say it was to stop the spread of the virus.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!


When I was a student at the Methodist School in Kingston there were a few of these parades. Many of my fellow students and I went to these parades. Everyone who had a BB gun would bring it and everyone who didn't have a BB gun would bring some rocks or bottles or possibly a dead cat. It was such fun to shoot them and throw things as they walked by in the parade. One year my brother Dougal set one of the people in the parade on fire with lighter fluid. We still laugh about that. You should have seen that man jumping around. Here in Babylon such good natured fun is not allowed by the white police.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Greetings!

When I was a student at the Methodist School in Kingston there were a few of these parades. Many of my fellow students and I went to these parades. Everyone who had a BB gun would bring it and everyone who didn't have a BB gun would bring some rocks or bottles or possibly a dead cat. It was such fun to shoot them and throw things as they walked by in the parade. One year my brother Dougal set one of the people in the parade on fire with lighter fluid. We still laugh about that. You should have seen that man jumping around. Here in Babylon such good natured fun is not allowed by the white police.
Jah Guide!
Trevor

Actually, that was an immature and inappropriate response, I Man. The correct thing to do at one of these terrible affronts to Jesus in to just shout. You can say, "Your are going to hell," "God hates you" or similar taunts. These are informative and will help homers see the errors of their ways. Just setting fire to them does nothing.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Greetings! When I was a student at the Methodist School in Kingston there were a few of these parades. Many of my fellow students and I went to these parades. Everyone who had a BB gun would bring it and everyone who didn't have a BB gun would bring some rocks or bottles or possibly a dead cat. It was such fun to shoot them and throw things as they walked by in the parade. One year my brother Dougal set one of the people in the parade on fire with lighter fluid. We still laugh about that. You should have seen that man jumping around. Here in Babylon such good natured fun is not allowed by the white police. Jah Guide! Trevor

Why would you shoot a dead cat?

[Basilissa]

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Why would you shoot a dead cat?

Oh, I thought he meant the cats were dead because they had been shot.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Oh, I thought he meant the cats were dead because they had been shot.

What!

Do LGQB's shoot cats?

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!


Sistren I did not mean to cause all of this confusion. Black people know all of the best things to throw at people because white people have been throwing things at us for 400 years. As an example you will not see a Black man near a house of white people after church on Sunday because the biscuits area all hard by then and white people like to throw them.


Dead cats are the nastiest thing you can have thrown at you. Once one was thrown at I and it hit I on the head. My dreads smelled like a dead cat for a week. Dead cats are hard to come by but they are greatly prized for throwing.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Didymus Much]

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...Dead cats are hard to come by but they are greatly prized for throwing...

Business idea: Dead cat rentals! Is freshness valued? That'd preclude timeshare or leasing, so by the hour, maybe?

[MitzaLizalor]

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My dreads smelled like a dead cat for a week.

Handy Hint: dreadlocks infused with cat innards (presumably decomposing) may be restored to their previous aroma by washing. A mixture of methanol, green eucalyptus oil and grated transparent soap heated together in water and applied to a dreadlock ought to work quite well. It works on sheep, anyway, the wool from which creatures I run through my spinning wheel for a durable yet attractive yarn.

Perhaps I should rephrase that. The feline aroma will be eliminated but so will any others, such as of burning leaves. You would need to devise a method for restoring those if required.