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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Don't you know how to play chess? Checkmate is when you beat the other person, not when you get your rear end handed to you.
    OH SNAP!
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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
      OH SNAP!
      This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

      Father,
      In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

      Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

      In Jesus name I pray..
      Amen
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        I have a question...

        If it is true that the earth is flat, then how do time zones work? (This is purely curiosity and not in anyway spite towards the evidence you have put forward)

        I was trying to find it earlier but there are so many pages to this thread...

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! ARE YOU COMING ON TO HER?!?!
          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          re-read, I'm not overly fond of repeating myself.
          I can see why, repeating lies and misinformation is embarrassing.
          The bumps thing....what??
          Bumps! Bumps on your head! Phrenology! Here's you two women spouting "science" and you have no idea about one of the great scientific advances in the last 200 years - Phrenology: the secrets of the character revealed by the shape, size and protuberances of the human head."

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          I'm on a break, I'll get back to my writings for the liberal press shortly.
          As was foretold...
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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that.


            1) Jump!

            Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?

            If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.



            2) Blow!
            Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

            This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

            That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.


            3) Get High!
            Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

            If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.


            These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you're skeptical of the flat Earth, why don't you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes.

            Yours in Christ,

            Rev. Jim Osborne
            Well I have to say... You tried

            I bet that a 14 year old GIRL can debunk all of your facts with the actual truth

            First of all... The 1st test

            Yes... We do say that the earth rotates at about 1000 miles an hour... So why don't you go flying away with a single jump?

            Well... This can easily be debunked

            If you have ever been on a long boring road trip (or maybe you people are so uptight as to never have fun) you might have something like a ball or something that you throw up into the air and then catch as it comes back to you... Well obviously that doesn't prove anything right?

            Well the thing is... If what you say is true and if the earth was round and spinning at over 1000 miles an hour... Then why does the ball in your car not fly at a speed of 60mph back and hit your back window?

            That's because there is a thing called inertia... A object in motion stays in motion and an object at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by an outside force. So the reason why you don't go flying hundreds of miles away is because you are already in motion!

            The second test with the ballon is also easily debunked... The ballon is obviously much bigger than the tiny sheet of paper so obviously it has more mass! So why doesn't it pull towards the ballon like the earth and people? The thing is... The ballon is mostly air, correct? That's how balloons work...

            Air does not contain much mass... Air is not very dense at all (density is the amount of matter in a certain volume, which is the size of the object)

            Thus... The balloon probably has just as much mass as the paper. And does not have much of a pull on the object... Plus the gravity of the earth pulling on the paper is much greater than that of the balloons. So rather than being pulled to the balloon it is pulled to the earth. The reason why helium balloons float is because the density of helium is way less than the density of the air around you... So it is pushed up into the atmosphere.

            If you were to test this theory in a vaccuum chamber similar to that of space, you would find that an object of larger mass would pull one of smaller mass towards it.

            And for the very last experiment, I can debunk it with the experiment itself

            Why can't you see tall structures like the eiffle tower and the Empire State Building from where you stand

            Surely if you had great enough vision to see that far and clearly you would see it

            But you cannot
            For the earth is round

            That is why we have time zones, and seasons, and the reason why day and night exist

            That's why the sun sets and rises... And that's why Australians don't fall of the earth into space



            If anyone can debunk my proof with hardcore evidence that can not be countered and do not use scripture of the bible

            They are much greater

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Also you could call me a witch and threaten to burn me at the stake but that doesn't change what I have said... So at least try to give a good counter to mine

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                Originally posted by Lover Of Truth View Post
                I bet that a 14 year old GIRL can debunk all of your facts with the actual truth
                You are underage. Did you read the terms and conditions before signing up? I thought not.

                Originally posted by Lover Of Truth View Post
                A load of other stuff....
                I suggest you read the entire thread before making a fool of yourself. You will find that every single one of your points has been dealt with.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Do you really think I have time to read 496 pages of conversation

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Lover Of Truth View Post
                    Do you really think I have time to read 496 pages of conversation
                    Dear Lover,

                    I do think you would have the time but you don't dare. It might shake you, make you think, astonish you.

