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| NO, I'm Japanese and I love to corrupt your children! NANDAYO! |
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It just underscores that's not limited to 1 product, but it's systemic.
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Indeed. It also shows us God punishes all those false Americans who buy Japanese crap instead of solid American cars. I assure you my Hummer never has any problems with the accelerator. I never really use the break, but I am sure that it work fine as well.
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A fossil is created when a creature is buried under certain circumstances that allow chemical changes in the bones. Eventually, the remains transform, through the power of God, into rock. Rock has no DNA. You can't get DNA from fossils. Quote:
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I'd just like to add that DNA is interesting stuff. Some of my tech people have been working with it for the US military. Actually, we hired them from Russia, after the USSR collapsed. You can read about some of their great exploits here: The Demon in the Freezer It's a rather long read, but a fascinating story I think. And once we get the new strain perfected, I just know it's going to be a best seller! Praise Jesus! Brother Fred
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Enjoy oblivion. I cant believe you call yourself a good christian.
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Dear chasevan, your points have already be addressed, but I will repeat them in my own words.
Yes, we know. Why are you saying something we already know? How do you know that out of millions of kids not a single one truly believes in it? Did you never truly believe in Santa (anagram for Satan, btw). It teaches kids that they can believe in something and then have it taken away from them. So what's next? The most obvious is that it creates the grease upon which the foundation will slide on which the belief in the FACT of God's existence is rested. You chip away a bit at a time and at some point you have a gaping hole. Exactly! It makes them imagine all sorts of things not in the Bible. In case you haven't noticed, the Bible has a lot of interesting historical stories in it. That should be enough. Kids were kids before Pokemon existed, they will be kids after Pokemon ceases to exist. I believe we have explained thoroughly how they are doing this in an underhanded fashion to avoid making it too obvious. Similarly, they'll sell you a great car and then make a "mistake" with the brakes. It's called plausible deniability. And by the way, it's YOUR Bible too. God loves YOU too, you know. What you really mean is: give up on God. No, we will not, thank you very much. Have YOU surrendered to God??
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SHOUT GLORY!
God as always if MILES ahead of us. He has decided to let an underwater volcano erupt as a warning shot! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=261_1265306896
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![]() Furthermore, Children's imaginations and false beliefs in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Pokemon are hellish and dangerous. Read this well researched paper of Chick et al, 2007.
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