Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

[LuciferLittleStar]

Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
I have come in peace and I have come to just browse the forums, do a little deceiving, and have fun in general. The unsaved trash is forever going to Hell unless you can save them from the fiery pits in which we shall anally abuse them all. Me, my father, and my sister will have great fun in Hell with all of them. Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.


I wish everyone a good life full of sin and sexual desire and my family will gladly meet them in Hell. All of the lords of Hell shall be very excited to meet the unsaved trash. I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title. I thank you for having me here and I will have great fun here on these forums.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.

(more boring drivel removed)

Hi sweetie, !

I guess you missed the introduction instructions, cleverly hidden on the top of this page:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You could at least try to be original and say that this is your favorite verse:

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

If you keep reading, you'll realize that even you can be Saved (John 8:51).

I will pray for your poor soul.

[LuciferLittleStar]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Hi sweetie, !

I guess you missed the introduction instructions, cleverly hidden on the top of this page:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You could at least try to be original and say that this is your favorite verse:

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

If you keep reading, you'll realize that even you can be Saved (John 8:51).

I will pray for your poor soul.

I most certainly did not miss it, I just had no care for it. I shall re edit the post though because I would very much like to be apart of this forum.



~Lucifer LittleStar

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Welcome child, do your parents know you are online? You know, praying to Satan is a gateway to harder things like become catlick.

[LuciferLittleStar]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
I have come in peace and I have come to just browse the forums, do alittle deceiving, and have fun in general.


The unsaved trash is forever going to Hell unless you can save them from the fiery pits in which we shall anally abuse them all.


Me, my father, and my sister will have great fun in Hell with all of them.


Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.


I wish everyone a good life full of sin and sexual desire and my family will gladly meet them in Hell.


All of the lords of Hell shall be very excited to meet the unsaved trash.


I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title.


I thank you for having me here and I will have great fun here on these forums.

My favorite bible verse is this one :
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.


I come from the church of Parva Satanae which is Latin for Little Satans and is a church located in Hell which allows children and adult demons to learn everything there is to know of this world.


I of course being the prince and my sister the princess, we run that church.


Because I cannot edit the original post, I will just poopy this.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

. . . I would very much like to be apart of this forum.
~Lucifer LittleStar

Why?

[LuciferLittleStar]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Welcome child, do your parents know you are online? You know, praying to Satan is a gateway to harder things like become catlick.

Yes my parent (Not plural) knows I am online.


He was the one who told me to come here and join the discussion of this
wonderful site.


I do not pray to Satan, why would I pray to my own parent, that would be stupid, I do not pray to anyone, people pray to me and my family and we shall gladly accept them all into Hell and sodomize them.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil

Oh, are you a Jew?

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44

Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.

Oh joy. Our very own Jewish American Princess.

I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title.

You mean to suggest you've accepted Christ as your Personal Lord and Savior? If that were so, dear, you'd deny your father like a Good Christian (Luke 14:26).

[LuciaLittleStar]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

Oh dear brother, you have so much to learn.The art of introduction is such a delicate thing. What would dad say if you knew you were on a site like this? This is why I'm the one in charge, I will hand it to you brother dear we have much to learn, they have a wealth of knowledge, these..mortals...

[Dana723]

Re: Hello everyone, the son of the Devil here.

I most certainly did not miss it, I just had no care for it. I shall re edit the post though because I would very much like to be apart of this forum.



~Lucifer LittleStar

We'd like you to be apart from this forum as well.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.

There is a general theological problem with this: whereas God is the Father of Man inasmuch as He created him; and as God is the father of Christ (miraculously, and via a virgin); Satan is not known to have sired any males (or females for that matter) and thus classing yourself as "Satan's son" seems somewhat inaccurate or 'misleading' at least.

It is my considered opinion that Satan can only have "minions"

Of the word "minion", Websters Dictionary 1832 states

MINION, noun min'yon. A favorite; a darling; particularly, the favorite of a prince, on whom he lavishes his favors; one who gains favors by flattery or mean adulation.

and adds

MIN'ION, noun [Latin minor. See Mince.]

And of course, "to mince" means "to walk in a manner expressive of the homosexual lifestyle."

Then there is also the separate, but vaguely linked, question of "Who created Satan?" and this is answered by "God did."

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

Hello Mr. Littlestar!


I greet you in the Name of My Savior and LORD, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Bright and Morning Star, the Rose of Sharon, the loving and tender Son of God, the Prince of Peace, whose Precious Blood(c) was shed for all on Cavalry. Glory!


We always welcome newcomers to our friendly space on the Interwebs and of course you are no exception. I'm a little curious as to why you would want to "do a little deceiving," since that is definitely what we oppose here. We want everyone to know the true meaning of what it is to live for Jesus and the reality of His Word. While you speak quite wisely when you state that unsaved trash will be damned to the bottomless pit, I sense a bit of skepticism in your tone. You'll be pleased to know that you've already made your way on to my prayer list. I hope you'll reach out to the many fine True Christians(TM) here when you have any questions or comments about our Omnipotent and Omniscient GOD, the creator of the universe.


BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Hello everyone, the wannabe son of the Devil here.

Hello everyone, I am the son of the Devil AKA Lucifer Morningstar.
I have come in peace and I have come to just browse the forums, do a little deceiving, and have fun in general. The unsaved trash is forever going to Hell unless you can save them from the fiery pits in which we shall anally abuse them all. Me, my father, and my sister will have great fun in Hell with all of them. Accompanying me on these forums will be my sister, but not my father.


I wish everyone a good life full of sin and sexual desire and my family will gladly meet them in Hell. All of the lords of Hell shall be very excited to meet the unsaved trash. I am not unsaved trash, so you must change my title. I thank you for having me here and I will have great fun here on these forums.

Begone Devil spawn.