Wash Your Under Garments or Else!

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings!

I am never surprised by the antics of white people but very recently there has been an event that has profoundly shocked I and I feel that I should share this news with my white friends. A man who lives in a desert country far away and who dislikes Babylon recently had his underwear stolen and taken to the white people who found the underwear was soiled and unacceptable. He had one of those desert names that all sound alike. This man was an Arab with a large beard and many wives who apparently do not like to wash undergarments. As usual among white people the only answer was violence. They sent helicopters full of men who had guns and the man with the dirty underwear was killed. They say he blew himself up with a bomb but I think they may not be telling the truth. Why would a man with many wives blow himself up over dirty underwear? I think he made the white people mad and they decided to kill him. I want to advise all my Baptist friends to wash their underwear at least weekly to avoid such a fate. I myself wash my undergarments every Sunday night whether they need it or not. I fear that many white people will be angered by I having the temerity to give advice on cleanliness but I feel it is best to be prepared.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[BibleReader2231]

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Mister Ook ook or whatever it is you nigras call yourselves, I don’t see any issue here from the white people’s perspective. The Bible makes it very clear that dirt and grime is akin to evil.

Isaiah 1:16 makes this analogy very clear. Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

Arabs are very busy with chopping each other’s heads off and committing Cathlick priest-like sins (raping underage children) and it’s clear in my eyes with all that sinning, they’ve forgotten to have their wives clean their undergarments. You could almost say that having soiled undergarments is like saying “Hey look at me! I’m a sinner and I’ll chop your head off”. The white people recognized this and took appropriate action to prevent further sin. I understand that as a nigra that your brain isn’t as developed as ours, but I hope some day you’ll read this and understand what God wants YOU to do if you ever spot anyone with dirty underwear.

[Isabella White]

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Mister Ook ook or whatever it is you nigras call yourselves, I don’t see any issue here from the white people’s perspective. The Bible makes it very clear that dirt and grime is akin to evil.

Isaiah 1:16 makes this analogy very clear. Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

Arabs are very busy with chopping each other’s heads off and committing Cathlick priest-like sins (raping underage children) and it’s clear in my eyes with all that sinning, they’ve forgotten to have their wives clean their undergarments. You could almost say that having soiled undergarments is like saying “Hey look at me! I’m a sinner and I’ll chop your head off”. The white people recognized this and took appropriate action to prevent further sin. I understand that as a nigra that your brain isn’t as developed as ours, but I hope some day you’ll read this and understand what God wants YOU to do if you ever spot anyone with dirty underwear.

Dear Sister Maxine: I do so hope that you will not mind my saying this, but I'm not so sure that the topic of unwashed unmentionables is something that should come from the mouth of a young girl who is studying the . Such topics are often best left not discussed, so I hope that you will take this in the kind spirit in which it is delivered. It will be useful to you to take this into consideration once you make your eventual way into womanhood. It's not that I'm being nosy or intrusive, but it's just that I feel that the gracious would have me say this to you. I mean, there are other things to talk about, apart from laundry issues.

Proverbs 3:17 "Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace."

Hebrews 10:24,25:
24 And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:
25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

A blessed day to you, dear younger Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BibleReader2231]

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I whole heartedly agree with you Sister Isabella. This is definitely a topic I don’t want to discuss nor would I enjoy discussing. Unwashed unmentionables, however, should not exist. As a female, it’s one of my jobs to make sure that the laundry is clean. The fact this nigra couldn’t pinpoint the issue with dirty undergarments is also bothersome. Does he even have a female significant other to wash HIS clothes? He’s talking about having to do it himself which I am just appalled to learn about.

[Isabella White]

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I whole heartedly agree with you Sister Isabella. This is definitely a topic I don’t want to discuss nor would I enjoy discussing. Unwashed unmentionables, however, should not exist. As a female, it’s one of my jobs to make sure that the laundry is clean. The fact this nigra couldn’t pinpoint the issue with dirty undergarments is also bothersome. Does he even have a female significant other to wash HIS clothes? He’s talking about having to do it himself which I am just appalled to learn about.

Dear Sister Maxine: If I may explain further, it's just that we all know that unwashed unmentionables exist. As women, we know that a woman's work is never done, and laundry is one of those chores that is always waiting for us. However, to discuss it as Mr. Rastafari has done, and then for him to entice you into discussing it, is improper, especially on . But, I don't know what else we can expect of a certain someone (such as Mr. Rastafari) who delights in coming here to spread his resentments about the good people of .


A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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As women, we know that a woman's work is never done, and laundry is one of those chores that is always waiting for us.

Surely laundry is one of the many reasons why we have domestic staff, Sister? I haven't been near a dirty laundry basket since my marriage - except to drop my own and my husband's garments into it, obviously. My husband wouldn't allow it!

[Isabella White]

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Surely laundry is one of the many reasons why we have domestic staff, Sister? I haven't been near a dirty laundry basket since my marriage - except to drop my own and my husband's garments into it, obviously. My husband wouldn't allow it!

Oh, yes, this is so true, dear Sister Joanna, and I would not be without my maid, Beulah-Mae. She works very hard, and she's not at all uppity like most of the nigras in this day and age. Mind you, I prefer to launder my own hand-washable dainties, though; it's the just way I am. But, for all other household cleaning chores, Beulah-Mae excels. Why, I've been so pleased with her work that I've even allowed her to be hired as part of an advertising campaign, as you'll see below.

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings Sistren and all my white friends!

I can see from the tone of the conversation that my fears and advice concerning the state of the drawers of my white friends were unnecessary and I am certain that you ladies at least have nothing to fear from old white men who are angered by dirty drawers and have helicopters full of other white men who are armed to do their bidding. That fills me with a very happy feeling and I will have to roll up a large dream stick to celebrate this uplifting victory.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[handmaiden]

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Such a lovely smile! The Lord has surely gladdend her heart.

[Isabella White]

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Such a lovely smile! The Lord has surely gladdend her heart.

Why, yes, this is so, dear Sister Handmaiden. The good has, indeed, gladdened the heart of Beulah-Mae. She is so patient and cheerful, unlike the way nigras are today, what with whining constantly about reparations and what-not. As a matter of fact, both of my servants are happy to have found their jobs caring for my house. As you'll see in the attached photo, Mammy-Lou is just as happy as Beulah-Mae, and I believe it's because they know their place and how to behave in an acceptable manner.

Ephesians 6:5 "Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ".

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Basilissa]

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As you'll see in the attached photo, Mammy-Lou is just as happy as Beulah-Mae, and I believe it's because they know their place and how to behave in an acceptable manner.

Ephesians 6:5 "Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ".

Amen, Sister - my Grandma used to tell me that in the good old days, all people knew their place and behaved like it. Ladies were ladylike, men were manly, children were well behaved, and servants were obedient. And everybody was happy - just look at the picture below, a clear proof that knowing and respecting one's place in society is the best recipe to live a happy, fulfilled life:

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It was so great when a pancake lady was famous but not paid. Back then, things were right:

[handmaiden]

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All this talk from Trevor about washing of the undergarments. He's telling us to do that when the finest of Landover Baptist churchgoers have people like him to do it for them.

Is that irony or something like that? I can never tell.

[Emily Brent]

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I can't make threads (even though knit) this seemed like the right spot to post:

I learned from my dear friend Mrs. Olliver in Canada that someone is dousing the young ladies with buckets of steaming hot fecal issue.
I would say poor to them, but one can't help but think these targets were were unanimously Asian females should have known better, for seeking an education and being in proximity to a university; what should be a man's domain. The purpose of university anyway for women is find a suitable husband. How will they do that now when they will forever stench of the unmistakable fowl, putrid reek of a hot summer doodie?

One also must think this is the most exciting thing to have happened in Canada, and good lucks to them catching the crook; as he looks like every other fuzzy who lives there!