[Fool Agnostic]

Re: Hiding Bruises

In reading about the hellfire, you just stated to me that God and Satan are one of a kind. And that God is just as evil. ANyway, what i said comes from the Greek Orthodox Church.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

In reading about the hellfire, you just stated to me that God and Satan are one of a kind. And that God is just as evil. ANyway, what i said comes from the Greek Orthodox Church.

Just more hell bound heathens.

Do they follow the KJV Bible to the letter?

[Fool Agnostic]

Re: Hiding Bruises

They follow the Orthodox bible. A Bible BEFORE the KJV Bible, and about CHrist, not about glorifying King James.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Just more hell bound heathens.

Do they follow the KJV Bible to the letter?

I'm pretty sure that they are not. Moreover, they read some filthy Greek version of the Bible, and not the KJV.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

They follow the Orthodox bible. A Bible BEFORE the KJV Bible, and about CHrist, not about glorifying King James.

*sigh* Here we go again...

The only thing King James had to do with the "King James Bible" was paying the committees that did the translation.

I don't feel like typing it all out again, so here's some c&p from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authori...James_Version:

"...The title of the first edition of the translation was "THE HOLY BIBLE, Containing the Old Testament, AND THE NEW: Newly Translated out of the Original tongues: & with the former Translations diligently compared and revised, by his Majesties special Commandment". ...
...For many years it was common not to give the translation any specific name. In his Leviathan of 1651, Thomas Hobbes referred to it as the English Translation made in the beginning of the Reign of King James...
...King James's Bible is used as the name for the 1611 translation (on a par with the "Genevan Bible" or the "Rhemish Testament") in Charles Butler's Horae Biblicae (first published 1797)...
...As early as 1814, we find King James' version, evidently a descriptive phrase, being used.[26] "The King James Version" is found, unequivocally used as a name, in a 1855 letter.[27] The next year King James Bible, with no possessive, appears as a name in a Scottish source.[28] In the United States, the "1611 translation" (actually the standard text of 1769, see below) is generally known as the King James Version or King James Bible today..."

As you can see, no one even called it that until 231 years after James' death in 1625. If he was looking for glory, wouldn't you say he failed as miserably as you have in making that claim?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

They follow the Orthodox bible. A Bible BEFORE the KJV Bible, and about CHrist, not about glorifying King James.

Where exactly is King James mentioned in the King James Bible? I mean other than the title page of course.

[Mr. Sam Woo]

Re: Hiding Bruises

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[BillieJean]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I have a better idea: if you don't want bruises, then don't let any man to spank you, if a man is violent with you or try to be violent, defend yourselves, specially if you have children, because they would be after them after spanking you, because without their mother to protect them only God knows what a violent father can do, so made men respect you before is too late. Call the police, ask for help, I don't know, but the crucial is teach men since they're boys to respect women, not only with words but with the example, believe me, we can save lots of lifes just with those simple actions

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...believe me...

Why? Nothing you say comes from the Bible.

Did you miss the (not very) little "BAPTIST CHURCH" thingie at the top of every page?

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: Hiding Bruises

It sounds to me like this uppity Billie Jean wants a spanking in some pervy kind of way, I can imagine her being a tease and probably wiggling her hips around hoping in her twisted mind that a good Christian man is going to take the bait and use the rod of correction on her but she doesn't get it figuratively and wouldn't get spanked literally, because spanking is for correction only, and not to fulfill someone's twisted desire. So, Ms. Billie Jean you can take that BDSM stuff down the road because nobody wants it here!

[BillieJean]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Why? Nothing you say comes from the Bible.

Did you miss the (not very) little "BAPTIST CHURCH" thingie at the top of every page?

I know it doesn't come from the Bible, but not for that is a lie, believe in a book is one thing, but we can't abuse of another people just for what is written on it

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I know it doesn't come from the Bible, but not for that is a lie, believe in a book is one thing, but we can't abuse of another people just for what is written on it

Baptists believe the Bible is the truth. The Bible says the women and children are the property of the man of the house, to be corrected (physically, if necessary) to guide them to Salvation.

If what you say is not from the Bible, then it is NOT truth (according to them).

[BillieJean]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Baptists believe the Bible is the truth. The Bible says the women and children are the property of the man of the house, to be corrected (physically, if necessary) to guide them to Salvation.

If what you say is not from the Bible, then it is NOT truth (according to them).

Baptists are monsters with no moral, no heart, no values and no soul, they are capable to eat their own mothers is some lunatic write that in their book

Psalm 12:34:56 "And if your mother don't give you the cookies you want, eat her, because her blood is even better than sugar, and if your mother don't let you spank her for not doing your homework, tie her to your desk till the work is done"

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

blah blah blah just to hear my own voice

Why are you here? This forum is about the Bible, not your opinion.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I have a better idea: if you don't want bruises, then don't let any man to spank you, if a man is violent with you or try to be violent, defend yourselves, specially if you have children, because they would be after them after spanking you, because without their mother to protect them only God knows what a violent father can do, so made men respect you before is too late. Call the police, ask for help, I don't know, but the crucial is teach men since they're boys to respect women, not only with words but with the example, believe me, we can save lots of lifes just with those simple actions

Yet another retard who doesn't understand the difference between a correction and abuse.

Spankings are not abuse.

Oh, and what about my friend who got a broken nose from her infant son? Should she report him to the police? I can tell you that she was sick and tired of busy-bodies sticking their nose where it didn't belong and blaming her husband for it.