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  • Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

    THIS recent news story has infuriated Jesus and every Godly member of the GOP (God's Own Party). After sneaking into America (God's favorite country) years ago and being given the prize of American Citizenship, he has now turned communist.

    Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship in 900th Issue of Action Comics

    Superman is no longer an American.


    In Action Comics’ new record-breaking 900th issue, the iconic super hero renounces his U.S citizenship following a clash with the federal government.

    The Man of Steel, created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in 1938, has always been recognized as a devoted American warrior who constantly fought evil, but as of Thursday, he is no longer the country's own to claim.

    "I intend to speak before the United Nations tomorrow and inform them that I am renouncing my U.S. citizenship," he says in a cell in the issue. "I'm tired of having my actions construed as instruments of U.S. policy."

    Superman even questions his longtime motto: "Truth, justice and the American way."

    "Truth, justice, and the American way -- it's not enough anymore," he states.

    Superman's creators defended the decision.

    "Superman is a visitor from a distant planet who has long embraced American values. As a character and an icon, he embodies the best of the American Way," DC's co-publishers, Jim Lee and Dan DiDio said in a statement to FOX411.com. "In a short story in ACTION COMICS 900, Superman announces his intention to put a global focus on his never ending battle, but he remains, as always, committed to his adopted home and his roots as a Kansas farm boy from Smallville."

    The landmark issue is certainly sparking controversy.

    "Besides being riddled with a blatant lack of patriotism, and respect for our country, Superman's current creators are belittling the United States as a whole. By denouncing his citizenship, Superman becomes an eerie metaphor for the current economic and power status the country holds worldwide," Hollywood publicist and GOP activist Angie Meyer told FOX411's Pop Tarts column.

    But not everyone is outraged by Superman's citizenship surrender.

    "Superman has always been bigger than the United States. In an age rife with immigration paranoia, it’s refreshing to see an alien refugee tell the United States that it’s as important to him as any other country on Earth -- which, in turn, is as important to Superman as any other planet in the multiverse," wrote Wired blogger Scott Thill.

    "The genius of Superman is that he belongs to everyone, for the dual purposes of peace and protection," Thill added. "He’s above ephemeral geopolitics and nationalist concerns, a universal agent unlike any other found in pop culture."
    Yes, an "agent" found in pop culture....brought to you by SATAN!
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  • #2
    Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

    He was created by a jew, and is true to his creator. A jew has no national pride or character; no matter where they live, they are jews.

    They should be honest about it and call the comic "Superjew."
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • #3
      Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

      Originally posted by Superman
      ...which is why I intend to speak before the United Nations...
      What a gigantic baby. Whining to the UN is reason enough for the US to revoke his citizenship.

      The bigger questions is this: how is Clark Kent going to keep his job at the Daily Planet? And how is he going to explain no longer being a US citizen to Lois Lane? Renouncing your citizenship with no intention of becoming a citizen of another country isn't exactly something you do over a weekend.
      Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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      • #4
        Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

        Typical LIEberal "journalist."



        Good riddance to superbad rubbish.

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

          Funny how he made this decision just after Clark Kent won the MegaMillions lotto and just before taxes were due...
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          • #6
            Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

            My father says most Kryptonians try to take over your planet and enslave the population. Also they smell funny.
            I Jesus!

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            • #7
              Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

              I have always suspected Superman to be communist agent.

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              • #8
                Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

                Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                He was created by a jew, and is true to his creator. A jew has no national pride or character; no matter where they live, they are jews.

                They should be honest about it and call the comic "Superjew."
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                • #9
                  Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

                  Superman, aka Ubermensch, aka NAZI! Is it any wonder in this age of our Communazi mudslime "president" that this joo creation finally makes his true Nazi character show through for the world to see? DISGUSTING!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

                    I don't remember Superman ever expressing True Christian(tm) sentiments. This is the final demise of this satanic idol. The wages of sin are death. The final stages of the curse are upon Superman and his godless creator.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

                      Typical ungrateful immigrant.

                      I say we round them ALL up and send them packing with what they came her with.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Superman Renounces American Citizenship!

                        To readers of Vance Packard's 1957 book "The Hidden Persuaders" it will come as no surprise that Superman has been assaulting and undermining American values since his creation. It is one more notch in the Gay Agenda that needs to be exposed.

                        Outwardly promoting "Truth, Justice, and the American Way", Superman dons a cape and tight fitting spandex clothing – GAY.

                        In order to freely wander amongst common Americans Superman disguises himself as the "mild mannered" (and we all know what that is a code word for) reporter Clark Kent – GAY.

                        Superman had numerous problems forming normal relationships with women and "dated" Lois Lane off and on for more than 30 years before finally marrying her – GAY.

                        By all indications Lois Lane was a dim witted woman who could not easily spot the difference between Superman and Clark Kent that was due to an ordinary pair of glasses; which suggests that their marriage was one of convenience – GAY.

                        "Clark Kent" constantly taking his clothes off in closets, phone booths, and other unusual places – GAY.

                        Superman's nickname became "The Man of Steel" – GAY.

                        Superman is just a little too "sensitive" to being criticized as an instrument of US foreign policy and has to renounce his citizenship – GAY.

                        Now I know some Unsaved Trash are going to wander in here and quarrel with any one of these stark facts as to Superman's homerism, but I will remind you this is about the preponderance of evidence.

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