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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #1

    No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

    After that Kellogg's has pulled adds from every red blooded American Christian's favourite news site, Breitbart News, I have been told by Mayor Hold that he will soon officially announce that there will be a townwide boycott of all Kellogg's products in Freehold. That no Kellogg's products will be allowed within Freehold's city limits, not even for private use. What the penalty should be for bringing Kellogg's products into Freehold has not yet been decided. Maybe a year in jail or loss of cititzenship?

    SHOUT GLORY! And boycott Kellogg's!
  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11310

    #2
    Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

    I remember reading years ago that the founder of Kellogg was into some weird things--like high colonics--whatever those are.

    I prefer semi-colons, myself--though lately I'm into dashes.




    Punctuatedly Yours,
    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12501

      #3
      Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

      Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
      After that Kellogg's has pulled adds from every red blooded American Christian's favourite news site, Breitbart News, I have been told by Mayor Hold that he will soon officially announce that there will be a townwide boycott of all Kellogg's products in Freehold. That no Kellogg's products will be allowed within Freehold's city limits, not even for private use. What the penalty should be for bringing Kellogg's products into Freehold has not yet been decided. Maybe a year in jail or loss of cititzenship?
      SHOUT GLORY! And boycott Kellogg's!
      Thank you for that testimony, Brother Bjorn.

      It is indeed perplexing to have a source of factory-produced food, the kind we True Christians™ believe God meant for us to eat, being contaminated by atheists in corporate management. Organic foods have never been available in Freehold.

      While we work on an ordinance preventing Kellogg products from entering Freehold, let's remember there are plenty of animal foods produced on factory farms, eggs and bacon for example. The semi truck loads of Kellogg cereals can pass Freehold on I-80 and off load at some lesser city.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

        Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (founder of Kellog's) was a disgusting vegan (even his children couldn't stand him).

        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

          Who needs breakfast when u get fed by morning prayer.
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Bjorn Jensen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 2355

            #6
            Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

            Look here how Kellogg's uses half naked whores for their ads




            Say no to Kellogg's!

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12501

              #7
              Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

              Years ago Kellogg began promoting homerism with its character "Tony the Tiger." The sexual message of the Tony figure cannot be denied:

              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • DolliMoans
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2017
                • 451

                #8
                Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                This is old news, but still sad to me. Kellogg's origins stemmed from being the cereal of choice to thwart boys from masterbating.

                It seems the brand's priorities have gone wayward over the years.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12501

                  #9
                  Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                  To think children have been subjected to this homosexual porn for decades is tragic. That homerism has become common should be no surprise. Look at this one:

                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Dennis Lukes
                    Innkeeper for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2018
                    • 2379

                    #10
                    Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                    To think children have been subjected to this homosexual porn for decades is tragic. That homerism has become common should be no surprise. Look at this one:
                    Don't forget this trio of fags who live together and have sodomistic orgies:

                    "Snap" means the sound of a queer snapping his fingers after saying something sassy. "Pop" refers to "poppers," a drug commonly used by homers. I'm not sure what "Crackle" means, but I'm sure I don't want to know.


                    And then there's the mascot for their "Apple Jacks" cereal, a reed-thin Jamaican negro who promotes anorexia, dope-smoking, and Godless Rastafarianism:
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12501

                      #11
                      Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                      Don't forget this trio of fags who live together and have sodomistic orgies:
                      The Quaker Oats Company is doing children a disservice as well. When children see Mom pouring pancake flour from a box that has a picture of a non white on it, they have to conclude white people cannon make pancake mix. There needs to be a picture of a good looking white person. Here is what the original Aunt Jemima looked like:


                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Dennis Lukes
                        Innkeeper for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2018
                        • 2379

                        #12
                        Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        The Quaker Oats Company is doing children a disservice as well.
                        Great point. And why is it called QUAKER Oats? It's clearly propaganda intended to recruit children into the Quaker cult. First they're eating a bowl of oatmeal and before you know it they're kneeling before a picture of William Penn. If it was Muslim Oats or Pentecostal Oats or Atheist Oats, people would recognize the evil involved, but they're fooled by the smiling, seemingly-harmless Quaker on the box. Where are the Baptist Oats?
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • Dana723
                          Forum member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2017
                          • 771

                          #13
                          Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                          How can any Christian woman let her family eat these horrible things? I get up and make my husband and boys a full breakfast every morning with MEAT AND EGGS. Any Christian woman who lets her family eat this kind of junk is just lazy.
                          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                          1 Corinthians 11:13

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12501

                            #14
                            Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                            I can hardly stand to visit a super market these days. Here's yet another effort by Kellogg to convert Christian children into homers:

                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Dennis Lukes
                              Innkeeper for Christ
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2018
                              • 2379

                              #15
                              Re: No More Kellogg's in Freehold!

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              I can hardly stand to visit a super market these days. Here's yet another effort by Kellogg to convert Christian children into homers:

                              Truly sickening. How long has it been since the gay agenda appropriated the unicorns? I've never seen one, but the Bible tells us they exist (Psalms 22:21, Isaiah 34:7, Deuteronomy 33:17), which means they're out there somewhere. Those verses say nothing about them being sparkly little faggots who use their horns as rectal dildos. They're bloodthirsty, violent beasts. We need to take the unicorns back from the gays.


                              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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