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Default Introduction - 03-23-2019, 04:09 AM

Hello, my name is Ally. I go to a non-denomination church, but I have been looking for a more conservative traditional church. I am single and hope to be married to a true Christian man soon. I was saved when I was around 7, but I have grown closer to God a few years ago.
Here is one of my favorite Bible verses:


"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction." - Proverbs 1:7
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Default Re: Introduction - 03-23-2019, 05:03 PM

Hello and to our forum, Ally! Why I'm not sure why would you chose a nondenominational church (to me it's sort of missing the point, like drinking decaf or eating veggie burgers), I really like your choice of favorite verse. Yes indeed - we have to fear God, this is exactly the emotion He wants from us.
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Default Re: Introduction - 03-23-2019, 09:47 PM

Thank you Basilissa! Haha, I was raised in a non-denominational church. Hopefully I can find a good Baptist church around me or perhaps my future husband will lead me to one.
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Default Re: Introduction - 03-23-2019, 09:53 PM

Your hope is misplaced if you are waiting on Lady Luck to help. You should be praying to Jesus to expose your flaws so you can repent and stop repulsing Him (Isaiah 64:6). Then, as He shines His Mercy upon you, He will guide you to exactly where He wants you to serve Him! Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Introduction - 03-23-2019, 11:45 PM

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Hello, my name is Ally. I go to a non-denomination church, but I have been looking for a more conservative traditional church. I am single and hope to be married to a true Christian man soon. I was saved when I was around 7, but I have grown closer to God a few years ago.
Here is one of my favorite Bible verses:


"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction." - Proverbs 1:7
Dearie, RUN, do not walk, to your nearest Baptist church and tell the good pastor of your predicament. Shun that non-denominational place you've been visiting (I will not refer to it as a "church"), and forsake associating with the unsaved crowd there. Do your best to please God in all your ways and do not argue with men of wisdom; the pastor will guide you. Only then will you find God's blessing with a godly marriage. And NEVER forget this, unless you want to thwart God's blessing for a good marriage: Proverbs 21:9 " It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house."



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Default Re: Introduction - 03-25-2019, 04:05 AM

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Your hope is misplaced if you are waiting on Lady Luck to help. You should be praying to Jesus to expose your flaws so you can repent and stop repulsing Him (Isaiah 64:6). Then, as He shines His Mercy upon you, He will guide you to exactly where He wants you to serve Him! Glory!
Hi Mary, yes I will do some praying.
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Dearie, RUN, do not walk, to your nearest Baptist church and tell the good pastor of your predicament. Shun that non-denominational place you've been visiting (I will not refer to it as a "church"), and forsake associating with the unsaved crowd there. Do your best to please God in all your ways and do not argue with men of wisdom; the pastor will guide you. Only then will you find God's blessing with a godly marriage. And NEVER forget this, unless you want to thwart God's blessing for a good marriage: Proverbs 21:9 " It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house."
Hi Isabella, okay I will! Thank you. Yes, indeed. I want to do my best to please God.
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Thank you Basilissa! Haha, I was raised in a non-denominational church. Hopefully I can find a good Baptist church around me or perhaps my future husband will lead me to one.
I'm a little concerned about your future husband. Where did you meet him? If you're not already attending a Baptist Church it can't be there and although a Christian who believed in Jesus may theoretically exist somewhere else (such as in Saudi Arabia where Baptist Churches are difficult to find) clearly you met him somewhere else. I hope it wasn't at a fairground creep-a-thon such as The Rotor!



I'm sure that as unbelievers many here have ridden the things and will recall the antics of idiots turning themselves upside down or trying to climb out the top (which seems very difficult but could score bonus points if you were looking for a husband) and at least she's not wearing a dress. In this example they just hang there. Very disappointing (as her face shows rather plainly) but I'm not suggesting you met your future husband in a rotor. Perhaps you could clarify.

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Default Re: Introduction - 03-25-2019, 02:23 PM

Sister Mitza,

I don’t think it’s entirely beyond around the possibility that she is looking at the rotor as a source of romance. However I will be praying that she takes the advice of others and immediately seeks out a Baptist church.

At my church there are scads of young heterosexual men who are in desperate need of a female touch in their lives. Truly only a good Christian woman could satisfy their longing. Perhaps the good sister needs to move to New York City with her father‘s permission.

Then again. There are several other cities in the United States where a good man can be found. The ratio of heathens to normal is high in New York as you know so it may not be the best place to look.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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I'm a little concerned about your future husband. Where did you meet him? If you're not already attending a Baptist Church it can't be there and although a Christian who believed in Jesus may theoretically exist somewhere else (such as in Saudi Arabia where Baptist Churches are difficult to find) clearly you met him somewhere else. I hope it wasn't at a fairground creep-a-thon such as The Rotor!



I'm sure that as unbelievers many here have ridden the things and will recall the antics of idiots turning themselves upside down or trying to climb out the top (which seems very difficult but could score bonus points if you were looking for a husband) and at least she's not wearing a dress. In this example they just hang there. Very disappointing (as her face shows rather plainly) but I'm not suggesting you met your future husband in a rotor. Perhaps you could clarify.

