[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I am so happy to see that President Trump is soon in the White House! God is showing His favor on us once more by promoting Mr. Trump!

[Alvin Moss]

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Donald Trump... Some of the things he's saying are despicable, honestly, and I don't think I can stand for it.

Al Sharpton, Cher and some of the other Negroes have promised to leave America if the Donald is elected. I think they are all going to Canada. Maybe you could go with them.

[Didymus Much]

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Al Sharpton, Cher and some of the other Negroes have promised to leave America if the Donald is elected. I think they are all going to Canada...

Ima just leave this here:

How to Move to Canada If Trump Wins, By a Person Who Moved to Canada When Bush Won

http://gawker.com/how-to-move-to-canada-if-trump-wins-by-a-person-who-mo-1762449326

...Maybe you could go with them.

What makes you think we'd want her? Refusal to cure her own ignorance is not an "in-demand" skillset.

[Pitchfork Retard]

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Ima just leave this here:

How to Move to Canada If Trump Wins, By a Person Who Moved to Canada When Bush Won

http://gawker.com/how-to-move-to-canada-if-trump-wins-by-a-person-who-mo-1762449326

What makes you think we'd want her? Refusal to cure her own ignorance is not an "in-demand" skillset.

<<<porn link removed>>>

Why would I move to Canada when I can get things like this in Germany? Silly me.

[I Man Rastafari]

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I do not believe that it is wise for any Black people to move to Canada. There are too many white people in America and Canada must be much worse. It is also too cold for Black people in Canada. I have heard there are places in Canada where the snow and ice never melt and there are said to be many bears in Canada. No- a Black man should stay in a place where there is a warm place to go to the bathroom. Even in Wisconsin it is too cold for Black people and Wisconsin is to the south of Canada. I will not go further north no matter who is elected president. I will finish my education and then I will go to Africa with other Black people to live in my natural home which is warm.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It's easy to see what liberals are going to do against Donald. They are going to claim he is rich and this is not Christian.

It makes me so mad what smart assed atheist bloggers make the bogus claim that Jesus did not love rich people. He loved them the most. When Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven, it is clear he was talking about sinful rich men.

People who condemn Donald for his riches should be sent abroad:



Can Donald Trump Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle

3 March 2016 / Jon Lindgren / News / 0
As an outsider, it is hard to understand why believers use the faith to decide some things are good and others sin.
For example, the Bible is very vague about homosexuality. It refers to men “lying together” but there are no essays as to what specially this refers to and why it is bad. Paul seems to have referred to homosexuality, Jesus did not.
On the other had, there are very specific things that Jesus is claimed to have said that are bad and gives directions on how avoid such things. One of them is money.
In Luke 12:33 Jesus is quoted as saying we are to sell our possessions and give the proceeds to the poor. Matt 6:24 says you cannot serve God and money at the same kind. Elsewhere in Luke Jesus is reported to say it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into heaven.
There is no way to escape what a Christian is supposed to do. It is to be voluntarily poor.
Some Christians take what Paul allegedly said about homosexuality literally. They refuse to take literally what Jesus allegedly said about money.
Currently, the majority of evangelical Republicans support billionaire Donald Trump who cannot get into heaven unless he gives his money away and becomes poor. I wish I knew a literalist who supported Trump so I could ask about this.
Maybe I could learn if the literalist gave away all his/her money.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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What God is saying by this is that even for a sinful, unsaved rich man, it is easier to get to heaven, than for a sinful, unsaved man who is poor. Let me tell you why. Foor a poor one, it is impossible. But for a rich man, while not easy, it is actually possible.

We proved that here at Landover last year by killing a stupid camel from Des Moines Zoo, threw it into an industrial meat grinder at the Landover Institute of Creation Science and put the remains in a large vat with a ratio of 1 part camel 5 parts water by volume. It was then pumped through surgical tubes of various gauges, and through the eye of a needle. It took a whole month before the vat was 100% empty, and the camel had passed through the eye of the needle into the other vat. Sure wasn't an easy task, but well it worked.

Therefore it is considerably easier for an unsaved rich man to enter heaven, than an unsaved poor man. We proved it. Not that this matters anyway in this case as Donald Trump is one of the truest Christians in the world.

[Didymus Much]

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling, March 04, 2016

[I Man Rastafari]

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The Ku Klux Klan has been very helpful to Black people in the past and they were once the greatest white supporters of the back to Africa movement. They were indispensable to the Prophet Marcus Garvey who was the Provisional President of Africa in his successful effort to establish the Black Star Line to take the Black man back to Africa. Other white men took the ships away and put President Garvey in their dungeon for alleged fraud. That was the closest the Black man has ever come to returning to our beloved homeland and our greatest helpers were the KKK who are white men. In Jamaica we know the KKK as a benign organization of white men who want to help Black people.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It is so unfair to say Donald's father, Freddie, was arrested at a KKK rally in 1927. Let's fact the facts.

First, when men are dressed in white sheets, no one knows who they are.

Second, if someone was actually ID's as "Freddie Trump" are we to assume there were not two of three men named Freddie Trump in 1927? Maybe there were a dozen.

Someone needs to be sued for saying this.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Trumpty Dumpty will construct a huge wall. Trumpty Dumpty will be elected this Fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men will be cheering when America is great once again!

[Levi Jones]

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Trumpty Dumpty will construct a huge wall. Trumpty Dumpty will be elected this Fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men will be cheering when America is great once again!

I really like that. It's easy to remember and read to the kids in Sunday School.

[Levi Jones]

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For some reason, Louisiana failed to embrace Senator Cruise. I don't know why. So what a great victory for Mein Trump. One of many sure to come.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Donald Trump is such a classy guy. He has now skillfully assured voters his penis size will match that of the best.

Pointing to these Presidential qualities is why he will swamp other Republicans and Democrats. When Sanders and Clinton debated penis size was not even discussed.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=Donald%20Trump%20penis&FORM=BB07LB&PC=BB07&QS=n

[Elmer G. White]

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Donald Trump is such a classy guy. He has now skillfully assured voters his penis size will match that of the best.

Pointing to these Presidential qualities is why he will swamp other Republicans and Democrats. When Sanders and Clinton debated penis size was not even discussed.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=Donald%...B&PC=BB07&QS=n

Mr. Mayor,

I do think that is is unnecessary for us to boast* over the Donald's obvious masculinity and endowment. The Donald is a humble and meek True Christian™ man and could feel a bit awkward because of our praise!

1 Peter 5:6
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time:

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*Mr. Mayor. I think that we really need to suppress these news. Creation Scientists know very well that penis size is inversly correlated with homersexual orientation. The bigger the penis, the more the man in question has homersexual tendencies.

"Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development."

The Donald is undoubtedly the exception to this rule. He may have a very big penis but still able to remain normal and heterosexual but while we True Christians™ know it - it must be True, I am certain - the atheists may try to use these data for their own Satanic goals. I think we need to have a seminar on these issues and in the meantime, please keep this information classified from the general American voting public!!

Elmer