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How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!
Everyone knows that women who choose to be fat, those who are over 130 pounds, are lazy, ugly and weak minded. Less known is that those woman do not just block the view, smell bad and look ugly. Fat woman are also the main cause of all current problems in America. It is no coincidence that Sarah Palin and Cristine O'Donnell have slim figures. 1st Corinthians 10:13 "There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."
American Women Didn't Get Fat in the 50's!
In the 50's American women maintained their slim figures while eating huge amounts of eggs and bacon. Proving without a shred of doubt that eggs and bacon do not cause obesity. How is this possible? They worked hard! Unlike modern lazy fat women, they spend all day on washing clothes, cleaning the house, raising a family, not stealing jobs from men and serving and pleasing their husbands. Clear proof that the only thing that will save America is going back to True Christian™ family values! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute."
Bacon does not cause obesity:
The difference between women in the 50's and now:
How FAT WOMEN Destroyed America!
There are countless ways in which lazy fat woman contributed to the downfall of America. The fatter woman have gotten, the more America we have lost. By consuming huge amounts of food they forced farmers to use genetic manipulation to produce enough good. Thereby insulting God and harming America! Also, fat women voted for Obama! Thereby causing the biggest economic crisis we ever faced and the total destruction of our once powerful army! Proverbs 23:21 "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty."
Fat women are destroying our army:
Fat women know no shame:
How FAT WOMEN caused Global Warming!
All Gore and his liberal friends are lying when they blame our cars! It's fat woman that caused global warming! Methane produced by the fat asses of fat women is responsible for 18% of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming. More than cars, planes and all other forms of transportation put together! Emissions from fat woman are more damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars! This is also why it is hard to breathe when you are close to a fat woman. You are smelling Hell, which is where all fat women will go for insulting God's creation! Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever."
More damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars:
Everyone knows that women who choose to be fat, those who are over 130 pounds, are lazy, ugly and weak minded. Less known is that those woman do not just block the view, smell bad and look ugly. Fat woman are also the main cause of all current problems in America. It is no coincidence that Sarah Palin and Cristine O'Donnell have slim figures. 1st Corinthians 10:13 "There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."
American Women Didn't Get Fat in the 50's!
In the 50's American women maintained their slim figures while eating huge amounts of eggs and bacon. Proving without a shred of doubt that eggs and bacon do not cause obesity. How is this possible? They worked hard! Unlike modern lazy fat women, they spend all day on washing clothes, cleaning the house, raising a family, not stealing jobs from men and serving and pleasing their husbands. Clear proof that the only thing that will save America is going back to True Christian™ family values! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute."
Bacon does not cause obesity:
The difference between women in the 50's and now:
How FAT WOMEN Destroyed America!
There are countless ways in which lazy fat woman contributed to the downfall of America. The fatter woman have gotten, the more America we have lost. By consuming huge amounts of food they forced farmers to use genetic manipulation to produce enough good. Thereby insulting God and harming America! Also, fat women voted for Obama! Thereby causing the biggest economic crisis we ever faced and the total destruction of our once powerful army! Proverbs 23:21 "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty."
Fat women are destroying our army:
Fat women know no shame:
How FAT WOMEN caused Global Warming!
All Gore and his liberal friends are lying when they blame our cars! It's fat woman that caused global warming! Methane produced by the fat asses of fat women is responsible for 18% of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming. More than cars, planes and all other forms of transportation put together! Emissions from fat woman are more damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars! This is also why it is hard to breathe when you are close to a fat woman. You are smelling Hell, which is where all fat women will go for insulting God's creation! Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever."
More damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars:
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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