Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

[Regis Alexandrus]

There are numerous gyms and fitness centers in America from garage gyms to industrial fitness centers and Planet Fitness is the worst of all of them for many reasons.



1 Its theme colors are purple and yellow; both of them are prominently utilized by homosexuals as well as pink. It is a den of sexual deviants that must either reform or burn as did Sodom, Gomorrah, and Nineveh.


2 It hypocritically calls itself a judgement free zone due to political correctness. It bans truly fit people because lazy gluttons do not like to admit their guilt; so they complain about being intimidated by people's well toned bodies.


3 It appeals to slothful gluttons with free pizza or bagels so that they keep paying their $10 monthly membership fees so that they can keep coming back.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Dear Friend,

A useful warning. Obviously, I don't do any exercise any more now that my wife in in menopause and our monthly sessions have been terminated (Praise Jesus!) but there are quite a few aspiring True Christians™ that need to have good muscle tone to keep up with our Pastors during their evangelizing sessions!

I looked even deeper into this organization and the result of my profound anagrammatical study are staggeringly repulsive. In fact, not only are the colors indicative of the vile nature of this operation, also the name of this gym guides unsuspecting youths to sodomy and - almost as bad - self-mutilation (Leviticus 19:28).

The following image is NOT SAFE FOR LADIES or recovering ex-sodomites!

Leviticus 21:20
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Brethren, Beware!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Oh, those homers think they are so cunning and subtle with their homersex innuendos. Just look at that sign. Just look at it! Do they really think anyone believes that is a bagel? Why, it is as clear as the sky above that the 'bagel' is nothing more than a gaping anus!

These people make me sick!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

It does make me feel proud when I see forum members working as hard as a True Christian to identify places promoting iniquity.

Judgement free zone screams invitation to all manner of mincing queers slyly ogling beefy sweating male bodies in locker rooms. I don't want to be worried if I drop the soap after a good session with manly Christians or to think someone will think a jocular towel flick is a come on.


A great warning to us all to trust our instincts and avoid any gym that has no boxing ring.

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

It does make me feel proud when I see forum members working as hard as a True Christian to identify places promoting iniquity.

Judgement free zone screams invitation to all manner of mincing queers slyly ogling beefy sweating male bodies in locker rooms. I don't want to be worried if I drop the soap after a good session with manly Christians or to think someone will think a jocular towel flick is a come on.


A great warning to us all to trust our instincts and avoid any gym that has no boxing ring.

Planet Fitness is another example of the hypocrisy of political correctness because they ban real men who actually care about getting fit. They escort toned people off of their property because the slothful gluttons complain about being intimidated by their healthy physiques because they do not want to take responsibility for their unhealthy habits like comfort eating while spending several hours a day on watching television, playing video games like Diablo, or watching pornography. They claim that their obesity is simply being big boned, but bones do not jiggle like kool-aid when one walks and big-boned people would look like anorexics or other starving people.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Planet Fitness is another example of the hypocrisy of political correctness because they ban real men who actually care about getting fit. They escort toned people off of their property because the slothful gluttons complain about being intimidated by their healthy physiques because they do not want to take responsibility for their unhealthy habits like comfort eating while spending several hours a day on watching television, playing video games like Diablo, or watching pornography. They claim that their obesity is simply being big boned, but bones do not jiggle like kool-aid when one walks and big-boned people would look like anorexics or other starving people.

If you spent less time criticising Americans showing signs of the prosperity due to their God-granted favour and more time chasing away the homersexual agenda from these sweat houses I'd be more impressed.

