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As a mother to many, I often receive requests from my children to see movies. My children have an ample selection of movies to watch, from the Left Behind series to reenactments of the Life of Christ as recorded in the Gospels in painstaking detail to dialog, there’s no reason to taint their little brains with spiritual garbage. For this reason, I won’t be supporting Star Wars, The Last Jedi, and neither should you. If you are a parent you may recall watching these movies in the theaters with your parents or friends with fond memories. I urge you to resist the temptation to share this as a bonding opportunity with your own children. There is no such thing as experiencing the magic again for the first time.
I’ve taken the time to compile a few problems with this spiritually repulsive movie, and Biblical rebukes to use against those who ask if you’ve seen it yet. I encourage anyone to join me and my children outside the various AMC theaters in Des Moines to yell Bible verses and hurl rebuking stones at patrons of this movie. Please PM or call me if you wish to carpool. We have reserved 14 church vans that can seat at least 13 people and 20 average sized stoning buckets.
1. The “Force” is powerful and can affect the laws of physics, but it is not like the Holy Ghost, as it is not personal. It’s more like magnetism which can be used regardless of the moral value of the work. Relying on science to explain the natural world is misleading and dangerous. [Danger: Science and Atheism]
What does the Holy Bible Say?2. The Darth religion represents capitalism as an ugly, selfish way to be stewards of the land and its resources. [Danger: Marxist and Atheist]
3. Jar Jar Binks, an obvious analogy to a Rastafarian Negro, is seen as a Redeemer. [Danger: Worshiping False Gods]
4. This movie features a female heroine. The strongest and most righteous characters are all women while the evil characters are all white men. [Danger: Feminism]
What does the Holy Bible Say?5. All white, traditional leaders are portrayed as corrupt men. They lose their authority to younger, racially and sexually diverse millennials. [Danger: Progressivism]
What does the Holy Bible Say?6. Luke Skywalker, the hero of the older and wiser generation, is portrayed as an out-of-date, irrelevant, embarrassing alcoholic uncle begrudgingly tolerated by the younger generation only at holidays, much like Christmas. [Danger: Atheism]
What does the Holy Bible Say?8. There is no central plot to the movie - you make up whatever lesson makes you feel good [Relativism]
What does the Holy Bible Say?9. It stars known Hollywood Obamaradicals like Carrie Fisher who wish to see virtues like loyalty and patriotism dishonored. [Anti-Trump and Anti-American]
I’ve taken the time to compile a few problems with this spiritually repulsive movie, and Biblical rebukes to use against those who ask if you’ve seen it yet. I encourage anyone to join me and my children outside the various AMC theaters in Des Moines to yell Bible verses and hurl rebuking stones at patrons of this movie. Please PM or call me if you wish to carpool. We have reserved 14 church vans that can seat at least 13 people and 20 average sized stoning buckets.
1. The “Force” is powerful and can affect the laws of physics, but it is not like the Holy Ghost, as it is not personal. It’s more like magnetism which can be used regardless of the moral value of the work. Relying on science to explain the natural world is misleading and dangerous. [Danger: Science and Atheism]
What does the Holy Bible Say?
Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust,
avoiding profane and vain babblings,
and oppositions of science falsely so called
avoiding profane and vain babblings,
and oppositions of science falsely so called
1 Timothy 6:20
What does the Holy Bible Say?
For even when we were with you, this we
commanded you,
that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
commanded you,
that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
2 Thessalonians 3:10
What does the Holy Bible Say?
For there is one God, and one mediator
between God and men,
the man Christ Jesus;
between God and men,
the man Christ Jesus;
1 Timothy 2:5
What does the Holy Bible Say?
Wives, submit yourselves
unto your own husbands,
as unto the Lord.
unto your own husbands,
as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:22
What does the Holy Bible Say?
Beware of false prophets,
which come to you in sheep’s clothing,
but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
which come to you in sheep’s clothing,
but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Matthew 7:15
What does the Holy Bible Say?
Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head,
and honour the face of the old man,
and fear thy God:
I am the Lord.
and honour the face of the old man,
and fear thy God:
I am the Lord.
Leviticus 19:32
What does the Holy Bible Say?
In those days there was no king in Israel:
every man did that which was right
in his own eyes.
every man did that which was right
in his own eyes.
Judges 21:25
What does the Holy Bible Say?
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers.
For there is no power but of God:
the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:1
For there is no power but of God:
the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:1
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