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  • Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

    Brothers and Sisters,

    the last few days I've spent some time in a forum for gay men to inspect and gather facts.
    I was able to gain new insights and I learned how disgusting and perverted homosexuality is.

    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
    Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
    Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.


    First of all, we know that women were created only to serve man.

    Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


    Of course womans serve men also during the Act of Reproducing.
    Shortly before the man starts to plant his seed, women are very excited because they have to do everything right. They think about their future tasks they have to do once the child is born.
    This “stress” produces a wet slime in their private parts, which makes it easily for the man to plant the seeds.

    Leviticus 15:3232This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith;


    Genesis 29:3030And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years.

    Many ask themselfes now, how the homosexual is able to carry out the act without Vaginal Lubrication.
    God has simply given no Vaginal secretions to men, to prevent that they do gay sex.
    Here is now a complicated system working that must be developed by Satan himself.

    Before the homosexuals start, their roles get distributed. One of them is the wife and the other one is the man. After the roles are distributed, the man who has the womans role begins to get diarrhea. He then goes to the toilet and relieves himself. Through the diarrhea his sphincter and his rectum are now wetted. Now the male part is able to penetrate.

    I was wondering how this system can work at all, and it is suggestive to assume that Satan causes diarrhea in order to facilitate the act of sodomy.

    “Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ” (Philippians 3:8).

    Last edited by Felicity; 08-27-2011, 07:18 AM. Reason: Typo
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    Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

    I knew fairies were sick, but I had no idea just how disgustingly filthy they were! What's next? Them peeing all over each other?
    Last edited by Felicity; 08-27-2011, 07:23 AM. Reason: Typo

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      Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

      I endured your post for the sake of instruction, Brother, but
      Last edited by Felicity; 08-27-2011, 07:23 AM. Reason: Typo
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

        They can also buy lubricants to facilitate the penetration, then the secretions of the penis is normally enough to take over.

        Diarrhea is kind of an illness (bowel problems), not a form of secretion. See wikipedia or something.

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          Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

          I'm sure you think you're impressing us with your earthly knowledge of perversion, unsaved trash, but all you're doing is leaping aboard the hell train.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #6
            Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

            If God had intended for men to put their tallywackers in another man's behind, He would've come up with a more elegant solution than diarrhea lubricant.

            Yours in Christ,

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              Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

              Originally posted by John Kirk View Post
              Diarrhea is kind of an illness
              So is homosexuality.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                Originally posted by John Kirk View Post
                They can also buy lubricants to facilitate the penetration, then the secretions of the penis is normally enough to take over.
                What do you mean. Do you think people buy the vaginal lubrication from other people? Take your filthy buisness elsewhere...
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                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                  Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                  Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                  What do you mean. Do you think people buy the vaginal lubrication from other people? Take your filthy buisness elsewhere...
                  No, it's usually just some mineral oil that people uses (straight as gay) for sexual activities.

                  If you guys are so prude about those 'activities', why talk about it?

                  I just sayed some actual facts.

                  And by illness, I meant an actual infection or gastric problems. I'm not here to discuss if being gay is life choice or an illness like you claim.

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                    Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                    Originally posted by John Kirk View Post
                    No, it's usually just some mineral oil that people uses (straight as gay) for sexual activities.

                    If you guys are so prude about those 'activities', why talk about it?

                    I just sayed some actual facts.

                    And by illness, I meant an actual infection or gastric problems. I'm not here to discuss if being gay is life choice or an illness like you claim.
                    Fags have anal sex slathered in each others' poo poo! They eat it from each others' fingers, and coyly flick it over their shoulder at one another while receiving anal penetration. There is also blood in their feces, from the constant friction that breaks down the intestinal walls, and as we know it is not acceptable to God that we should eat blood.
                    Genesis 9:4

                    King James Version (KJV)


                    4But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.


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                      Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                      Oh my word. You people are so ignorant and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. No gay people use diarrhea as lubrication. That's something you made up and are using to manipulate the weak minded individuals that read this board. Yes, I said it.

                      Fanatical church people are the most weak minded individuals on the face of this earth and use false data to promote your corrupted ideals and sickening lack of humanity.

                      I've looked at these boards and you're all sick. Give up the church and find something else that will make you feel like a necessary part of society. Other than that, stop spewing misinformation and vile lies.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                        Originally posted by LordCAG View Post
                        Oh my word. You people are so ignorant and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. No gay people use diarrhea as lubrication. That's something you made up and are using to manipulate the weak minded individuals that read this board. Yes, I said it.

                        Fanatical church people are the most weak minded individuals on the face of this earth and use false data to promote your corrupted ideals and sickening lack of humanity.

                        I've looked at these boards and you're all sick. Give up the church and find something else that will make you feel like a necessary part of society. Other than that, stop spewing misinformation and vile lies.
                        And how did you become such an expert on homo sex?

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                          I wonder how he just 'happened' to come across a dead old thread in the first place.

                          Another case of 'research'. And I think we all know what that means, these days.

                          YIC
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                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                            Originally posted by cgeorge View Post
                            Oh my word. You people are so ignorant and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. No gay people use diarrhea as lubrication. That's something you made up and are using to manipulate the weak minded individuals that read this board. Yes, I said it.

                            Fanatical church people are the most weak minded individuals on the face of this earth and use false data to promote your corrupted ideals and sickening lack of humanity.

                            I've looked at these boards and you're all sick. Give up the church and find something else that will make you feel like a necessary part of society. Other than that, stop spewing misinformation and vile lies.
                            Dear Godmocking Homer;

                            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                            YIC,

                            --Pastor Ezekiel
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals

                              Worshiping Satan? Are you kidding me? Whatever.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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