[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I have always be in favor of the death penalty for everyone involved in abortions: doctors, woman and Obama/Clinton voters. Life is precious and unborn children should be protected by killing everyone who tries to harm them.

I am certain Donald Trump will announce Sarah Palin as his vice president any day now and together they will make America great again!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I am certain Donald Trump will announce Sarah Palin as his vice president any day now and together they will make America great again!

One thing I think people should keep in mind. If you are one of the few Republicans supporting someone other then Donald, or, you are a Democrat supporting one of those candidates, Donald is not pleased with you.

He has a quick trigger to sue people. If you are not supporting him right this minute he might sue you. Would not it be best not to risk losing a law suit? I would suggest you play it safe and help Make This Country Great Again. Don't be on the losing end of a lawsuit with Donald.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Hopefully the Obamas haven't left Afro Sheen all over the furniture and windows. That stuff can be difficult to clean up.

That's only part of the problem Sister. The White House is no doubt in the condition of a typical Chicago crack house, with squalor and filth everywhere. That's why Obama brought Valerie Jarrett, Chicago's slum lord extraordinaire, with him to the White House - so he would feel right at home.

Gang tags all over the walls, fried chicken bones and watermelon seeds littering the floors, reefer butts, needles, and hoodies are just a start. The place will need an entire gut rehab - and Trump is just the man to do it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Another brilliant idea from Donald. This one shows what a big thinker he is and why he will be our next President.


You all know he is going to build a wall to keep out communists and Mexicans. There has been all this hubbub as to who will pay for it. Donald now has revealed his plan.

He will simply take money from illegal aliens. They send money back to Mexico every day to support their families. Donald intercept this money and pay for the wall with it. Simple, fair and workable.

(CNN)Donald Trump announced Tuesday he would use a federal anti-terrorism surveillance law as a tool to force Mexico to pay for the border wall he has pledged to build on the U.S.'s southern border.

Mexican President: Trump damaging U.S.-Mexico relations

Mexican President: Trump damaging U.S.-Mexico relations 00:57

Trump outlined the steps his administration would undertake to compel Mexico to pay the U.S. "$5-10 billion" to fund a border wall in a memo his campaign released Tuesday morning -- a plan that relies largely on threatening to bar undocumented Mexican immigrants in the United States from wiring money to relatives in Mexico.

[Titus Templeton]

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A good reporter shows what kind of people Anti-Trump protesters really are. The disruptors look like they have either down syndrome, AIDS, or congenital motor dysfunction, and usually a bonus feature like a hilarious speech impediment or extreme short-sightedness. It's like they just want something to do -- go to a Trump rally and disrupt.

The Trump supporters on the other hand, are fishing for leaks in their busy schedule to fit in a rally. The productivity difference, if you could compare the total economic impact of the Bernie and Trump people, is staggering.

[Titus Templeton]

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I love the Christian rock music they play before the Trump Rally starts:

[handmaiden]

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Dear Landover Brethren:

I am a little confused over the whole Donald Trump issue. Hasn't he been divorced several times? And doesn't he use bad words in public? Are you sure it is right in God's Eyes to support him?

Yes, he clearly is wise in his intention to suppress the Muslim Menace, but certain things about him worry me. Of course, David and Solomon had many wives and enjoyed lives of royal luxury and God used them to write large portions of the Bible, so maybe he is the Lord's Instrument after all.

Anyway, as ever, I am always willing to submit my decision making process to the wise scrutiny of my True Christian brothers. After all, I am only a woman and I was (regrettably) educated at a painfully liberal Seven Sisters college. And while I can pray and trust the guidance of Christian menfolk in the hopes of undoing the damage of the latter circumstance, there isn't much I can do to change the threat posed by the former . . . except make darn tooting sure that the Whoreilly Clinton she-devil is not elected to a position of undeserved power. Who is she to think that she can lead this great nation? She's never even given birth to a son!

Demurely yours,

Handmaiden

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Dear Landover Brethren:

I am a little confused over the whole Donald Trump issue. Hasn't he been divorced several times? And doesn't he use bad words in public? Are you sure it is right in God's Eyes to support him?

Yes, he clearly is wise in his intention to suppress the Muslim Menace, but certain things about him worry me. Of course, David and Solomon had many wives and enjoyed lives of royal luxury and God used them to write large portions of the Bible, so maybe he is the Lord's Instrument after all.
Demurely yours,
Handmaiden

Sister Handmaiden, thank you for such a thoughtful post. I would agree that at first look Donald's two divorces make one wonder about his Christian credentials.

On investigation I learned his two previous wives were bad ones. It was necessary to change wives until he found one that would play a proper role in his political aspirations. Our friend Newt Gingrich also had to find the proper wife for each of his runs for office.

Donald has testified he attends church regularly each Christmas eve and at Easter. He says those are very meaningful events in his life. From that total devotion to Jesus we can find peace in knowing a new True Christian™ President is about to be elected.

[Titus Templeton]

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Dear Landover Brethren:

I am a little confused over the whole Donald Trump issue. Hasn't he been divorced several times? And doesn't he use bad words in public? Are you sure it is right in God's Eyes to support him?

Yes, he clearly is wise in his intention to suppress the Muslim Menace, but certain things about him worry me. Of course, David and Solomon had many wives and enjoyed lives of royal luxury and God used them to write large portions of the Bible, so maybe he is the Lord's Instrument after all.

Anyway, as ever, I am always willing to submit my decision making process to the wise scrutiny of my True Christian brothers. After all, I am only a woman and I was (regrettably) educated at a painfully liberal Seven Sisters college. And while I can pray and trust the guidance of Christian menfolk in the hopes of undoing the damage of the latter circumstance, there isn't much I can do to change the threat posed by the former . . . except make darn tooting sure that the Whoreilly Clinton she-devil is not elected to a position of undeserved power. Who is she to think that she can lead this great nation? She's never even given birth to a son!

Demurely yours,

Handmaiden

Pastor Ezekiel has made very clear that Donald Trump is a great friend and buisness Partner of Landover Baptist Church.

[Cerion]

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Bernie Sanders is a much better candidate than Donald Trump.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Bernie Sanders is a much better candidate than Donald Trump.

Care to support that claim with the Holy Bible?

[Cerion]

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Care to support that claim with the Holy Bible?

I don't think the Bible would be for or against any of the candidates.

Either that, or Bernie's a socialist nazi

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't think the Bible would be for or against any of the candidates.

I wonder, have you even read this thread?

Either that, or Bernie's a socialist nazi

No duh.

[Cerion]

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I'd rather have a socialist nazi run the country than Donald Trump, though.

Or at least, I'd want a small loan of a million dollars.

[Didymus Much]

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I don't think the Bible would be for or against any of the candidates...

If you're looking for traction here (or credibility anywhere), a really wild and crazy thing to do would be to READ THE BIBLE before opining on what it might say about any given subject.

Then you could LET THE BIBLE SPEAK FOR ITSELF, instead of offering a bunch of useless "I don't think"s that have no basis in fact.

People may still not agree with you, but they'll respect that you haven't wasted their time with your ignorant, unsupported opinion.