JesOS 8 SP1

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Following the episode where, only under certain circumstances, details of your soul, sexual orientation, medical history, browsing history, your personal movements, name and address and tithing plan were all sent to The Department of Faith each time you logged on, this feature has now been fully incorporated in the Revelation upgrade that has been already placed upon your computer. This upgrade cannot be uninstalled as the files are deeply hidden and inaccessible to the computer owner.

Landover consider Revelation to be a great advancement in personal spiritual safety and the security of the whole country. No longer will it be possible to plan, write, draw, image, view, send, share, receive or otherwise view, hear or deliver anything that does not have prior approval by the Conclave of Pastors for Moral Rectitude. This simple, convenient and harmless provision will stop users slipping into sin and thus insure your immortal soul of entrance to Paradise.

You will be pleased to know that there is only one person in Landover Gated Community who is not running JesOS 8 but by 4 p.m Saturday this will have been rectified.

There are other huge advantages to JesOS (awarded “OS of the Millennium” by Pastor Zeke) but I will leave others to describe them.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Does it still have the brony alert? Recently there was a derp edit done, and I was mortified when, looking for a hymn to play for my family I got a full pervert dressed in a chestnut leotard cantering across the screen with his arms held up and forward, tossing a golden mane.

Additionally, in the past I've appreciated the gabbling filter but with the Amazonian jungle being upgraded increasingly more of these languages will be discovered and I was pleased to see that these will all be recognised [and blocked] by the new syntax entropy analyzer. Well done!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will most certainly install this as soon as I have figured out how to switch on my JesusPad(tm).

[Attila's Wife]

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Excellent news, Brother Bathfire. Thank you for your hard work in the service of Our Lord.

JesOS 8 Revelation (plus SP1) installed seamlessly overnight on my machine, without my even noticing it - well, I was asleep.

What I had not expected was that it would also install itself on all other computers in the household. This was not too surprising in the case of my beloved husband's machine, as it is linked to mine by a "network", whatever that means. He was a little surprised, even angry, as he had always believed that our Linnucks systems were "immune to attack". I explained that this was not an attack, but rather a benevolent gift from Our Lord Jesus (via LBC) and he soon saw the benefits.

Rather more surprisingly, the new OS has installed itself on a laptop which was switched off at the time of the upgrade. Praise The Lord!

My great-grandchildren are very much enjoying the games which you thoughtfully bundled with SP1. Zap-a-Daemon is a particular favourite.

YiC
AW

[James Hutchins]

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I also love the new feature that emails a senior Pastor if a gay porn link is clicked on.

[Adam Fag]

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Excellent news, Brother Bathfire. Thank you for your hard work in the service of Our Lord.

JesOS 8 Revelation (plus SP1) installed seamlessly overnight on my machine, without my even noticing it - well, I was asleep.

What I had not expected was that it would also install itself on all other computers in the household. This was not too surprising in the case of my beloved husband's machine, as it is linked to mine by a "network", whatever that means. He was a little surprised, even angry, as he had always believed that our Linnucks systems were "immune to attack". I explained that this was not an attack, but rather a benevolent gift from Our Lord Jesus (via LBC) and he soon saw the benefits.

Rather more surprisingly, the new OS has installed itself on a laptop which was switched off at the time of the upgrade. Praise The Lord!

My great-grandchildren are very much enjoying the games which you thoughtfully bundled with SP1. Zap-a-Daemon is a particular favourite.

YiC
AW

Thanks for the tip At.
I just checked and it does have some great games. Loved seal cull (or will when I get the hang of it)

[Attila's Wife]

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I also love the new feature that emails a senior Pastor if a gay porn link is clicked on.

Er, I don't wish to sound suspicious here, but how did you find out about that feature?

[John Creeser]

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Great version!!

But, how do I enable the AUTO CAPS LOCK REBUTTAL feature? CAPS LOCK used to automatically switch on after my second angry rebuttal with unsaved trash.

[ChristMySavior]

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Thank you for all your hard work - I spent the afternoon installing this, and my son loves the built in Hymn Search on the desktop.

[Faith_Machine]

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I have JesOS installed on my Boot Camp partition. I've noticed that with this new update, I am no longer able to reboot from my OS X partition. Is that normal?

[ChristMySavior]

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I have JesOS installed on my Boot Camp partition. I've noticed that with this new update, I am no longer able to reboot from my OS X partition. Is that normal?

Yes, that's totally normal. It means that JesOS has correctly installed, and any attempts to circumvent this are logged and sent to a Senior Pastor. Other benefits include EasyTithe.exe, a program which allows you to donate to Landover with just three clicks. (Better pin that to the desktop)

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I especially like the helpful suggestion links. I was searching for information about how to treat homers that I couldn't avoid (such as at the DMV, bank tellers, etc.) and up pops this helpful video

God Bless
DAM

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: JesOS 8 SP1

Great version!!

But, how do I enable the AUTO CAPS LOCK REBUTTAL feature? CAPS LOCK used to automatically switch on after my second angry rebuttal with unsaved trash.

Good point!

you will find it under View| Tools| Options| Text | Format | Advanced tab -> Configuration tab -> Layout button.

You will find a checkbox for AUTO CAPS LOCK REBUTTAL below the AUTO MULTIPLE FONTS, AUTO FONT SIZES and AUTO MULTIPLE COLORS that are used for web-page creation.

[WWJDnow]

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Good point!

you will find it under View| Tools| Options| Text | Format | Advanced tab -> Configuration tab -> Layout button.

You will find a checkbox for AUTO CAPS LOCK REBUTTAL below the AUTO MULTIPLE FONTS, AUTO FONT SIZES and AUTO MULTIPLE COLORS that are used for web-page creation.

All features of JesOS can also be implemented through the power of prayer. I find that much simpler than using my church mouse or my keys-to-the-kingdomboard.

[John Creeser]

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Good point!

you will find it under View| Tools| Options| Text | Format | Advanced tab -> Configuration tab -> Layout button.

You will find a checkbox for AUTO CAPS LOCK REBUTTAL below the AUTO MULTIPLE FONTS, AUTO FONT SIZES and AUTO MULTIPLE COLORS that are used for web-page creation.

yep that did tHE TRICK. IT'S WHAT I LOVED ABOUT THE PREVIOUS VERSION. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE GETTING YOUR POINT ACROSS TO UNSAVED TRASH THAN USING CAPS LOCK!!


.....well, it appears I have some tweaking to do before I get it running right.