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  • Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

    To all Freehold women who read this:

    The time has come! As you perhaps have heard, the "true christian" establishment, of which your husband is likely to be a member, is currently in shock because of something they clearly had not anticipated:

    Our man is leading with 63% in the polls!
    JJ Hold, the big man of the church, only scores a meager 38% of the votes.

    This means that according to these polls, BIG changes is going to happen in Freehold from next week on!

    As mr. King already said during his speech, it is unacceptable how women are looked upon in Freehold. Form the day we were born, we have been taught that we are inferior to man, born to serve man as long as we live, born to become a fitting piece of furniture in the True Christian household.

    We have spoken: "Enough!"

    No longer we will be oppressed! We are worthy human beings, not less than our male counterparts. With mr. King as mayor, no woman will be suppressed anymore, or violently forced into obedience, or abused as a bedroom toy by her husband, or condemned as a "demon daughter of Eve." We will be Free Women!

    This is why I'm proud to announce that the Free Women of Freehold are actively going to help women cast their vote on the 17th of March!

    As you know, there might be several difficulties. Many of you already told your husband that you prefer mr. King over Hold. They feel uneasy, but they are not going to let you do that, if you give them the chance to keep you from voting. Look here what you can expect from them!

    So, if you haven't told your husband that you will vote for King, don't tell him! Pretend that you support Hold, and try to get to the voting office with him. He will not be able to see who you give your vote, as mr. King has assured that officials of the State of Iowa will supervise the voting process.

    Of course, whether they will suspect you or not, many of your husbands will try to make you stay at home, and have you authorize them to vote in your place. Here lies the greatest danger. If they try that, do whatever you can to change his mind. Many of you told me that you never before contradicted your husband, so the shock of you doing so might confuse him so much he actually grants you your request.

    If you ultimately fail to change his mind, and you do not want to flatly disobey him, contact one of us. Mrs. Johnson is the chairlady of our organization, and she will try to arrange an excuse for you to allow you to leave/be sneaked out of your home, so that you can vote without your husband's knowledge. We then also will do whatever we can to prevent him from voting in your place.

    On an additional note, as this apparently was not clear to all of you during the barbecue, do not, under any circumstances, discuss any of these matters with the Ladies of Landover! They are on the hand of the Pastors and Hold, and serve as a vehicle to keep Christian women obedient, as they always have. Many of them belong to the inner circle of Hold's confidants, and have full knowledge of the dirty secrets of his campaign. They cannot be trusted. Stay away from them.

    As many of you already expressed the desire to discuss this further, tomorrow morning and tomorrow evening you can come visit Mrs. Johnson (I likely will be there as well). Many of you visit her house daily, and it is close to the shopping center, so this isn't going to look too suspicious. Additionally, we can discuss these matters at Beaux' barbecue coming Saturday, at the Freehold Community Player's Theatre.

    A final note: many of you will watch this and feel encouraged to reply. But if your husband doesn't realize where your loyalties lie, you'd better not give yourself away by posting in this thread, especially not under the account of your husband. This might seem redundant, but I have spoken several of you who considered this. So just don't do that.

    Well, the only thing left to say is that I'm thrilled. I really believe that we are going to change this place, and turn it into an oasis of enlightenment!

    Rise up, and let your voice be heard on the 17th! Rise from the kitchens and the living rooms! Stop cleaning the house, and start cleaning Freehold! We don't take this anymore! Free Women of Freehold for freedom and justice!


    We'll meet again on the 17th!
    An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

    And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


    Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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    Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

    Thank you for your support Miss Cassandra!
    The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
    • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
    • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
    • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
    NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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    • #3
      Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

      The silence is deafening!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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      • #4
        Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        The silence is deafening!
        As it should be. I don't care if anyone replies, the women just need to read this. We've spread flyers with this message as well, by the way.
        An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

        And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


        Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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        • #5
          Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

          Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
          We've spread flyers with this message as well, by the way.
          Which is why Al King's campaign is being fined $100 per flyer for littering.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

            Cassandra -

            tl;dr

            My Left Shoe would like to thank you for your generous donation of $75. It looks forward to having you serve on its Cabinet to represent Alternate Religions.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Which is why Al King's campaign is being fined $100 per flyer for littering.
              Don't you see that you getting more and more desperate will just result in me getting more and more votes?
              The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
              • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
              • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
              • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
              NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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              • #8
                Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                Don't you see that you getting more and more desperate will just result in me getting more and more votes?
                Say Al where are you, the men in Blue (FPD) want to speak with you!

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                • #9
                  Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                  My goodness, I didn't even notice this thread until now. This little serpent was trying to incite the Godly Women of Freehold to become disobedient feminazis! You may well have saved the Future of Freehold, Brother James! I fully support mr. Hold if he would decide to make you Citizen of the Year 2010!
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    My goodness, I didn't even notice this thread until now. This little serpent was trying to incite the Godly Women of Freehold to become disobedient feminazis! You may well have saved the Future of Freehold, Brother James! I fully support mr. Hold if he would decide to make you Citizen of the Year 2010!
                    That would be a great honor for myself and my family.
                    Family is why we do what we do, you all are my Brothers ans Sisters.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Say Al where are you, the men in Blue (FPD) want to speak with you!
                      Me and my wife already visited them. It turned out they had nothing against me as I already expected. Yet another unfounded accusation. It is sad that I am getting used to these around here. It is OUTRAGEOUS that they arrested Miss Cassandra, such a nice girl treated so badly. We clearly need CHANGE in Freehold, this can not go on.

                      I would like to urge everyone who agrees with me this is getting out of hand to vote for me. The Freehold Police Department needs a serious reorganization.
                      The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                      • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                      • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                      • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                      NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                        Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                        It is OUTRAGEOUS that they arrested Miss Cassandra, such a nice girl treated so badly. We clearly need CHANGE in Freehold, this can not go on.
                        I did not realize that you were found of supporting drug running!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          I did not realize that you were found of supporting drug running!
                          So you are ignoring the piles of evidence that she has been framed. Why am I not surprised...
                          The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                          • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                          • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                          • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                          NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                            So you are ignoring the piles of evidence that she has been framed. Why am I not surprised...
                            The ravings of an unsaved, drug-addicted witch hardly can be called "evidence."

                            You should have left town while you had the chance, boy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Free Women For Freehold: Let your voice be heard on the 17th!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              The ravings of an unsaved, drug-addicted witch hardly can be called "evidence."
                              What evidence do you want me to provide? You say I've been trafficking drugs. That means the burden of proof is on you, and the "evidence" you've gathered so far will give the judge at most several injured ribs caused by laughing too much.

                              You should have left town while you had the chance, boy.
                              I would like to say the same to you, Pastor. You will likely be one of the first to be convicted after mr. King brings justic back to this town. No joo lawyer will be able to undo that, trust me!
                              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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