Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

I beg you not to buy into the pernicious and decidedly Canadian lie that the world is divided into different "time zones," and that the clock can be pushed back and forth like a five dollar harlot at a Kennedy compound reunion.

Verily I say unto you, the entire world is on Freehold, Iowa time. When it is midnight in Freehold, the New Year starts all over the world. Why on earth would we permit nations peopled by the lesser races set our clocks? This is just part and parcel of the PC-fascism which says that everyone's opinions and customs are as valid as everyone else's.

And God says when it is midnight, and one, and two, and three o'clock. So-called "daylight savings time" is nothing more than spitting in the face of He Who Ordained the Boundaries of the World, flipping the finger at our Divine Clockmaker.

Well...

God is not mocked.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You're right! Just look at the graph of "so-called" global warming - no coincidence that it starts to get serious when "daylight saving time" is introduced! If we are having more daylight, it is not unreasonable that things should get warmer.

Back to Biblical times!" will be my watch*-word.


*see what I did there?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Godly words Brother BaB. If the world is can be day and night at the same time then how could God have created it in six days. As you wisely point out - time zones mock God and must go!

Probably the Japanese disaster is God's wrath for daylight savings time.

[Alphonse Alban]

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"so-called" global warming - no coincidence that it starts to get serious when "daylight saving time" is introduced

Amen!

Everyone knows snow melts in sun. Now that polar ice caps are getting more sunlight they are melting too. These bleeding heart liberals want to drown Polar bears. World will be little less fun place to live if there won't be polar bears left to shoot for future genarations.

[SUV]

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HAH! Sinners attempt to push time an hour ahead to get to Heaven sooner!

But JESUS shall not be fooled!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm pretty sure that joo Einstein invented the whole "time zones are all different" nonsense. What foolishness! Next the liberals will assign everyone on earth their own personal time zone. Anything to spit in God's loving face.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm pretty sure that joo Einstein invented the whole "time zones are all different" nonsense. What foolishness! Next the liberals will assign everyone on earth their own personal time zone. Anything to spit in God's loving face.

Einstein was a Jew.

You know who else was a Jew,..?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Daylight savings is just a trick to perpetuate the heliocentrism hoax. The moon landing was faked with daylight savings as well. The moment in time at which we supposedly landed on the moon doesn't even exist as all clocks were set ahead an hour.

On an unrelated note, I think my clock is defective. It has been at four o'clock for weeks now. I thought God had stopped time as he also did in Joshua 10:1-15, but today I noticed the Sun is still moving so I concluded my clock must be defective.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Einstein was a Jew.

You know who else was a Jew,..?

SADDAM HUSSEIN!

[SUV]

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Also that Albert Ernstern homer! who tried to Torture us all with mathematics

Well! It didn't Work on Good Americans!!!

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friends,

While we're on the topic, Albert Einstein TOTALLY stole the idea of relativity from the Bible!

Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
2 Kings 24:8

Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
2 Chronicles 36:9

Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error, how do we reconcile these passages? Clearly, the different units of time came from individuals who were observing these events at different locations and at different speeds! Therefore, Albert Einstein, the celebrated "genius", was really just a phony, misappropriating the findings of the Bible for his own demented ends.

Case closed!

Time is what God says it is. Period, full stop.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Nobar King]

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I'm still upset that they expect me to buy a new VCR and new watches and stuff to adjust to this new standard. Well, I didn't buy anything new, so twice each year I get another chance to be angry at Congress when I'm re-adjusting clocks that think DST is the wrong week. Who knows, they'll probably change it again and expect you to need another VCR to record Christian Ministry at the right hour.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Dear Friends,

While we're on the topic, Albert Einstein TOTALLY stole the idea of relativity from the Bible!

Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error, how do we reconcile these passages? Clearly, the different units of time came from individuals who were observing these events at different locations and at different speeds! Therefore, Albert Einstein, the celebrated "genius", was really just a phony, misappropriating the findings of the Bible for his own demented ends.

Case closed!

Time is what God says it is. Period, full stop.

Yours in Him,
bab

The secularists always whine at us "why doesn't God talk about stuff they didn't know when the wrote the Bible" Well here it is; observations based on relativity there in The Bible. Secularists LOSE again.

Speaking of Einstein, you know else stole other people's ideas?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Our Lord Jesus Christ has already told us how to keep time. An hour is 1/12 of the period of daylight:

John 11:9-10: Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world. But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.

Redefining the sacred institution of hours is every bit as bad as redefining the sacred institution of marriage.

[Jo Freddie]

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Our Lord Jesus Christ has already told us how to keep time. An hour is 1/12 of the period of daylight:

John 11:9-10: Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world. But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.

Redefining the sacred institution of hours is every bit as bad as redefining the sacred institution of marriage.

That would seem to back up the idea of time zones, going against the point that BAB is trying to make. The day is when it is light, and the night is when it is dark.
Now when it is light in Freehold it will be dark in Bethlehem.
Is not Noon the middle of the day when the Sun is directly over head?
So noon in Freehold and noon in Bethlehem can not be the same time.