PROOF: That GOD Hates Sex Anime: GOD SMITES JAPAN!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

God has lost patience with Japan. After patiently waiting for years for Japan to stop mocking God, He clearly ran out of patience. God smites Japan with a 8.9 earthquake. And to make sure Japan really gets the message this time God also sent a huge tsunami to Japan and other God mocking countries! Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

THIS is what it looks like when God smites you:



These horrible Disney Anime Sex cartoons are BEGGING for God to smite Japan:

[Titus Templeton]

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Amen!! LET US PRAY for further earthquakes to wash away more sinful people in Japan!

[Dutch Girl]

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You are a horrible person! Don't mean all those innocent people who are suffering anything to you!?

[Cursed]

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Ha ha poor Dutch Girl, her buzz is wearing off!

Everyone is born in sin, and deserves to suffer forever and ever in Hell! What's an earthquake in comparison to that?

Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.~Psalm 51:5

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You are a horrible person! Don't mean all those innocent people who are suffering anything to you!?

If they were "innocent", then yes, I would be curious that God chose to make examples of them - I would wish to know what I might do to save myself, my loved ones and fellow True Christians™. HOWEVER, these slants are not even faintly fluffy-bunny Christian; they are out and out pagans, worshiping their god "Shint" and refusing to accept Jesus!

2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Obviously, in a land of those who would not seek the LORD, no one is going to kill anyone else for not seeking the LORD - so the LORD has to do it Himself.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

OK, or do you want it Dutch with an accompanying reefer?

[Irish Christain]

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Why was god so angry with the Japanese?

[Wide-Open]

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Why was god so angry with the Japanese?

We do not know how He thinks, but I bet it was because of Pearl Harbour. Again.

Nahum 1:8
But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Why was god so angry with the Japanese?

Read my post... the one above yours

[Irish Christain]

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they are out and out pagans, worshiping their god "Shint" and refusing to accept Jesus!

Perhaps they were praying all along and God just doesn't understand Japanese ?.

Could this all be just a communication error ?....

[Cranky Old Man]

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Perhaps they were praying all along and God just doesn't understand Japanese ?. Could this all be just a communication error ?....

Don't talk nonsense. God is all knowing. There is nothing He does not understand!

Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

[stubrennan2]

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Load of rubbish. Any fool can make proof that god hates any nation if they took the time, and believe me, America would be the easiest of countries to hate

[Cranky Old Man]

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Load of rubbish. Any fool can make proof that god hates any nation if they took the time, and believe me, America would be the easiest of countries to hate

God doesn't hate America, He loves it! America is God's favorite country!

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

[stubrennan2]

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God doesn't hate America, He loves it! America is God's favorite country!

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then

[Cranky Old Man]

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I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then

There is nothing to disagree about. You are wrong, God is right, case closed.

[god_h8z_juhpan]

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Amen, my lovely Landover Baptist friends! I'm slowly begining to realize that LANDOVER is the only church willing to speak the full truth, unlike that OTHER church in Topeka Kansas, whom I attempted to supply with vital information and a parody of my own making... but did not seem to care one whit about the sick pedophile anime porn Japan churns out!

The following email was sent to Margie Phelps, and so far she has not even acknowledged this aspect of Japanese culture, nor does Westboro bother to bring it up when they bring up Japan on their twitter accounts! But you at Landover already know about this sick pedo animu porn, don't you?

Considering the recent earthquakes and nuclear reactor explosions in Japan, I think that Westboro Baptist Church could really run with this to expose things about Japan's industries of filth, both to the Japanese, and those who worship them, the Weeaboos (pronounced wee-uh-booze), alternately referred to as Wapanese or Japan-o-philes.

Previously you made an appearance at San Diego Comic Con, and indeed a crowd of angry heathens came to WBC's flame like moths, but if you were to replicate this spectacle at popular Anime Conventions, the reactions would be tenfold. Where comic book nerds make idols of Superman, Batman, and X-men, Anime nerds make idols of characters from Anime, but there's a perverted twist to their "fandom" that many, not even their parents and friends, are aware of.

They don't just idolize these characters, many draw pornography of them. There's a multitude of subgenres of this anime style cartoon porn which originated in Japan; Yaoi being filthy homosexual male anime porn, Yuri being the female counterpart, Shota being far worse since it is of underage male characters and therefore may as well be considered sugar-coated child pornography, and Loli which is the same but with female characters.

Such perversion is rampant in Japanese Animation and Manga Books and it is made easily available to their children in book and video shops all across Japan and is also available to Americans via online shops like YesAsia and internet Image Boards like 4Chan, so it is no surprise that God would pour out a big cup of Judgement upon Japan, the nation Weeaboos worship instead of worshipping Him.

Popular among weeaboos is the Swedish-language song "Caramelldansen" which became an internet meme (a phrase or image or pairing of images and music that becomes popular and thus repeated across the internet), but the truth behind this cute "bunny ear" dance all animefags love, is that the image comes from a perverted pedophile Videogame and Anime series called "Popotan."

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/popotan-episode-1-english-dubbed

I have composed a parody for this song that, if performed and recorded, would get Westboro many views on Youtube and Twitvid. Because this song is so dear to the Weeaboo's filthy hearts, they would become greatly upset by the parody version. Not also that but performing it outside popular Anime Conventions across this doomed nation would strike an even deeper chord.

Here is the video for the Caramelldansen meme so Westboro's song and dance group can familiarize themselves with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQDin...eature=related - The original video.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caramelldansen - Explains the meme's origin.

Please share this idea with the rest of your congregation.

And here are links to the original song and an instrumental version for Westboro to sing over.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mz5zjuywtkg - Instrumental
http://www.mediafire.com/?ebdjsyymyui - Caramelldansen Original

I have downloaded these MP3 files myself and scanned them and they are completely safe, but if you do not trust me there are obviously other methods to obtain the files, such as Limewire or some other downloading service.

Anyway, here are the words for my parody, they have been matched to the phonetics of the original song to fit properly:

"Holy Retribution" parody of Caremalldansen by Caramel
Alternate lyrics written by "God Hates Japan"


"Doot-doo Dooo-ooooh, yah-ie, yah-ie, ya-ie-eh-yeh

You disobeyed God's laws, now yer gunna pay!
He sent the waves to wash Japan's filth away!
Pray to him, but he will not answer you.

(Answer you)

We tried to warn you all but you snubbed your nose
passed laws to hender us, the first amendment's a joke,
but you can't stop, our holy melody!

Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-oh

(CHORUS)

God can't hear you, hear you prayin' to him!
You had your chance, and now it's Armageddon!
It's no lie! You will see destruction.
Witness the glory of holy retribution!

Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah
( no no no - hope)
Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah, uh oh

Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah
( no no no - hope)
Oooh-ooh-ooh-wah-wah, uh oh

Westboro Baptist Church is here to speak the truth
to all you Juh-pan worshipping wee-a-boos!
Don't waste your prayers,
on that pedo country filled with sin

Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-ow

Nuclear reactors melting down in scores
is punishment for scoffing at our holy words
you wouldn't hear, and you would not obey!

So now God - can't hear you, hear you prayin to him
You had your chance, and now it's Armageddon!
It's no lie! You will see destruction.
Witness the glory of holy retribution!"

*repeat chorus again after breakdown*