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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #31
    Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Is there a point to this?
    There is no real point in discussing the difference between Bible & the Qur'an or the Torah for that matter.

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    • waywardJim
      Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
      • Jul 2010
      • 124

      #32
      Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

      I have not read the Bible cover to cover but I have read for a few hours total from several different versions of the Bible and I have read the Qur'an online. Again not the whole thing. The whole time I was thinking, "Wow, this is just another version of the Bible".

      They both just seem to be a system of beliefs that are engineered to create unity within a group. It would serve as an authority so that a punisher such as a judge would not be responsible for the punishment given and therefore could not be held accountable by the punished. This would prevent the punished from resenting the punisher which would be essential in society. They both seem to be engineered to govern society even when a governor is not present which would be beneficial to the society.

      This seems all fine and good as long as the religious laws were similar to universal laws but when they are not then their is injustice. Also this is again all fine and good until societies meet. If the meeting societies differ in their religious beliefs then their is suffering. With todays globalization all societies have met and there are great differences so there is an ultimate suffering. Now that universal law in enforceable the world has outgrown religion and needs to forget about it.

      The religious fear that without religion there would be a loss of morality. This is a short sighted belief. The loss of morality they fear is minuscule compared the the atrocities and suffering brought on by the ways in which the followers of religion twist even well intended religious beliefs.

      Again, same book, small twists, interpreted differently a long time ago.
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      • gustos
        Unsaved trash, Godmocker
        • May 2010
        • 18

        #33
        Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

        Freddie is cool. I wanna become a pirate too...

        Anyways, the bible doesn't seem more superior than the qu'ran to me. They are both fairy tales!

        If I am not a muslim then according to the qu'ran I am screwed. If I am not a christian then according to the bible I am screwed. Is there a way to be a part of all of the thousands of religions out there so there won't be any possible way to go to hell?
        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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        • Brother Temperance
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          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #34
          Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

          Originally posted by gustos View Post
          If I am not a muslim then according to the qu'ran I am screwed. If I am not a christian then according to the bible I am screwed. Is there a way to be a part of all of the thousands of religions out there so there won't be any possible way to go to hell?
          No, but there is a way to choose the One True Faith. The lies Satan scrawled in the Quran are irrelevant, not to mention illegible. God wrote the Bible, He didn't write the Quran - could it be any more obvious?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
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            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #35
            Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

            Originally posted by gustos View Post
            Is there a way to be a part of all of the thousands of religions out there so there won't be any possible way to go to hell?
            Hedging your bets like that is an excellent way to go to hell:

            Exodus 34:14-16: For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name [is] Jealous, [is] a jealous God: Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and [one] call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.
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            • Jo Freddie
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              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #36
              Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

              Originally posted by gustos View Post
              Freddie is cool. I wanna become a pirate too...

              Anyways, the bible doesn't seem more superior than the qu'ran to me. They are both fairy tales!

              If I am not a muslim then according to the qu'ran I am screwed. If I am not a christian then according to the bible I am screwed. Is there a way to be a part of all of the thousands of religions out there so there won't be any possible way to go to hell?
              You show promise, may I suggest you take a look at what I have posted in these topics:
              The Holy Noodle
              A Condensed History of the World
              The Most High and Holy Prayer
              Edd's Letters
              and check out the links in my signature.

              RAmen
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              • waywardJim
                Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                • Jul 2010
                • 124

                #37
                Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                Originally posted by gustos View Post
                ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Is there a way to be a part of all of the thousands of religions out there so there won't be any possible way to go to hell?
                Sure,,,,,, Oprah's Church is the one for you http://thinkpoint.wordpress.com/2008...ions-the-same/
                Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                • waywardJim
                  Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 124

                  #38
                  Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                  Originally posted by gustos View Post
                  Freddie is cool. I wanna become a pirate too...
                  Just plug in your city and meetup with your local pirates. They are a wonderful bunch http://www.meetup.com/find/?keywords...tButton=Search

                  Also Free Thinkers http://www.meetup.com/find/?keywords...tButton=Search

                  Or try humanists, atheists, secularists or free thought societies. Just pick you term and find a group.
                  Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                  • WWJDnow
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                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 6314

                    #39
                    Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Well it points out the differences , but which is which?
                    Why don't you ask Jesus? I'm sure he'll tell you.