[Regis Alexandrus]

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The facilities have loud sirens that sounds whenever someone grunts while lifting or dropping what few and meager weights that Planet Fitness has. In addition to the sounds of multiple gossips confabulating, clanking machines, and loud feminist music that appeals to homosexuals and other weak-minded men-in-name-only, I can only image what would happen if the alarm is discharged when an Aspergian was forced to enter such an environment that would make a violent meltdown an almost guaranteed occurance.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Mr. Alexandrus,

I must say that this repulsive incident has been bothering me for days now. It is very useful that you revealed the revolting nature of this operation but now it is time to ask how come this travesty of keeping fit to oppose Christ in the soon-to-be-realized battle with Jesus {to maintain good condition for soldiering [those who do not ascend to the Heavens immediately with us (1 Thessalonians 4:17) will have to be fit to fight in the Troops of Jesus (Revelation 16:21) against the Enemy (Revelation 19:14) (albeit Jesus will obviously eventually slay them single-mouthedly (Revelation 19:21))]} is still going on? It is thus crystal clear that those who utilize the services of this Planet Fitness-Sodomy are those that will side up with the Anti-Christ come the Tribulations.

Who?

By utilizing some sophisticated methods of Creation Science I was able to get to the bottom of this conspiracy. The two things that Revealed the Truth™ to me were as follows:

1. Where are these "Planet Fitnesses" located?
2. What can we conclude based on the color scheme you presented us.

The answers are as follows:
1. Rome. The Vatican. here is actually one of these in Rome. This means that the Catholic Papists and other Muslims must be promoting this and it would not surprise me if the Chief Papist Frances were involved.


This is the actual Fitness Temple for Sodomites in Rome.

2. Yellow and violet (magenta or ultra-violent are related colors): Who bears these colors in disguise?

In fact, these colors are openly worn by another Catholic and other Muslim organization called the "Knights of Columbus". Look at this!



This is actually a parade of these "knights" welcoming their Chief onto the soil of Godly U. S. of A. The color scheme is exactly the same and I must admit that from the Papist point of view it is probably a very good idea to do some heavy exercise as these sorry caricatures of actual knights really do need to improve their muscle tone and actually lose a few dozen stone.

The total dismissal of Jesus's orders by these "knights" can be seen in the vanity of their costume!

Ezekiel 16:16
And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so.

Ezekiel 13:9
And mine hand shall be upon the prophets that see vanity, and that divine lies: they shall not be in the assembly of my people, neither shall they be written in the writing of the house of Israel, neither shall they enter into the land of Israel; and ye shall know that I am the Lord GOD.

This is not a simple issue of Sodomy. This is a plot to gather the Troops for the Antichrist as the Rapture is approaching.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Professor White.

There is a man on my street I will call him Sammy he smells like WD-40 he is a Knights of Columbus person and he is on a list of people who have shown their penis to children sorry for the coarse language it was in the Palm Beach Post.

They have a farm league for grooming young boys to be homosexuals called the Columbian Squires.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. His real name is Sammy I could not think of a good alias.

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Mr. Alexandrus,

I must say that this repulsive incident has been bothering me for days now. It is very useful that you revealed the revolting nature of this operation but now it is time to ask how come this travesty of keeping fit to oppose Christ in the soon-to-be-realized battle with Jesus {to maintain good condition for soldiering [those who do not ascend to the Heavens immediately with us (1 Thessalonians 4:17) will have to be fit to fight in the Troops of Jesus (Revelation 16:21) against the Enemy (Revelation 19:14) (albeit Jesus will obviously eventually slay them single-mouthedly (Revelation 19:21))]} is still going on? It is thus crystal clear that those who utilize the services of this Planet Fitness-Sodomy are those that will side up with the Anti-Christ come the Tribulations.

Who?

By utilizing some sophisticated methods of Creation Science I was able to get to the bottom of this conspiracy. The two things that Revealed the Truth™ to me were as follows:

1. Where are these "Planet Fitnesses" located?
2. What can we conclude based on the color scheme you presented us.

The answers are as follows:
1. Rome. The Vatican. here is actually one of these in Rome. This means that the Catholic Papists and other Muslims must be promoting this and it would not surprise me if the Chief Papist Frances were involved.


This is the actual Fitness Temple for Sodomites in Rome.

2. Yellow and violet (magenta or ultra-violent are related colors): Who bears these colors in disguise?

In fact, these colors are openly worn by another Catholic and other Muslim organization called the "Knights of Columbus". Look at this!



