Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!!

[Brother_Percy]

This is driving me crazy!! Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door for the second time in a week! Trying to sell me a copy of 'The God Delusion'. Trying to convert me to 'atheist'. No, i don't want to hear all about how Richard Dawkins can wash away my sins!!! Only Jesus can do that, you cultist morons! Arrgghh!!!


Don't you just hate that??

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

That kind of militant atheism is not welcome in Freehold.

Any door-to-door ministry that isn't of a Bible-believing, fundamentalist nature is prohibited here.

Go home, atheists! (Or go to jail.)

[Hannah Is Saved]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Is it illegal to assault an atheist? Seeing as they have no soul do they fall under a legal definition of "human"?
I think there is a compelling case to be made that atheists are, at best, animals, and therefore can be chased off of your property violently. If you find them at your door again, you should try that.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Is it illegal to assault an atheist? Seeing as they have no soul do they fall under a legal definition of "human"?
I think there is a compelling case to be made that atheists are, at best, animals, and therefore can be chased off of your property violently. If you find them at your door again, you should try that.

Hannah--I'd advise you not to take the law into your own hands--call Sheriff Richards. He will do the arrest business.

You always have to wonder when atheists have time to walk around our neighborhoods in Freehold, where do they get their money? Satan must have mysterious sources and lots of them to afford people who seem to have no visable means of support.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Atheists creep me out! How someone like that can function without any sort of moral compass is beyond me? Normal people (ie. Christians) have been brought up right, on a steady diet of morals and rules, manners and etiquette, and taught how to conduct themselves and behave appropriately in society. Morals and knowing right from wrong are something only the Holy Bible kjv1611 can give you. So it's easy to see why atheists live the way they do.

An atheist's home is VERY different from a home of someone like you or me. You could walk into a 3 year old atheist child's bedroom, and find them watching hardcore gay porn, while in the kitchen the atheist mother is being gang-raped by homosexual men, that the atheist father actually PAID FOR! And the atheist father is in the toilet, taking a dump into an old lady's mouth, while cronically masturbating over pictures of dead animals! That's how sick these people are! They act this way BECAUSE they have no moral compass, BECAUSE they don't know right from wrong, BECAUSE they are atheists! Atheists don't even know how to eat properly!! It's easy to spot an atheist in ANY restaurant you go to by the slurping noises. If you see anyone with food all down their faces, with stains and bits of pasta/meat/sauce all down their shirts, that's an atheist! An atheist doesn't even know how to hold a knife and fork proper. It's pathetic!

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Atheists creep me out! How someone like that can function without any sort of moral compass is beyond me? Normal people (ie. Christians) have been brought up right, on a steady diet of morals and rules, manners and etiquette, and taught how to conduct themselves and behave appropriately in society. Morals and knowing right from wrong are something only the Holy Bible kjv1611 can give you. So it's easy to see why atheists live the way they do.

Okay, this part is reasonable in every fundamentalist's rant.

An atheist's home is VERY different from a home of someone like you or me.

I find myself incredulous at this point.

You could walk into a 3 year old atheist child's bedroom, and find them watching hardcore gay porn, while in the kitchen the atheist mother is being gang-raped by homosexual men, that the atheist father actually PAID FOR! And the atheist father is in the toilet, taking a dump into an old lady's mouth, while cronically masturbating over pictures of dead animals! That's how sick these people are! They act this way BECAUSE they have no moral compass, BECAUSE they don't know right from wrong, BECAUSE they are atheists! Atheists don't even know how to eat properly!! It's easy to spot an atheist in ANY restaurant you go to by the slurping noises. If you see anyone with food all down their faces, with stains and bits of pasta/meat/sauce all down their shirts, that's an atheist! An atheist doesn't even know how to hold a knife and fork proper. It's pathetic!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Sam, if you REALLY believe atheists aren't like that, you need mental help.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Sam, if you REALLY believe atheists aren't like that, you need mental help.

Yeah - how can you say you know anything about atheists and not know THAT?

They're bound to lie if you actually ask them if they do stuff like that because their secular laws they keep trying to get in are still too weak for now. Once they've moved on from laws protecting queers they'll start on allowing child rape, you wait and see! They have no idea what is right, after all. Then it'll all be child rape pride carnivals and buggering little boys on the back of lorries while they all cavort and cheer and ram their evil ways in the face of honest folks with the right fear of the Lord!

They just have to stick to sodomising each other in private without getting arrested for now and pretending they are married in the eyes of the Lord when we all know they're just saying loud and clear they want to burn in Hell rather than suppress their sick atheist urges.

[Shadieus]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

No, you are all wrong.

Atheism is not the worship of Satan or conspiring to undermine Christianity, but a belief that God does not exist. Atheism is not hostility towards Christianity, nor is it towards the Church, but a belief of the thought that God does not exist.

Christianity, in whole, is one massive hypocrisy. I'm not trying to come across as a "heathen" towards your religion, but it simply is. Christianity is stated as a tolerant, accepting religion by many of those who follow it.

Then could you politely explain why our Pastors turn around with an outstretched finger and preach of eternal damnation to those who choose not to follow your religion, such as myself? You promote tolerance and understanding, yet shun those who do not follow you. You can call me a liar, a satanic sympathizer, or many other names, but I have done nothing wrong but tell the truth. If you are so unwilling to hear my detailed, factual statements, then it only goes to show how unwilling you are to open your minds to other beliefs.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

No, you are all wrong.

