[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings!


Sistren I did not mean to cause all of this confusion. Black people know all of the best things to throw at people because white people have been throwing things at us for 400 years. As an example you will not see a Black man near a house of white people after church on Sunday because the biscuits area all hard by then and white people like to throw them.


Dead cats are the nastiest thing you can have thrown at you. Once one was thrown at I and it hit I on the head. My dreads smelled like a dead cat for a week. Dead cats are hard to come by but they are greatly prized for throwing.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

...Dead cats are hard to come by but they are greatly prized for throwing...

Business idea: Dead cat rentals! Is freshness valued? That'd preclude timeshare or leasing, so by the hour, maybe?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

My dreads smelled like a dead cat for a week.

Handy Hint: dreadlocks infused with cat innards (presumably decomposing) may be restored to their previous aroma by washing. A mixture of methanol, green eucalyptus oil and grated transparent soap heated together in water and applied to a dreadlock ought to work quite well. It works on sheep, anyway, the wool from which creatures I run through my spinning wheel for a durable yet attractive yarn.

Perhaps I should rephrase that. The feline aroma will be eliminated but so will any others, such as of burning leaves. You would need to devise a method for restoring those if required.