                    You love the Truth™ you say? This is a reasonable startpoint. I'll make this simple, a short summary of the things we know.

                    We know that sinners (you are among them) cannot trust their senses. Even neuroscientists agree, human perception is very unreliable. Due to this, we cannot trust our instruments, either. The neuroscientists ask why but WE can answer. In fact, Jesus gives you the answer!



                    2 Thessalonians 2:11
                    And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:


                    God sends the sinners delusions, sensory input that is false, that is untrue, and sinners believe it. They are sincere when they 'see' the round Earth, the 'benefits' of sodomy, the 'fossils' making humans lowly beasts. These things are delusions. God has noticed their failure to believe and He gives these sorry sinners more delusions.

                    We can avoid that. We have to turn the causality of observation-conclusion around! You have to START by accepting the Truth™, including the 6-day Creation, the Firmament over the flat expanse of the Earth (this does not exclude mountains), the immutability of Created Kinds that you might call 'species'. Then you fit the observations to the FACTS that you know to be True™. Where are these facts? In the BIBLE, for God's sake.



                    There you have it. Accept the Truth™ first, then make the conclusions about observations based on what you know. That is in a nutshell the methodology of Creation Science and it had given us magnificent applications including prayer healing and baraminology that benefit the whole mankind in unprecedented ways!



                    I am certain this will convince you. This is difficult for sinners to understand as it is very ADVANCED Creation Science. I hope your sinning mind can assimilate it!


                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!
                      Lololololololol! Ahahahahahahahaha!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Bumps! Bumps on your head! Phrenology!
                      I thought that may've been what you meant. I know you're all a bit behind the times so you might not know this, but phrenology has been soundly debunked and completely disregarded as a science.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                        Originally posted by Lover Of Truth View Post
                        Do you really think I have time to read 496 pages of conversation
                        Hi Lover,

                        496 pages is a lot less pages than the Bible (the KJV these people have read) has. Mine is 1749 pages long I got to page 114 but then I got distracted by a Dan Brown novel. If you have trouble reading a lot of pages I would like to suggest starting with Douglas Adams: When you start to read his work, 496 pages will just be an appetizer.

                        Kind regards,

                        Roland
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          I find it ridiculous that people still believe in a round earth!

                          Recently I have been flying from the Godly US to the ungodly Europe, and the plane happened to fly over land know as Greenland (even though it's covered in ice all of the year - go figure, it was named by heathen pagan "vikings", who were too dumb to see the difference between "white" and "green").

                          I took a picture through the window of the plane. Some people make the claim that you can see the "curvature" of the earth from a plane. As you can see, the horizon is perfectly flat (I drew the red line to make it clearer):

                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

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                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            I can see why, repeating lies and misinformation is embarrassing.
                            Not so much as it takes up too much time to retype, relink, etc etc.

                            Bumps! Bumps on your head! Phrenology! Here's you two women spouting "science"
                            and you have no idea about one of the great scientific advances in the last 200
                            years - Phrenology: the secrets of the character revealed by the shape, size and
                            protuberances of the human head."
                            As WW pointed out, phrenology is a discredited pseudoscience. It's about as legitimate as homeopathy in the scientific world.

                            As was foretold...
                            Well I also have spreadsheets to do, but writing is a lot more interesting (apologies to Lord Micros of Office!).

                            Back to the topic of the thread, the flat earth theory only proves that the bible was reflective of the level of understanding at the time, which is far below that which we have now. That's where those ways of thinking belong - in the past.
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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by Lover Of Truth View Post
                              I have a question...

                              If it is true that the earth is flat, then how do time zones work?
                              Well, only one time zone matters, and that is the America time zone. If you see someone posting at 3:30 AM, note that they do have a 5 hour window.

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                                I am offended by a lot of what I see on here, but this one just makes me laugh. People have known the earth was spherical for hundreds of years! Your scientific method is way off and you have designed these "experiments" and twisted the evidence to agree with your hypothesis. The earth is spherical, we have pictures from space. Do you people also believe the sun orbits us?

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