Atheism is not the worship of Satan or conspiring to undermine Christianity, but a belief that God does not exist. Atheism is not hostility towards Christianity, nor is it towards the Church, but a belief of the thought that God does not exist.

Christianity, in whole, is one massive hypocrisy. I'm not trying to come across as a "heathen" towards your religion, but it simply is. Christianity is stated as a tolerant, accepting religion by many of those who follow it.

Then could you politely explain why our Pastors turn around with an outstretched finger and preach of eternal damnation to those who choose not to follow your religion, such as myself? You promote tolerance and understanding, yet shun those who do not follow you. You can call me a liar, a satanic sympathizer, or many other names, but I have done nothing wrong but tell the truth. If you are so unwilling to hear my detailed, factual statements, then it only goes to show how unwilling you are to open your minds to other beliefs.

How can you say that following the word of the Lord is wrong?

Just because you don't believe in the Devil doesn't mean the Devil doesn't believe in you and isn't filling your head full of his lies and deceits. Your so-called truth contradicts the greater truth of the Word of God.

Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

Yes, that would be you! what's worse is you don't even know it because your soul is so imperilled. Perhaps you'll get it before you start to burn in Hell.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

No, you are all wrong.

Atheism is not the worship of Satan.

I never said it was. Atheists is the worship of Richard Dawkins. He is their cult leader, and we have it on good authority that Atheists actually PRAY to this loser, and sit around reading pages of 'The God Delusion' to each other, and look for secret codes in it's pages.

They also don't believe in brushing their teeth, which I find revolting!

Atheists are pathetic.

[Shadieus]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

How can you say that following the word of the Lord is wrong?

Just because you don't believe in the Devil doesn't mean the Devil doesn't believe in you and isn't filling your head full of his lies and deceits. Your so-called truth contradicts the greater truth of the Word of God.



Yes, that would be you! what's worse is you don't even know it because your soul is so imperilled. Perhaps you'll get it before you start to burn in Hell.

I never stated in any way, shape, or form that following the Lord is wrong. You jumped to conclusions and read it that way. I meant that all your beliefs towards Atheists are wrong and completely biased. The "devil" isn't trying to get into my head, as I do not believe in such a real being thought up in the minds of close-minded men.

"The word of God". See? That's another example of your close-mindedness. You do not take the time to carefully read and scrutinize my statements and instead use your own beliefs as a method to shoot down mine.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

No, you are all wrong.

Atheism is not the worship of Satan or conspiring to undermine Christianity, but a belief that God does not exist. Atheism is not hostility towards Christianity, nor is it towards the Church, but a belief of the thought that God does not exist.

Yes, Atheism IS a belief. You take it on faith that God does not exist. Thank you for admitting that much. I see so many Atheists who go through strange logical gyrations to deny what they believe.

They sound something like this:

"Well, I don't DIS-believe in the NON-existence of a deity." -- Typical Atheist.

Christianity, in whole, is one massive hypocrisy. I'm not trying to come across as a "heathen" towards your religion, but it simply is. Christianity is stated as a tolerant, accepting religion by many of those who follow it.

Anyone who claims Christianity is tolerant or accepting hasn't read the Bible and doesn't know what it says. There is only ONE way to go to Heaven, and that's through Jesus Christ.

Then could you politely explain why our Pastors turn around with an outstretched finger and preach of eternal damnation to those who choose not to follow your religion, such as myself? You promote tolerance and understanding, yet shun those who do not follow you.

We neither promote tolerance nor understanding. The only thing we need to understand is that anyone who is living in rebellion against God is going to Hell. To stand by and say nothing, to tolerate it, is inhumane. I don't want you to go to Hell, Shadieus, and that's why I refuse to tolerate your atheism.

You can call me a liar, a satanic sympathizer, or many other names, but I have done nothing wrong but tell the truth. If you are so unwilling to hear my detailed, factual statements, then it only goes to show how unwilling you are to open your minds to other beliefs.

We have the Truth. Why would we want to open our minds to other beliefs? That's just stupid.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Shadieus]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

Yes, Atheism IS a belief. You take it on faith that God does not exist. Thank you for admitting that much. I see so many Atheists who go through strange logical gyrations to deny what they believe.

They sound something like this:

"Well, I don't DIS-believe in the NON-existence of a deity." -- Typical Atheist.



Anyone who claims Christianity is tolerant or accepting hasn't read the Bible and doesn't know what it says. There is only ONE way to go to Heaven, and that's through Jesus Christ.


We neither promote tolerance nor understanding. The only thing we need to understand is that anyone who is living in rebellion against God is going to Hell. To stand by and say nothing, to tolerate it, is inhumane. I don't want you to go to Hell, Shadieus, and that's why I refuse to tolerate your atheism.


We have the Truth. Why would we want to open our minds to other beliefs? That's just stupid.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I'm going to screencap the shit out of the faggots, and it will be funny as fucking out of wedlock.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Just had the door-to-door atheists knocking on my door again!

I'm going to screencap the POOPY out of the SODOMITES, and it will be funny as GOING FORTH AND MULTIPLYING out of wedlock.

You Jesus-haters always show your true colors.

ALWAYS.

You can't simply have a decent conversation because you don't have a moral compass. You will put on a charade of civility, but as soon as someone like Pastor Billy reveals the logical disconnects in your worldview, you come unhinged and allow the full power of Satan to spew from you.

With such a crystal clear demonstration of the power of the devil, how can you possibly continue to deny God?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth