[Johny Joe Hold]

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The socialist Democrats are scrambling. Now they are pleading with Bernie Sanders to find Jesus before he is their nominee. "Bernie, find Jesus now" is the new slogan.

Do they think for a minute Jesus will allow Bernie to steal the election from the True Christian™ Donald Trump? Give me a break. Jesus will give Bernie the bird.

(CNN)A pastor backing Donald Trump said at a rally in North Carolina Monday that Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders "doesn't believe in God" and needs to be "saved."
"Listen, Bernie gotta get saved, he gotta meet Jesus," the South Carolina televangelist Mark Burns told audience members at Lenoir-Rhyne University as they waited on a Q&A session with Trump and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. "I don't know, he's got to have a coming to Jesus meeting."

Sanders, who is Jewish, does not speak frequently about his religion on the campaign trail. But when asked last week during a CNN debate in Flint, Michigan, if he had intentionally downplayed it, the Brooklyn-born senator said he had not.

[Titus Templeton]

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Whenever Sanders speaks it sounds like there is a giant amount of spit falling out of his mouth.

[VictoryOS]

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Whenever Sanders speaks it sounds like there is a giant amount of spit falling out of his mouth.

To me, he sounds like he's zipped up on goofballs all the time!

[I Man Rastafari]

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Whenever Sanders speaks it sounds like there is a giant amount of spit falling out of his mouth.

Senator Sanders is a very smart man and he is the best choice for the Black man. We must not be distracted by the fact that he is an old white man who drools. All old white men drool eventually so this is not an indication of mental illness. All of the bad men in the world are old white men but not all white men are bad.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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How about building a wall around Ohio as well?

[Didymus Much]

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So when are Bill and Hill going to start calling each other "42" and "45"?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Regarding Trump winning all delegates in the Northern Mariana Islands, this has to do with your work with the chinks in Asia, doesn't it Zeke? You were in Saipan just 2 weeks ago if I remember correctly?

[Didymus Much]

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So I guess you're all still out celebrating your pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, pro-socialized-healthcare candidate's sweeping victories in today's primaries (which just guarantee a Democratic landslide in November), rather than posting your usual insanities for my amusement like you're supposed to.

This probably won't help your hangovers in the morning, so enjoy.

[Nobar King]

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So when are Bill and Hill going to start calling each other "42" and "45"?

You're so funny. How about, never.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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To any young person out there thinking about a career in politics, here is what this primary season has taught you:

1. Find Jesus. The Jew, Bernie Sanders, refused. Jesus made sure he did not win.

2. Build a wall to keep out foreigners. That was Donald Trump's best idea and it will make him President.

I'll just mention in passing these are policies that have been advocated here at Landover Baptist since it started in the year 1620. Join this church and you will receive guidance that will serve you well in politics.

[Basilissa]

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So I guess you're all still out celebrating your pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, pro-socialized-healthcare candidate's sweeping victories in today's primaries (which just guarantee a Democratic landslide in November), rather than posting your usual insanities for my amusement like you're supposed to.

Why would we care about Hillary winning primaries last night? Last time I checked, this was the Donald Trump's () appreciation thread.

[Titus Templeton]

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Just imagine the feeling when you are one of the proud soldiers patrolling on top of Trump's wall with your rifle in your hands. It must be intense!

With every step you breath Christianity and Freedom.
We are no filthy Jews praying to some filthy wall in Jerusalem next to muslims.

We are Christians. No doubt that this wall will be a main site to visit for all Christians all over the world. It is a new wall. It is a symbol of our strenght and boy I want to touch that wall and praise Jesus!

Much like Christians before us build the walls in Jerusalem until the muslims stole it. But this wall won't get stolen.

[Didymus Much]

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So I guess you're all still out celebrating your pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, pro-socialized-healthcare candidate's sweeping victories in today's primaries...

Why would we care about Hillary winning primaries last night? Last time I checked, this was the Donald Trump's () appreciation thread.

I'm talking about the Donald.

From The America We Deserve by Donald Drumpf, published in 2000, pp. 31-32:

"...I support a woman’s right to choose..."

Same source as above:

"...One of our next president’s most important goals must be to induce a greater tolerance for diversity. The senseless murder of Matthew Shepard in Wyoming-where an innocent boy was killed because of his sexual orientation- turned my stomach. We must work towards an America where these kinds of hate crimes are unthinkable..."

And the same source again, pp. 206-208 and p. 218:

"...I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on health. It is an unacceptable but accurate fact that the number of uninsured Americans has risen to 42 million. Working out detailed plans will take time. But the goal should be clear: Our people are our greatest asset. We must take care of our own. We must have universal healthcare..."

Of course, all of his positions "evolved" as soon as he showed any interest in the Repug nomination. How... convenient.

[Basilissa]

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...meaningless drivel...

Of course, all of his positions "evolved" as soon as he showed any interest in the Repug nomination. How... convenient.

Of course his opinions changed. He's not a cow, he can change his mind! He used to be a sinner, but it's all in the past and never coming back. He repented and accepted Jesus. He loves America and will make it great again. That's because he speaks up what Christian white men want to hear. Which is the truth.

And the fact that he holds 666 delegates at the moment doesn't mean he's the Antichrist, because he's going to get even more delegates next week.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm talking about the Donald.

From The America We Deserve by Donald Drumpf, published in 2000, pp. 31-32: We must have universal healthcare..."

Of course, all of his positions "evolved" as soon as he showed any interest in the Repug nomination. How... convenient.

Hey, wait just a minute here. That book was written in 2000 when his Senator was Hillary Clinton and there were Democrats in high places in his state, New York. Donald Trump was a Godly private businessman then. He needed political support for public loan guarantees , zoning, government grants and other mundane parts of the real estate business. Jesus love capitalists and those were political views good for capitalists.

Now, he is an equally Godly political leader. His views are and always have been those of a True Christian™ and we at Landover Baptist are his biggest fans.