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View Poll Results: Should we throw an ATOM BOMB on Japan because of Pokemon, etc?
YES, I say "kill them all, let God sort 'em out!" 9 33.33%
YES, they've been corrupting our children for far too long! 7 25.93%
YES, it's the only way they'll listen! 2 7.41%
NO, I'm Japanese and I love to corrupt your children! NANDAYO! 9 33.33%
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It just underscores that's not limited to 1 product, but it's systemic.
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I heard about those problems last night. They're genuinely creepy. Faulty accelerators? That sounds... problematic
Indeed. It also shows us God punishes all those false Americans who buy Japanese crap instead of solid American cars. I assure you my Hummer never has any problems with the accelerator. I never really use the break, but I am sure that it work fine as well.
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Mew never died, there where others of his kind which died and became fossiles. The DNA from those fossiles where used to create other pokemon.
Do you know what a fossil is?

A fossil is created when a creature is buried under certain circumstances that allow chemical changes in the bones. Eventually, the remains transform, through the power of God, into rock.

Rock has no DNA. You can't get DNA from fossils.

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Mew and Mewtwo are the two basic pokemon, from which all other pokemon came, much like Adam and Eve.
BIBLE MOCKERY!
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Pokemon also follows the 10 commandments as in "not to kill".
Please demonstrate how they follow the remaining 9 commandments, including things like keeping the Sabbath holy, not putting any gods before God, and not coveting their neighbor's asses.
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Do you know what a fossil is?

A fossil is created when a creature is buried under certain circumstances that allow chemical changes in the bones. Eventually, the remains transform, through the power of God, into rock.

Rock has no DNA. You can't get DNA from fossils.

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All true, Reverend Rodimer.

I'd just like to add that DNA is interesting stuff. Some of my tech people have been working with it for the US military. Actually, we hired them from Russia, after the USSR collapsed.

You can read about some of their great exploits here:

The Demon in the Freezer

It's a rather long read, but a fascinating story I think. And once we get the new strain perfected, I just know it's going to be a best seller!

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My choice is to kill them all and let God sort them out, because that's how Jesus commanded us to treat foreigners.
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Do you know what a fossil is?

A fossil is created when a creature is buried under certain circumstances that allow chemical changes in the bones. Eventually, the remains transform, through the power of God, into rock.

Rock has no DNA. You can't get DNA from fossils.


BIBLE MOCKERY!

Please demonstrate how they follow the remaining 9 commandments, including things like keeping the Sabbath holy, not putting any gods before God, and not coveting their neighbor's asses.
ITS POKEMON! KIDS NEVER TRULY BELIEVE IT ONCE THEY GROW OLDER AND IT SPARKS IMAGINATION! AND THEY WERE NOT TRYING TO MOCK YOUR BIBLE WHEN INVENTING POKEMON! GET OVER YOURSELVES!
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Dear chasevan, your points have already be addressed, but I will repeat them in my own words.

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ITS POKEMON!
Yes, we know. Why are you saying something we already know?


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KIDS NEVER TRULY BELIEVE IT
How do you know that out of millions of kids not a single one truly believes in it? Did you never truly believe in Santa (anagram for Satan, btw). It teaches kids that they can believe in something and then have it taken away from them.

So what's next? The most obvious is that it creates the grease upon which the foundation will slide on which the belief in the FACT of God's existence is rested. You chip away a bit at a time and at some point you have a gaping hole.

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IT SPARKS IMAGINATION!
Exactly! It makes them imagine all sorts of things not in the Bible. In case you haven't noticed, the Bible has a lot of interesting historical stories in it. That should be enough. Kids were kids before Pokemon existed, they will be kids after Pokemon ceases to exist.

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AND THEY WERE NOT TRYING TO MOCK YOUR BIBLE
I believe we have explained thoroughly how they are doing this in an underhanded fashion to avoid making it too obvious. Similarly, they'll sell you a great car and then make a "mistake" with the brakes. It's called plausible deniability.

And by the way, it's YOUR Bible too. God loves YOU too, you know.

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GET OVER YOURSELVES!
What you really mean is: give up on God. No, we will not, thank you very much.

Have YOU surrendered to God??
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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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ITS POKEMON! KIDS NEVER TRULY BELIEVE IT ONCE THEY GROW OLDER AND IT SPARKS IMAGINATION! AND THEY WERE NOT TRYING TO MOCK YOUR BIBLE WHEN INVENTING POKEMON! GET OVER YOURSELVES!
Friend, I believe you accidentally hit your Caps Lock key before you posted.

Furthermore, Children's imaginations and false beliefs in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Pokemon are hellish and dangerous. Read this well researched paper of Chick et al, 2007.
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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity!
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth!
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible!
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Copenhagen, Amsterdam, Reykjavik and Mecca!
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