[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Donald Trump is such a classy guy. He has now skillfully assured voters his penis size will match that of the best.

Pointing to these Presidential qualities is why he will swamp other Republicans and Democrats. When Sanders and Clinton debated penis size was not even discussed.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=Donald%...B&PC=BB07&QS=n

As you all know, I have been acting as Donald Trump's Personal True Christian(tm) Advisor. In that role, I have played many rounds of golf on championship courses all over the world (we flew to Scotland and got in 18 holes right after he won Louisiana).


I don't want to get too graphic here, but let me put this in a way that my True Christian(tm) Brothers can clearly understand: After golf comes a sauna. I can personally attest to the fact that "there is no problem there." Mr. Trump is certainly no Ezekiel Bathfire, but his prowess can be favorably compared to yours truly.

[Phil Ander]

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Donald Trump is such a classy guy. He has now skillfully assured voters his penis size will match that of the best.

And that's why The Donald knows that Mitt Romney is a choker. After telling Mitt to get to his knees, that is!

[A Follower]

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Politics had always been seen as a d**k measuring contest, unfortunately, due to political correctness, this has lately been considered only figuratively. I believe it is time to go back to the true meaning of the phrase, this election should be based on the proud American tradition of a d**k measuring contest. I have complete faith that president Trump is the most qualified candidate in this respect, and that he will measure up favorably against any opponent the demoncrats may choose to field.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I can personally attest to the fact that "there is no problem there." Mr. Trump is certainly no Ezekiel Bathfire, but his prowess can be favorably compared to yours truly.

Ahem, I'm not sure how to take that, but, it is true that, to my shame, I might be classified by Eze:23:20. At college I had no interest in photography, but was known as "tripod" and "the prick." (Particularly that last one.)

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I had several conversations with Mr. Trump at Bohemian Grove in 1997 and again in 2002, when he was beginning to move away from his left wing Democrat views and toward the Godly Republican Party. Let me say that Mr. Trump is very well endowed. His distinctive organ is not as long as Dick Cheney, nor is he as girthsome as Don Rumsfeld, yet its proportions are ideal-- like the brilliant and enduring ratios common to Greek architecture. I was by no means the only other man who took notice.

Mr. Trump's manhood is a magnificently veiny, and it pulsates with the kind of energy and sheer power you'd expect from such a dynamic captain of industry. Sheathed in a soft warm turtleneck of foreskin, Mr. Trump's phallus hangs proud and thick under a his whispy, sweat-dewed pubic hair matching the color of his famous mane. It bends slightly to his left, yet not in a menacing way-- simply obedient to years of training and snug confinement inside elegant trouser tailoring.

Seeing it close up is an awe-inspiring moment in any gentleman's life, especially viewing it for the first time, as I did, in the glow of firelight just after a Western sunset. Tales of its beauty and impressiveness reverberated around each of the four Bohemian Grove gatherings I attended, always humorously working their way into serious policy discussions among the attendees at the event.

"The Chinese trade imbalance is a looming menace to the American economy that has the potential to cripple GDP growth well into the 21st Century," Secretary of the Treasury Robert Rubin would say. "I'm concerned that it has the potential to retard employment growth and possibly begin a vicious cycle of recession and deficit spending."

"You know what else is rooming menace," Texas Senator Phil Gramm would ask, chiming in with an exaggerated Chinaman's accent. "Big Donard Trump ding-dong!!"

Fun times. Fun memories.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm not a theologian, but I want to pass along my own thoughts about selection of our next President. We must be ever vigilant about the antichrist.

In Daniel 7, God gives us warning about what to look for. The antichrist is the Devil's son and wants to be President of God's favorite nation. Here are some things mentioned in Daniel 7 we should be on the lookout for.

The antichrist will be a "man of sin". He will be the "little horn", boasting and drawing attention to himself. He will be egotistical. There will be references to him being an attractive man of peace.

Any discerning observer of U. S. politics can see the antichrist is not Donald Trump. He has testified as to his affection for his church which he attends regularly every Christmas and Easter. He is the opposite of being egotistical. The only time he refers to himself is to point out documentable facts that he runs several successful companies and is worth billions of dollars. He ridicules his opponents when polls show them to be less popular. This is simply repeating known facts.

What we need to watch for are signs those competing with him for the nomination. Which one of those competing gives of signal he is the antichrist? Have any readers seen signs coming from the two Mexicans or whatshisname from Ohio? I have seen some signs but they need to be confirmed by others.

God bless the United States and its coming President, Donald Trump.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I can personally attest to the fact that "there is no problem there." Mr. Trump is certainly no Ezekiel Bathfire, but his prowess can be favorably compared to yours truly.

I'll say! If we look at this picture of Trump of God, we can clearly see that there is definitely no problem there! What a magnificent example of True Christian™ tallywhacker, that is build purely for procreation and not for pleasure!

GLORY!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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As a medical professional thousands of miles away, I can certify with certainty from this artist's rendition that Donald has a perfectly normal condition, experienced by thousands of other men in the US. Certainly nothing to worry about, people.

[Nobar King]

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I don't know who this ILLMA guy is, but he should be sued for artistic libel!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The good news for Donald keeps coming in. Now, the famous housewife preacher, Paula White, says she has learned Billy Graham gave Donald a prophetic word as a present for Donald's 60th birthday. She believes Donald is saved and is God's messenger to all of us.

Prosperity Preacher Paula White Claims Billy Graham Gave Donald Trump 'Prophetic Word,' Signed Bible for 60th Birthday

Prosperity gospel televangelist Paula White says evangelical icon Billy Graham signed a Bible and wrote a letter with a "prophetic word" in it for Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/pr...8ti7yVfVvMb.99

[Cranky Old Man]

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Creation Scientists know very well that penis size is inversly correlated with homersexual orientation. The bigger the penis, the more the man in question has homersexual tendencies.

Ah, that makes me glad God blessed me with a very small penis.

[Titus Templeton]

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What are all these people saying on the internet nowadays?
They say Trump is a racist. Completly nonsense!

You know who is racist? Barnie Sanders!

Bernie believes all black people are poor and living in ghettos and no white people are poor and know what that's like. I'd call that pretty racist.

So many twisted media attacks against Trump!

[Jim Farmer]

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I have instructed my wife to follow this video when doing her make-up.

[Didymus Much]

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