A provisional welcome to the forum.
Hello Mitza, thank you for the welcome! I should not have said future husband. I am single, never been married, and I don't have a boyfriend. I meant to say, maybe the man I marry one day will be a Baptist man who would lead me to a good church. But yes, the most likely place I would meet a good Christian man is in a Baptist church.
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Sister Mitza,

I don’t think it’s entirely beyond around the possibility that she is looking at the rotor as a source of romance. However I will be praying that she takes the advice of others and immediately seeks out a Baptist church.

At my church there are scads of young heterosexual men who are in desperate need of a female touch in their lives. Truly only a good Christian woman could satisfy their longing. Perhaps the good sister needs to move to New York City with her father‘s permission.

Then again. There are several other cities in the United States where a good man can be found. The ratio of heathens to normal is high in New York as you know so it may not be the best place to look.


Hello BrotherLarry, thank you for your prayers. I think I may have found a good KJV traditional Baptist church near me. I plan to go to a service this Wednesday night, God willing.


Yeah, I don't know if New York City would be any better than where I am at. I am in crazy SoCal, so I do want to move, with my father's permission of course. But I am sure your church would be a wonderful church to be a part of. I have hoped to move from under my father's house right into my husband's house though, so I would always be under a Head... And unfortunately I am an old maid, so I am looking for a older gentleman. I do have a few child bearing years left though.
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Default Re: Introduction - 03-25-2019, 07:53 PM

Isn't non-denominational a nomination? Oh, the irony.


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Hello Mitza, thank you for the welcome! I should not have said future husband. I am single, never been married, and I don't have a boyfriend. I meant to say, maybe the man I marry one day will be a Baptist man who would lead me to a good church. But yes, the most likely place I would meet a good Christian man is in a Baptist church.
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Hello and welcome. For your spiritual betterment, I feel the need to point out that you cannot actually be Saved at the moment. Women can only be Saved by accepting Jesus AND providing Him with soldiers. You need to become a True Christian and then get married and give birth to children (1 Timothy 2:15). This is the only way for you to get into Heaven. I will pray that this is the course you will take.

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Welcome young lady. You are not the typical harlot we get here, what with a disrespectful airing of personal tidbits.


I'll pray that a man settles for you and that you please him with sons.


I'll let you ladies get back to your cackling and talk of sewing, cooking and menstruation.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Introduction - 05-29-2019, 01:44 AM

Thank you for the welcome Mr. Dennis Lukes. Oh thanks for the correction. I have seen that verse before just recently. I still have lots of Bible reading and learning to do. Yes, I must get married and pregnant as soon as possible.


Thank you for the welcome and the prayers Mr. James Hutchins!
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Default Re: Introduction - 05-29-2019, 02:24 AM

Welcome Ally! I won't beat around the bush, that is a rather tarty shade of lipstick you are wearing in your photo. Just what sort of men are you expecting to draw neigh with that? A True Christian beauty never needs any make-up enhancement. If you must, I recommend a light concealer to take any distracting shine off your nose. Ask me if you need any further help, I'm quite an expert in these personal aesthetic matters. -Dolli
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Default Re: Introduction - 06-25-2019, 11:35 PM

Hi Dollimoans, I am sorry for the long delayed response. Thank you for the welcome. Oh okay, thank you for the tip!
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Smile Re: Introduction - 06-26-2019, 12:49 AM

It's good to see you posting again, young Miss Kat. I've seen you viewing threads, but you've only posted on this one. I do hope you realize that even unsaved trash such as yourself is allowed to post on any thread.


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Default Re: Introduction - 10-19-2019, 01:21 AM

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I have hoped to move from under my father's house right into my husband's house though, so I would always be under a Head... And unfortunately I am an old maid, so I am looking for a older gentleman. I do have a few child bearing years left though.
Miss Kat, I just discovered your friend request, but am wary about accepting it as I believe any private messages between us could give the appearance of impropriety. As rarely as I see you've been active within this fine and Godly community (but for a few who've hacked their way in), I must conclude that your friend request is tied to your comment about an "older gentleman", which means you must see me as such. I'd have you know that I am not as old as you may aspire to find, at barely sixty years of age. Still, even as young as I am, now that my career is on track with Jesus calling the shots, I think I might finally be at an age where settling down and raising a family is beginning to have some appeal.


It's unclear from anything you've posted just how old you are, but you did say you're still young enough - albeit not likely for much longer - to be fruitful, should you find the right "older gentleman" with whom you feel comfortable and to whom you are ready to devote your life in Jesus' name. With that in mind, I would be willing to at least open this channel of communication with you and - should we find some common ground before your procreation ability has been completely squandered - I would be willing to come to SoCal to meet in person with your father, then with you, should he approve of the arrangement I will have drawn up ahead of time.


I will approve your friend request, with reservations, and will stress that any so-called "private messages" I receive from you may be subject to scrutiny by the leadership of Landover Baptist Church, should any communication from you seem out of step with what is reasonably expected from a Christian lady such as yourself. I also won't hesitate to share your communications with your father, should they be in any way even seemingly off-color. You will conduct yourself as the Christian and virginal lady you are at all times and in every communication we exchange.
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