                    Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                    I have not read the Bible cover to cover but I have read for a few hours total from several different versions of the Bible and I have read the Qur'an online. Again not the whole thing. The whole time I was thinking, "Wow, this is just another version of the Bible".
                    It is true that Satan, when he dictated the Qur'an to Moe Hammad, stole from the Bible, but distorted it. That's Satan's way. He's kind of like a Japanese engineer--he can't create anything, but he's good at stealing American products and producing a cheap, low-quality copy.

                    They both just seem to be a system of beliefs that are engineered to create unity within a group.
                    Christianity is designed to save the souls of the people whose souls God wants to save. Islam is designed to kill everyone and mistreat women.

                    It would serve as an authority so that a punisher such as a judge would not be responsible for the punishment given and therefore could not be held accountable by the punished. This would prevent the punished from resenting the punisher which would be essential in society.
                    The blame rests with the sinner, not with the judge.

                    They both seem to be engineered to govern society even when a governor is not present which would be beneficial to the society.
                    The Bible anticipates that society will be governed. Remember that Jesus said, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's.... Matthew 22:21

                    This seems all fine and good as long as the religious laws were similar to universal laws but when they are not then their is injustice.
                    God's law is the only universal law.

                    Also this is again all fine and good until societies meet. If the meeting societies differ in their religious beliefs then their is suffering.
                    That's why God had Moses and David and the other early rulers of the Jewish people exterminate everyone who lived in the land of Israel, preventing the kind of agonizing wars against terror that we're fighting now because of Obama's failed policies. Another example of God's mercy!

                    With todays globalization all societies have met and there are great differences so there is an ultimate suffering.
                    Well, we True Christians™ plan to rapture out soon, so you won't have to worry about us much longer.

                    Now that universal law in enforceable the world has outgrown religion and needs to forget about it.
                    Universal law outside religion? Are you suggesting that a tin-pot dictatorship like Ghana should have an equal voice with the United States?

                    The religious fear that without religion there would be a loss of morality.
                    If you want to sin, that's between you and Jesus. However, if God destroys America because it is filled with sinners, just as he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, then it becomes my business. Hurricane Katrina was our wake-up call.

                    This is a short sighted belief. The loss of morality they fear is minuscule compared the the atrocities and suffering brought on by the ways in which the followers of religion twist even well intended religious beliefs.
                    I agree that the Catholics and the Muslims have been brutal, and the world would be better off if they were wiped from the face of the Earth. But they aren't Christians, so please don't blame us. As True Christians™, we follow Christ's law, and He told us to love our neighbors.

                    Again, same book, small twists, interpreted differently a long time ago.
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                    • Phebe Carlyle
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                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #40
                      Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                      Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                      I have not read the Bible cover to cover but I have read for a few hours total from several different versions of the Bible and I have read the Qur'an online. Again not the whole thing. The whole time I was thinking, "Wow, this is just another version of the Bible".
                      Mr Jim, With due respect, if you have not read the two in their entirety you cannot give a truly informed decision. It is like baking a pie; reading only a 1/4 or third of the recipe will hardly give you a proper and correct result.

                      They both just seem to be a system of beliefs that are engineered to create unity within a group.
                      It is the same with secular society, is it not? Whether it be sports teams, book clubs or anything else of that ilk. The aim is to create unity within a like minded unit. Especially within sports, there are rules of the game; whether of play or consequences when rules of play are broken. If you are a soccer playing homer (for example) would it be the Referees fault for red carding you for YOU having broken the rules?

                      It would serve as an authority so that a punisher such as a judge would not be responsible for the punishment given and therefore could not be held accountable by the punished.
                      I don't know where you get that from, but God certainly takes responsibility for His reactions. People however have to be aware that their actions have consequences; whether positive or negative. People have to OWN what they have done. Why for example, would it be God's fault if someone flouted His laws? Is it the secular legal systems fault if someone robs a bank, simply because it is against the law to do so and there is a bank there to rob?

