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    PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

    Dear Fellow Americans, Citizens of Freehold,

    It is with great pride that I now officially announce that I will run for Mayor. I pray to Jesus Christ that He will guide me in what will not be an easy mission.

    The mysterious death of Mitch Mitchell is one of the many signs that Freehold needs change. For too long our American freedom has been suppressed by a small minority. A small minority who do attack even the core of our freedom, the First Amendment.

    Unlike my opponent Johny Joe Hold, who seems to be too distracted by his tax money funded private vacations to Iceland, I do have a crystal clear list of goals I want to achieve:
    • Investigation of the mysterious deaths caused by Project Habakkuk.
    • Fair compensation for the residents of former Des Moines for their land.
    • No more big cowards hitting little girls.
    • No more oppression of the First Amendment.

    I know that I am facing an uphill battle and I know that the odds are against me. But I assure you I will fight for what I believe in. America is too great a nation not to fight for it.

    I would like to thank everyone, especially my wife, who is supporting me in this.

    I look forward to an honest campaign where we will focus on the issues instead of on personal attacks. God bless America. God bless Freehold.

    (With great disregard for our First Amendment my previous press conference has been sabotaged by closing the forum thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...261#post479261. Clearly some people are getting very afraid of what is going to happen once I expose them for who they really are. Rest assured they will not get away with this.)
    The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
    • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
    • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
    • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
    NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!
    Tags: election for mayor of freehold
  • #2
    Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

      Can't you just leave Freehold? Or even better, leave America?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

        It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!
        Investigation of the mysterious deaths caused by Project Habakkuk.
        Fair compensation for the residents of former Des Moines for their land.
        No more big cowards hitting little girls.
        No more oppression of the First Amendment.
        How can you even call yourself a Christian?
        Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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        • #5
          Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
          (With great disregard for our First Amendment my previous press conference has been sabotaged by closing the forum thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...261#post479261. Clearly some people are getting very afraid of what is going to happen once I expose them for who they really are. Rest assured they will not get away with this.)
          Oh, stop whining. You obviously didn't obey forum rules, mr. King. We are here to worship Jesus Christ, and your post didn't even attempt to do that.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #6
            Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
            It is with great pride that I now officially announce that I will run for Mayor.
            The only Free Holder that would POSSIBLY vote for you is that retard handicap Old Man Jenkins, on the corner of Apostle's Grove. But I'll make sure I contact his aid so she can talk him out of it.

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            • #7
              Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              We are here to worship Jesus Christ, and your post didn't even attempt to do that.
              Amazing how you always have your eyes closed while you are reading. You are just as bad at reading postings as you are at reading the Bible.

              Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
              I pray to Jesus Christ ... God bless America. God bless Freehold.
              The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
              • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
              • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
              • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
              NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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              • #8
                Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                Dear Fellow Americans, Citizens of Freehold,

                It is with great pride that I now officially announce that I will run for Mayor. I pray to Jesus Christ that He will guide me in what will not be an easy mission.
                I don't believe Jesus exists, but I'm sure the Moon Goddess is on your side, the side of justice!

                Unlike my opponent Johny Joe Hold, who seems to be too distracted by his tax money funded private vacations to Iceland, I do have a crystal clear list of goals I want to achieve:
                • Investigation of the mysterious deaths caused by Project Habakkuk.
                • Fair compensation for the residents of former Des Moines for their land.
                • No more big cowards hitting little girls.
                • No more oppression of the First Amendment.
                Awesome, mr. King!

                I know that I am facing an uphill battle and I know that the odds are against me. But I assure you I will fight for what I believe in. America is too great a nation not to fight for it.
                You will not stand alone, mr. King. I've spoken several people who support you. In fact, there are many people who are fed up with these loonies.

                I look forward to an honest campaign where we will focus on the issues instead of on personal attacks. God bless America. God bless Freehold.
                Don't count to much on this, mr. King. These people will stop at nothing to sabotage you!

                Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                The only Free Holder that would POSSIBLY vote for you is that retard handicap Old Man Jenkins, on the corner of Apostle's Grove. But I'll make sure I contact his aid so she can talk him out of it.
                Excuse me, Robbie? You might want to take a look at my signature. Actually, there are quite a lot of people who want CHANGE!
                An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                • #9
                  Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                  Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                  Amazing how you always have your eyes closed while you are reading. You are just as bad at reading postings as you are at reading the Bible.
                  Well, mr. King, you've many types of retards, but this guy is one of the worst. He is very intelligent and very stupid at the same time. Amazing, how he manages to do that.
                  An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                  And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                  Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                  • #10
                    Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                    Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                    You will not stand alone, mr. King. I've spoken several people who support you. In fact, there are many people who are fed up with these loonies.
                    That is good to hear! And thank you for your support!
                    The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                    • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                    • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                    • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                    NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                    • #11
                      Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      Oh, stop whining. You obviously didn't obey forum rules, mr. King. We are here to worship Jesus Christ, and your post didn't even attempt to do that.
                      I couldnt have said it better myself, Brother. This is the most self serving forum thread i've ever seen.
                      Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

                      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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                      • #12
                        Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                        Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                        That is good to hear! And thank you for your support!
                        She's not even eligible to vote, boy.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                          Originally posted by grey goose View Post
                          I couldnt have said it better myself, Brother. This is the most self serving forum thread i've ever seen.
                          Did you both go to some party where you poked each others eyes out?

                          Your lies and True Disciples lies are easily proven wrong by looking at the facts:
                          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                          I pray to Jesus Christ ... God bless America. God bless Freehold.
                          The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                          • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                          • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                          • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                          NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                          • #14
                            Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                            Amazing how you always have your eyes closed while you are reading. You are just as bad at reading postings as you are at reading the Bible.
                            Oh, you're referring to your amazing logic again: the Bible only says it's okay to hit boys, but not girls, because it speaks of "his" soul.

                            1. Please explain to Miss Cassandra here that you apparently have no problems with "big cowards" hitting boys. She might be disappointed in you.
                            2. You never managed to actually refute my answer to this.

                            Mr. King, come on. We all know you're just as Christian as Osama Bin Laden is.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • #15
                              Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              She's not even eligible to vote, boy.
                              That is how an opportunist like Johny Joe Hold would look at it. I appreciate all the support I get.
                              The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                              • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                              • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                              • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                              NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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