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  • #1

    Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

    Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
    I have come in peace and I have come to just browse the forums, do a little deceiving, and have fun in general. The unsaved trash is forever going to Hell unless you can save them from the fiery pits in which we shall anally abuse them all. Me, my father, and my sister will have great fun in Hell with all of them. Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.


    I wish everyone a good life full of sin and sexual desire and my family will gladly meet them in Hell. All of the lords of Hell shall be very excited to meet the unsaved trash. I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title. I thank you for having me here and I will have great fun here on these forums.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

    Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
    Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.

    (more boring drivel removed)
    Hi sweetie, !

    I guess you missed the introduction instructions, cleverly hidden on the top of this page:

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    You could at least try to be original and say that this is your favorite verse:

    John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

    If you keep reading, you'll realize that even you can be Saved (John 8:51).

    I will pray for your poor soul.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Hi sweetie, !

      I guess you missed the introduction instructions, cleverly hidden on the top of this page:

      The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      You could at least try to be original and say that this is your favorite verse:

      John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

      If you keep reading, you'll realize that even you can be Saved (John 8:51).

      I will pray for your poor soul.


      I most certainly did not miss it, I just had no care for it. I shall re edit the post though because I would very much like to be apart of this forum.



      ~Lucifer LittleStar

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      • #4
        Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

        Welcome child, do your parents know you are online? You know, praying to Satan is a gateway to harder things like become catlick.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

          Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
          I have come in peace and I have come to just browse the forums, do alittle deceiving, and have fun in general.


          The unsaved trash is forever going to Hell unless you can save them from the fiery pits in which we shall anally abuse them all.


          Me, my father, and my sister will have great fun in Hell with all of them.


          Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.


          I wish everyone a good life full of sin and sexual desire and my family will gladly meet them in Hell.


          All of the lords of Hell shall be very excited to meet the unsaved trash.


          I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title.


          I thank you for having me here and I will have great fun here on these forums.

          My favorite bible verse is this one :
          John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.


          I come from the church of Parva Satanae which is Latin for Little Satans and is a church located in Hell which allows children and adult demons to learn everything there is to know of this world.


          I of course being the prince and my sister the princess, we run that church.


          Because I cannot edit the original post, I will just poopy this.
          Last edited by Basilissa; 02-11-2018, 01:31 AM. Reason: removed superfluous quotations

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          • #6
            Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

            Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
            . . . I would very much like to be apart of this forum.
            ~Lucifer LittleStar
            Why?
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #7
              Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome child, do your parents know you are online? You know, praying to Satan is a gateway to harder things like become catlick.
              Yes my parent (Not plural) knows I am online.


              He was the one who told me to come here and join the discussion of this
              wonderful site.


              I do not pray to Satan, why would I pray to my own parent, that would be stupid, I do not pray to anyone, people pray to me and my family and we shall gladly accept them all into Hell and sodomize them.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

                Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
                Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil
                Oh, are you a Jew?
                Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
                John 8:44
                Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
                Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.
                Oh joy. Our very own Jewish American Princess.

                Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
                I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title.
                You mean to suggest you've accepted Christ as your Personal Lord and Savior? If that were so, dear, you'd deny your father like a Good Christian (Luke 14:26).
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

                  Oh dear brother, you have so much to learn.The art of introduction is such a delicate thing. What would dad say if you knew you were on a site like this? This is why I'm the one in charge, I will hand it to you brother dear we have much to learn, they have a wealth of knowledge, these..mortals...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

                    Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
                    I most certainly did not miss it, I just had no care for it. I shall re edit the post though because I would very much like to be apart of this forum.



                    ~Lucifer LittleStar
                    We'd like you to be apart from this forum as well.
                    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                    1 Corinthians 11:13

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

                      Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
                      Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
                      There is a general theological problem with this: whereas God is the Father of Man inasmuch as He created him; and as God is the father of Christ (miraculously, and via a virgin); Satan is not known to have sired any males (or females for that matter) and thus classing yourself as "Satan's son" seems somewhat inaccurate or 'misleading' at least.

                      It is my considered opinion that Satan can only have "minions"

                      Of the word "minion", Websters Dictionary 1832 states
                      MINION, noun min'yon. A favorite; a darling; particularly, the favorite of a prince, on whom he lavishes his favors; one who gains favors by flattery or mean adulation.
                      and adds
                      MIN'ION, noun [Latin minor. See Mince.]
                      And of course, "to mince" means "to walk in a manner expressive of the homosexual lifestyle."

                      Then there is also the separate, but vaguely linked, question of "Who created Satan?" and this is answered by "God did."
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                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

                        Hello Mr. Littlestar!


                        I greet you in the Name of My Savior and LORD, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Bright and Morning Star, the Rose of Sharon, the loving and tender Son of God, the Prince of Peace, whose Precious Blood(c) was shed for all on Cavalry. Glory!


                        We always welcome newcomers to our friendly space on the Interwebs and of course you are no exception. I'm a little curious as to why you would want to "do a little deceiving," since that is definitely what we oppose here. We want everyone to know the true meaning of what it is to live for Jesus and the reality of His Word. While you speak quite wisely when you state that unsaved trash will be damned to the bottomless pit, I sense a bit of skepticism in your tone. You'll be pleased to know that you've already made your way on to my prayer list. I hope you'll reach out to the many fine True Christians(TM) here when you have any questions or comments about our Omnipotent and Omniscient GOD, the creator of the universe.


                        BrotherLarry
                        Revelation 22:12
                        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                        Amen and Amen

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

                          Originally posted by LuciferLittleStar View Post
                          Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
                          I have come in peace and I have come to just browse the forums, do a little deceiving, and have fun in general. The unsaved trash is forever going to Hell unless you can save them from the fiery pits in which we shall anally abuse them all. Me, my father, and my sister will have great fun in Hell with all of them. Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.


                          I wish everyone a good life full of sin and sexual desire and my family will gladly meet them in Hell. All of the lords of Hell shall be very excited to meet the unsaved trash. I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title. I thank you for having me here and I will have great fun here on these forums.


                          Begone Devil spawn.
                          Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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