                      This would prevent the punished from resenting the punisher which would be essential in society. They both seem to be engineered to govern society even when a governor is not present which would be beneficial to the society.
                      The only reason people feel resentlement towards the punisher, is because they don't want to recognise that they themselves were the one initially in the wrong! Do you resent God, wayward Jim for the choices YOU have made in your life, where the outcome was not as you had wanted or had personally planned?


                      This seems all fine and good as long as the religious laws were similar to universal laws but when they are not then their is injustice. Also this is again all fine and good until societies meet. If the meeting societies differ in their religious beliefs then their is suffering. With todays globalization all societies have met and there are great differences so there is an ultimate suffering. Now that universal law in enforceable the world has outgrown religion and needs to forget about it.
                      Just where do you think society GOT the concept of laws from? If you note, a vast majority of secular laws are based on the laws sent down by God, via Moses and by Himself as Jesus.
                      The stupid sharia law stuff - workings of satan- came MANY millenia after Moses and HUNDREDS of years after Jesus! It is the mooslims that upset God's Perfect applecart!



                      The religious fear that without religion there would be a loss of morality. This is a short sighted belief. The loss of morality they fear is minuscule compared the the atrocities and suffering brought on by the ways in which the followers of religion twist even well intended religious beliefs.
                      Again, where did laws originally come from? GOD of the BIBLE. God IS our moral compass.

                      Again, same book, small twists, interpreted differently a long time ago.
                      It cannot be the same at all, given the fact that Sharia Law is completely different to God's law!

                      You yourself earliler spoke of a "universal standard" and there WAS that, until those sand nigra INVENTED their mohammad fellow to cause strife.

                      You just come across to me as one of those "finger-pointers"; one going out of their way to negate responsibility for their own actions and inventing what you deem is a viable "out" to suit your own agenda. If anything, there are more similarities with your and mooslim rhetoric, than there is with the Koran & The Bible.



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                      • TC Patriot
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                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1060

                        #41
                        Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                        That baby raper Mo HAM Mad stole verses from the Bible to trick people into becoming Mudslimes. There are a few nice verses in the Koran BUT every verse in the Bible is positive and uplifting if you are a True Christian.

                        The Koran is proof of one thing. Even Satan can misquote scripture!

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                        • Warner S. Davidson
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 586

                          #42
                          Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                          Originally Posted by waywardJim
                          I have not read the Bible cover to cover but I have read for a few hours total from several different versions of the Bible and I have read the Qur'an online. Again not the whole thing. The whole time I was thinking, "Wow, this is just another version of the Bible".
                          My friend you seem a little confused and distracted

                          For the purpose of simplifying matters let us put this theological discussion into terminology that a non Christian / unsaved trash can easily relate to using the analogy of Pickup trucks.

                          For example:

                          The F250 is a mans pick-up. The original, the best, the most powerful, awe inspiring, reliable, comforting and driven by righteous True Christian Americans

                          The Tooyta Hi-lux is a prissy, girly, inferior, shallow and foreign imitation driven by tree hugging Obama lovers and America haters

                          I do hope that this clarifies matters for you

                          Warner S. Davidson
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                          The word of the LORD is proven;
                          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                          • gustos
                            Unsaved trash, Godmocker
                            • May 2010
                            • 18

                            #43
                            Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            You show promise, may I suggest you take a look at what I have posted in these topics:
                            The Holy Noodle
                            A Condensed History of the World
                            The Most High and Holy Prayer
                            Edd's Letters
                            and check out the links in my signature.

                            RAmen
                            I think I have been touched by His Noodly Appendages. Thank you Brother Freddie!

                            Ramen
                            Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                            1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                            1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                              Originally posted by gustos View Post
                              I think I have been touched by His Noodly Appendages. Thank you Brother Freddie!

                              Ramen
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Bobby-Joe
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #45
                                Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                                Originally posted by gustos View Post
                                I think I have been touched by His Noodly Appendages. by my Catholic priest Thank you Brother Freddie!

                                Ramen
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