[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Those look like walls in that map.

Sure enough, they are:



Popes that live in a walled Vatican City should not insult Donald "Wall Builder" Trump.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau, February 21, 2016

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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We can buy Donald Trump socks! GLORY! I think I'll get Pastor Zeke a dozen of them.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The Poll of over 2,800 souls was conducted in and around Landover. They were asked “If the election were today, who are you going to vote for, Trump or Clinton?”

I spent all last night analyzing the figures - they are pretty conclusive:


.............................Yes...................................No
.............................62% ................................38%

[Roland]

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The Poll of over 2,800 souls was conducted in and around Landover. They were asked “If the election were today, who are you going to vote for, Trump or Clinton?”

I spent all last night analyzing the figures - they are pretty conclusive:


.............................Yes...................................No
.............................62% ................................38%

62% of the people saying they want to turn up to vote seems like a great number, considering the persons they can vote for.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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A big thank you to Pastor Zeke. There was not a dry eye in the house after his beautiful 20 minute prayer this morning thanking Jesus for Donald's victory in South Carolina.

I'm quite sure Donald knows about the prayer. He had bounce in his step as he moved on to victory further south.

7:43 p.m. EST February 21, 2016

Donald Trump speaks following his victory

[H. Montague Worthington]

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It was QUITE significant that Mr. Trump won conclusively in South Carolina. Let me tell you, South Carolina is a beautiful state, full of wholesome and hard-working Americans who know the value of good upbringings, family, God, and hard work. Meanwhile, the degenerate DEMONcRATs were slinking around sinful Nevada, rubbing shoulders with Harry Reid, slithering through brothels, all-night gambling casinos, FALSE churches, disgusting illegal immigrants, underworld mob connections, UNION halls, and other dens of sin looking for votes from SINNERS. It makes me want to throw up.

So CONGRATULATIONS to Mr. Trump on his clear and resounding victory in South Carolina!! Now the Republican campaign turns its attention on Tuesday to beautiful Nevada-- The Silver State-- home to miners, cowboys, ranchers, and hard working Western folk who appreciate the FREEDOM and OPPORTUNITY of the wide open spaces of the American West!! Let's hope Mr. Trump can lasso another important victory!!

[Titus Templeton]

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"If Trump wins I am moving to Canada."
"Why not Mexico?"
"I don't want to live in Mexico."
"Me neither. That's why I'm voting for Trump."

[I Man Rastafari]

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I am a socialist and a member of Black Lives Matter and so I am pledged to vote for Bernie Sanders who is a very important dignitary in Babylon. Previously I was pledged to vote for Hillary Clinton but Senator Sanders has a better benefit package for Black men so we at Black Lives Matter have switched over to Bernie. I know that many white people think that Bernie Sanders is a loud mouth from New York who has gone to Vermont and hypnotized mountain dwelling maple sugar makers to elect him to be a Senator. I know that you think he is a kook too. I just wanted to let you white people know that Bernie Sanders is a Jewish Carpenter. Yes he is a Jewish Carpenter and Jesus was a Jewish Carpenter. All Christians should vote for the Jewish Carpenter.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Why do you hate God and America?

I just wanted to let you white people know that Bernie Sanders is a Jewish Carpenter. Yes he is a Jewish Carpenter and Jesus was a Jewish Carpenter. All Christians should vote for the Jewish Carpenter

When he walks on water...

[Alvin Moss]

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Would to the Lord God that Senator Bernie Sanders had been a competent carpenter, as we would likely have never heard of him.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Is there anyone here who knows much about the Constitution? Is it possible for Donald to be President and take Scalia's place in the Supreme Court?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Is there anyone here who knows much about the Constitution? Is it possible for Donald to be President and take Scalia's place in the Supreme Court?

Indeed... while at the same time commanding the International Space Station!

Mr. Trump, who confuses his religious affiliations like Landrover Baptist children running around lost on Father's day, is barely able to differentiate between his third wife and his daughter, let alone handle any office of complex authority.

He might be able to take Scalia's place at the hunting lodge buffet but that is about it.

Mind you... if he were appointed to the British courts he would already have his fancy wig so there is that.




Bless you, my Ted Cruz the leather bars,
Father Mo




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[Cranky Old Man]

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Indeed... while at the same time commanding the International Space Station!

What an excellent suggestion! Your brain must have it's yearly on day.

Commander in chief is clearly too humble for Trump. He should be commander of space as well!

[Didymus Much]

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...Commander in chief is clearly too humble for Trump. He should be commander of space as well!

I hear he has people already working on plans for a wall out there, too, to keep the real aliens out and make them pay for the privilege.