This is actually a parade of these "knights" welcoming their Chief onto the soil of Godly U. S. of A. The color scheme is exactly the same and I must admit that from the Papist point of view it is probably a very good idea to do some heavy exercise as these sorry caricatures of actual knights really do need to improve their muscle tone and actually lose a few dozen stone.

The total dismissal of Jesus's orders by these "knights" can be seen in the vanity of their costume!

Ezekiel 16:16
And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so.

Ezekiel 13:9
And mine hand shall be upon the prophets that see vanity, and that divine lies: they shall not be in the assembly of my people, neither shall they be written in the writing of the house of Israel, neither shall they enter into the land of Israel; and ye shall know that I am the Lord GOD.

This is not a simple issue of Sodomy. This is a plot to gather the Troops for the Antichrist as the Rapture is approaching.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

What role will the Knights of Columbus play during the End Times?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I am glad we don't have any gyms in Freehold. Gyms in general are the ideal homosexual meeting points, where men are scantly clad and sweating in front of other men. Can it get more gay than that?

[Basilissa]

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What role will the Knights of Columbus play during the End Times?

Well, as followers of a false religion that is based on tradition instead of being based on the Bible, a religion that breaks the 1 and 2 Commandment on a daily basis (and they have even erased the real 2 Commandment from their list), the answer is very simple: they will go to Hell very quickly. They are already prepped to follow the Antichrist by following the Catholic popes. (Two of them as of now, I suppose, since that ex-nazi Ratzinger guy is still alive and kicking).

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Hello Professor White.

There is a man on my street I will call him Sammy he smells like WD-40 he is a Knights of Columbus person and he is on a list of people who have shown their penis to children sorry for the coarse language it was in the Palm Beach Post.

They have a farm league for grooming young boys to be homosexuals called the Columbian Squires.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. His real name is Sammy I could not think of a good alias.

They also have a women's auxiliary called the Columbiettes.

[Basilissa]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

They also have a women's auxiliary called the Columbiettes.

Eww!

You should give some kind of a trigger warning before posting stuff like that.

It's truly sickening, that there are so many people who claim to be Christians yet they hate God so much that they do everything possible to break as many of His Commandments as they can during their pathetic lives.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Planet Fitness Must be Boycotted and Shutdown

Well, as followers of a false religion that is based on tradition instead of being based on the Bible, a religion that breaks the 1 and 2 Commandment on a daily basis (and they have even erased the real 2 Commandment from their list), the answer is very simple: they will go to Hell very quickly. They are already prepped to follow the Antichrist by following the Catholic popes. (Two of them as of now, I suppose, since that ex-nazi Ratzinger guy is still alive and kicking).

This is so True™ and it is very useful that our friend Mr. Alexandrus alerted us for this sodomistic combination of colors.

What do we know about the Anti-Christ?

Revelation 6:2
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

Now we do understand that this is actual future history, not a metaphor but does the Anti-Christ understand it? Probably not, similar to all false Christians he must be prone to "interpretation" and "tradition". Where do these two corruptions of the Bible lead us?



Now this is no longer news. It's been previously established that the Anti-Christ will be most likely to reside in Whitehorse, Yukon, Communist Canada.

Now, is there a Planet Fitness in Yukon, Canada?

• Yes, there is.

Then, are these Knights of Columbine present in Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada?

• Yes, they are.

Conclusion: we now know at least two large populations of fighting men that will attempt to usurp power from Jesus during the Tribulations (Matthew 24:21). The fitness-enthusiasts and the Papist knights are most likely candidates to follow the Enemy until Jesus smites them (Revelation 19:21). The bear-like physique depicted in the above image is also very alluring to the sodomite population. The correlation of colors is unmistakable.

Jesus knows this. In fact, I am continuously flabbergasted at the false Christians and atheists as they also have access to all this data. How hard is it to understand that Jesus will not tolerate this and that they'll eventually perish by His sword?!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer