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  • Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

    As many of you know, we are losing a great advocate for morality and God with the sad news that Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern will not be returning to office when her term is complete.


    Mrs Kern did what she could to protect the state of Oklahoma from the looming horror of buggery. She introduced House Bill 1597 to protect God fearing shop owners from being forced to service sodomites, House Bill 1598 to allow parents to deprogram their anally brainwashed children, and House Bill 1599 to keep tax money out of the semen & exfoliating cream stained hands of the homosexuals.

    She was an outspoken advocate for public decency, insisting that Big Gay was a bigger threat to our nation than terrorism.


    The face of big sodomy

    It was not enough. Perhaps had she been a man, they would have listened. Perhaps all of America would have listened. So I am going to say it now. I am going to say all that Mrs Kern said, and since I am male with correspondingly greater mental prowess and insight, people will more likely listen this time.

    The Gay Agenda is five hundred times worse than terrorism!

    Gays destroy small business: By forcing their well-dressed selves into shops, the deviants force Godly Mom & Pop businesses to close their doors or suffer the consequences of frivolous lawsuits when they refuse to bake pornographic, semen iced 'wedding cakes' and roofie cookies that these homosexual predators give to young boys in order to abduct, sodomize, and convert them. Gays hate the economy.

    What sodomy did to Detroit.


    Gays cause abortion: The increase in gay marriage leaves more unmarried women. Unmarried women are 268,384 times more likely to have an abortion than married women are. Gays hate babies.

    We assume this fellow is gay.


    Gays spread disease: Gays are the primary carriers of Aids. They spread the Aids and other communicable diseases through sodomy, toilet seats and the practice of shared drug needles. Gays hate health.

    Gay marriage hurts middle class women: By not marrying a woman slightly less affluent than themselves, the gays cause these women to spiral into poverty as the greater income of a male provider is denied them. Gays hate the middle class.

    Gays rape children in bathrooms: By legalizing transgendered use of public bathrooms, gays threaten the anal integrity of every child using a public bathroom anywhere in America. Millions of children are just one halfway through homeroom bathroom pass away from a prolapsed rectum. Gays hate non-prolapsed rectums.



    Gays cause skyrocketing taxes: By forcing their ungodly agenda, gays force state and federal lawmakers to spend countless time and money revamping state and federal laws. Billions in tax money is required to make legal accommodations for a collection of boy-hungry mincing pedophiles who at most represent 5% of the voting public. Gays hate frugal taxation.

    Gays destroy churches: In addition to outright burning them, gays also subtly force churches to close their doors as more and more states succumb to the evils of allowing gay marriage. Gays hate God.

    Gays want to shove a big, throbbing gag in our mouths: By having lawmakers declare anti-sodomy sentiment 'hate speech' gays deny us our freedom of speech. Gays hate the Constitution.

    Truly wicked and disgusting.

    Gays destroy entire communities: Gays are hands-down the leaders in gentrification. They collectively identify charming communities with rustic appeal, buy up property in the area, and build organic markets, art galleries, discos, and day spas. Property & commodity prices skyrocket, forcing entire communities full of families to move. Gays hate family and community.



    Gays make retards:
    Gay marriage opens the door for incestuous marriage which results in millions of little inbred retard babies. Gays hate IQ above 90.

    Gays jeopardize national security: It is an established medical fact that gay butt sex causes muscular atrophy which is greatly pronounced in the wrists. In addition to causing the floppy wrist gay marker, this prevents gays from being effective combat soldiers as they are unable to hold rifles or throw grenades. Furthermore, their notion of camouflage consists of floral prints. Finally, their propensity for sodomasochistic acts anywhere at any time leaves gay troops vulnerable to sneak attacks. Gays have been known to drop their weapons and present their backsides when faced with combat. Gays hate national security.


    Sissy trying to do sports.


    Gays invoke God's Wrath: 2 Peter 2:4-6 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an example unto those that after should live ungodly;

    In summation, the Gay Agenda is a multi-pronged attack on the morality, economy, and social coherence of America. The Gay Agenda seeks nothing less than to make you homeless and force you to watch as they sacrifice the fetuses of impoverished unwed mothers to Satan and sodomize your son in a public bathroom to the beat of the gay discotheque next door.

    Gays are to terrorists as nuclear weapons are to pea shooters. There really is no comparison.
    Last edited by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson; 05-15-2016, 11:14 PM.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

    Anointed preaching, brother. Truly dire warnings for the once Godly USA.
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      Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

      Amen to that. The Soviets sent godless fags into this country back in the fifties to destabilize our economy and make all children attend public school. The fact that a queer can get a security clearance and I can't carry my .357 Magnum revolver under my jacket on a cold day is INSANITY of the worst kind.

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        Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

        Amen Brother Des!

        Being new here and to forums in general, I believe there should be a warning above a post that has explicit gay photos so no one goes through violet vomiting like I just did 20 minutes ago.


        Does anyone know if dry cleaners launder shoes? Mr. Brentwood just bought these Louboutin Pigalle Follies for me and now they're ruined. I'd like to get them cleaned before he gets home and I get the strap.


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          Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

          Originally posted by Veronica Brentwood View Post
          Does anyone know if dry cleaners launder shoes? Mr. Brentwood just bought these Louboutin Pigalle Follies for me and now they're ruined. I'd like to get them cleaned before he gets home and I get the strap.
          Not meaning to derail this thread, but it seems you and Mr. Brentwood have a wonderful marriage that Jesus is surely proud of. As long as you remember your place- behind your husband- it will stay that way.

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            Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

            Originally posted by Veronica Brentwood View Post

            Being new here and to forums in general, I believe there should be a warning above a post that has explicit gay photos so no one goes through violet vomiting like I just did 20 minutes ago.

            Oh, mercy me! I had assumed that trigger warnings were only for the exceptionally weak-willed, ultra-feeble 'empowered' feminazis who faint at the thought of the smallest of things only seconds after proclaiming how they are equal to if not better than men in every sense and field. How thoughtless of me to forget that their need for such protective shielding stems from the inherent weakness in all women.


            I shall strive to take into consideration the frail constitution of all womenfolk in the future.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #7
              Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

              Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists:

              Brother Des, you have vastly underestimated: Gays are 22,600% more likely to kill you:

              An estimated 1,155,792 Americans have HIV and all of them will die horribly. -> http://www.healthline.com/health/hiv...cs-infographic

              Since 1865, 5,106 Americans have died as a result of terrorism -> http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/terrorism/wrjp255a.html

              You are 226 times more likely to be killed by a queer than a terrorist.

              Landover's fight against the Homosexual Lifestyle Choice goes on and President Donald Trump has the slight terrorist inconvenience in a stranglehold.

              Case closed.
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                Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                Originally posted by Des View Post
                As many of you know, we are losing a great advocate for morality and God with the sad news that Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern will not be returning to office when her term is complete.


                Mrs Kern did what she could to protect the state of Oklahoma from the looming horror of buggery. She introduced House Bill 1597 to protect God fearing shop owners from being forced to service sodomites, House Bill 1598 to allow parents to deprogram their anally brainwashed children, and House Bill 1599 to keep tax money out of the semen & exfoliating cream stained hands of the homosexuals.

                She was an outspoken advocate for public decency, insisting that Big Gay was a bigger threat to our nation than terrorism.


                The face of big sodomy

                It was not enough. Perhaps had she been a man, they would have listened. Perhaps all of America would have listened. So I am going to say it now. I am going to say all that Mrs Kern said, and since I am male with correspondingly greater mental prowess and insight, people will more likely listen this time.

                The Gay Agenda is five hundred times worse than terrorism!

                Gays destroy small business: By forcing their well-dressed selves into shops, the deviants force Godly Mom & Pop businesses to close their doors or suffer the consequences of frivolous lawsuits when they refuse to bake pornographic, semen iced 'wedding cakes' and roofie cookies that these homosexual predators give to young boys in order to abduct, sodomize, and convert them. Gays hate the economy.

                What sodomy did to Detroit.


                Gays cause abortion: The increase in gay marriage leaves more unmarried women. Unmarried women are 268,384 times more likely to have an abortion than married women are. Gays hate babies.

                We assume this fellow is gay.


                Gays spread disease: Gays are the primary carriers of Aids. They spread the Aids and other communicable diseases through sodomy, toilet seats and the practice of shared drug needles. Gays hate health.

                Gay marriage hurts middle class women: By not marrying a woman slightly less affluent than themselves, the gays cause these women to spiral into poverty as the greater income of a male provider is denied them. Gays hate the middle class.

                Gays rape children in bathrooms: By legalizing transgendered use of public bathrooms, gays threaten the anal integrity of every child using a public bathroom anywhere in America. Millions of children are just one halfway through homeroom bathroom pass away from a prolapsed rectum. Gays hate non-prolapsed rectums.



                Gays cause skyrocketing taxes: By forcing their ungodly agenda, gays force state and federal lawmakers to spend countless time and money revamping state and federal laws. Billions in tax money is required to make legal accommodations for a collection of boy-hungry mincing pedophiles who at most represent 5% of the voting public. Gays hate frugal taxation.

                Gays destroy churches: In addition to outright burning them, gays also subtly force churches to close their doors as more and more states succumb to the evils of allowing gay marriage. Gays hate God.

                Gays want to shove a big, throbbing gag in our mouths: By having lawmakers declare anti-sodomy sentiment 'hate speech' gays deny us our freedom of speech. Gays hate the Constitution.

                Truly wicked and disgusting.

                Gays destroy entire communities: Gays are hands-down the leaders in gentrification. They collectively identify charming communities with rustic appeal, buy up property in the area, and build organic markets, art galleries, discos, and day spas. Property & commodity prices skyrocket, forcing entire communities full of families to move. Gays hate family and community.



                Gays make retards:
                Gay marriage opens the door for incestuous marriage which results in millions of little inbred retard babies. Gays hate IQ above 90.

                Gays jeopardize national security: It is an established medical fact that gay butt sex causes muscular atrophy which is greatly pronounced in the wrists. In addition to causing the floppy wrist gay marker, this prevents gays from being effective combat soldiers as they are unable to hold rifles or throw grenades. Furthermore, their notion of camouflage consists of floral prints. Finally, their propensity for sodomasochistic acts anywhere at any time leaves gay troops vulnerable to sneak attacks. Gays have been known to drop their weapons and present their backsides when faced with combat. Gays hate national security.


                Sissy trying to do sports.


                Gays invoke God's Wrath: 2 Peter 2:4-6 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an example unto those that after should live ungodly;

                In summation, the Gay Agenda is a multi-pronged attack on the morality, economy, and social coherence of America. The Gay Agenda seeks nothing less than to make you homeless and force you to watch as they sacrifice the fetuses of impoverished unwed mothers to Satan and sodomize your son in a public bathroom to the beat of the gay discotheque next door.

                Gays are to terrorists as nuclear weapons are to pea shooters. There really is no comparison.
                I love it when my my gay girlfriend ***stupid attempts to shock Jesus removed by moderator*** ;)))
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                  Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                  Please, sweet Jesus, strike this filthy pornography from Your Godly forum and smite the poster with finger cancer to prevent her from soiling our pure boards again!


                  Edited to add: Merciful Jesus has heard my prayers and answered my humble appeal the very moment I prayed! What more proof of miracles do the filthy atheists need?
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    Please, sweet Jesus, strike this filthy pornography from Your Godly forum and smite the poster with finger cancer to prevent her from soiling our pure boards again!


                    Edited to add: Merciful Jesus has heard my prayers and answered my humble appeal the very moment I prayed! What more proof of miracles do the filthy atheists need?
                    but pastor! [HILLBILLY PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-22-2016, 03:36 AM. Reason: Let's keep it clean for Jesus!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                      Originally posted by GayGayAndGay View Post
                      but pastor! [HILLBILLY PORN REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

                      I notice that in your indecent attempts to offend little baby Jesus, you ignore the many key issues brought up in the OP. Are we to accept this as an admission by a representative of the Gay Agenda that gays really are conspiring to destroy America and therefore the last bastion of human decency?
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                        Omg you people are crazy. As someone who has fought the terrorist I can tell you the gay are in no way more dangerous. We do not have to worry about the gays putting land minds into the deep desert sand. We do not have to worry about them running at you throwing grenades and shooting you with ak 47's trying to murder you. You don't have to worry about them capturing your comrades and torturing them for information and when or if they get it to keep you alive so they can continue to do their horrible torture all over again or kill you and dump their bodies some where in the middle of the desert never to be seen again and hurt their families because they never knew if they were dead or alive because they went missing in action due to their kidnapping. no one is more dangerous then the terrorist.

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                          Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                          Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
                          Omg you people are crazy. As someone who has fought the terrorist I can tell you the gay are in no way more dangerous. We do not have to worry about the gays putting land minds into the deep desert sand. We do not have to worry about them running at you throwing grenades and shooting you with ak 47's trying to murder you. You don't have to worry about them capturing your comrades and torturing them for information and when or if they get it to keep you alive so they can continue to do their horrible torture all over again or kill you and dump their bodies some where in the middle of the desert never to be seen again and hurt their families because they never knew if they were dead or alive because they went missing in action due to their kidnapping. no one is more dangerous then the terrorist.
                          Well, tell me this, sweetie, what's worse: torturing and murdering people in this life, or exposing them to eternal torture in Hell?

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                            Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Well, tell me this, sweetie, what's worse: torturing and murdering people in this life, or exposing them to eternal torture in Hell?

                            I don't believe God hates all gays.Their is one i know in the army and he was a religious and good man. My friend and commanding officer Sergeant David Johnson was in charge of my squad when I was first in Iraq. We were ambushed while doing a reconnaissance mission and we fought those terrorist with all our might we noticed more of them were coming so we were ordered to retreat. We were almost to our humvees and right before I got to it my commandibg noticed one of those terrorist had his gun pointed at me and got behind me and took the bullet and died. He sacrificed himself for me. I turned around and shot that terrorist and picked up David and hopped on the humvee. I got on the gun in the back and with blinding rage I was shooting at every terrorist as they tried to stop our escape. He was a homosexual but he was also a heroic man who sacrificed himself for me to live. I'm sure the good Lord overlooked his so called flaw as a homosexual for the hero that he was.

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                              Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                              We all know that the Lord chooses when we all to go heaven on that day it seems heaven needed a hero. That hero was sergeant David Johnson.

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