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  • Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

    I may be late with the news, but there is it! During a conference from the Italian Senate something terrible happened: an hacker decided to corrupt the minds of the viewers of the reunion (not the ones of the parlament, as they are already rotten) with a clip from the pornographic videogame Final Fantasy VII, which showed a slutty woman with big breasts. The game is the same where a swedish terrorist tries to kill an angel with only one wing!

    Thank God I was too bad at gaming to manage to going so far in that game as a youth. Anyway, we need to ban that game and its remake before they corrupt our children mind further!

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    Re: Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
    Thank God I was too bad at gaming to manage to going so far in that game
    Sorry to hear that. I hope you reach the end boss next time.
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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      Re: Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

      Are they sure it was a video and not just former member of the Italian Chamber of Deputies, Ilona Staller, joining the meeting?
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        Re: Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        The game is the same where a swedish terrorist tries to kill an angel with only one wing!
        I'm confused. Since when do Swedish terrorists use wings as their preferred method of murder?
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          Re: Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

          Romeo, half your posts here are about vidya games (the other half is papist bullsh*t). Is there something you'd like to tell us? At first I figured you just used them to lure in altar boys, but now it seems like after you're done sodomizing them you pick up the controller and go back to the games! Now, a pedophile priest doesn't surprise me nor anyone else on God's earth, but a pedophile priest who's also a gamer? That is a bit of a shock.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            Re: Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            Romeo, half your posts here are about vidya games (the other half is papist bullsh*t). Is there something you'd like to tell us? At first I figured you just used them to lure in altar boys, but now it seems like after you're done sodomizing them you pick up the controller and go back to the games! Now, a pedophile priest doesn't surprise me nor anyone else on God's earth, but a pedophile priest who's also a gamer? That is a bit of a shock.
            I assure you, Mr. Lukes, that I'm in no way a time-waster who would love getting brainwashed by Japanese methods of torture. If there is someone whom i would rely on knowing video games, that would be Padre Joystick. I, on the other hand, am too busy in teaching children to kneel before God and feel the fear and love of him at the same time.

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              Re: Japanese pornographic video game crashes Italian Senate's meeting

              Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
              I assure you, Mr. Lukes, that I'm in no way a time-waster who would love getting brainwashed by Japanese methods of torture. If there is someone whom i would rely on knowing video games, that would be Padre Joystick. I, on the other hand, am too busy in teaching children to kneel before God and feel the fear and love of him at the same time.
              Breaking news: Priest accused of being a child rapist and gamer denies being a gamer.
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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