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10 Reasons why GOD HATES MORMONS!
(like Romney...)
(like Romney...)
I am aware there are lots of reasons flowing around why Romney should never ever be our president. His communist policies in Massachusetts with free "Romneycare" including free abortions for all. They don't even have birth control in Massachusetts, they just have sex and abortions all the time! The fact that he claims to be a rich Republican yet at the same time admits to paying taxes. As if any rich Republican would ever be unable to afford a good Jewish tax avoidance specialist! His insane embrace of the global warming hoax! And his amazingly crazy suggestion that every slut who yells rape a few times should be able to get a free abortion at every Walmart! The man certainly loves his abortions.
But all that is not the real issue here. The real issue is that Romney is not a Christian! Romney is a filthy Jesus hating, God raping Mormon! If Romney would be voted president, God will disintegrate America in an all consuming fire and America would stop being God's favorite nation! Why? Because God hates Mormons. God hates Mormons with a vengeance. God wants every Mormon to burn in the hottest fires of Hell, while getting strangled with that idiotic underwear they always wear, for all eternity.
- Mormons believe God lives on a planet called "Kolob". Even someone who breathes cocaine instead of air could not come up with a story like that. What's next, man come from Mars and women come from Venus? The landing on the Moon actually happened? Stars can be used to predict the future? Remote controlled cars on Mars? They must hit their children's heads with baseball bats all the time to get them to believe these things.
- Mormons believe it is a sin to drink coffee or American Coca Cola. I memorized my 1611 King James Bible decades ago and I know a lot of people who memorized the entire Holy Bible as well and nowhere does it mention we are not allowed to drink coffee! This is a blatant lie clearly aimed at destroying all that is great and American. America would not exist if our proud forefathers would not have had their strong coffee before kicking those smelly savage Indians out of God's chosen nation!
- Mormons believe that not Jesus Christ but some fellow named Joseph Smith, Jr. was send by God to teach us all how to live. God demonstrated his might by killing Smith is a horrible way. Joseph Smith's body was shot repeatedly and he was decapitated after he "fell" from a window. A clear sign God was not very happy with Joseph Smith. Yet Mormons like Romney ignore these clear signs and continue to rape Jesus over and over again.
- Mormons believe that the original text of the Holy Bible has been corrupted in its descent through the ages. To "fix" this Joseph Smith wrote some books corrupting the original text of the Holy Bible. All this is of course utter nonsense as there is only one version of the Holy Bible: The 1611 King James Bible. As if God would allow any room for confusion over His word or His laws.
- Mormons' "magic" undergarments are viewed as "a literal source of protection from the evils of the world". This can easily be proven wrong by shooting a Mormon in the leg while he is wearing his undergarments, which is all the time, they even use them as adult diapers. They provide no magical protection whatsoever and the owner just bleeds and starts limping. Fun to watch with the entire family. The most fun part being they keep coming back for more.
- Mormons believe there is no salvation outside the Mormon Church, there is no salvation without accepting Joseph Smith as a prophet and Satan originated the idea that belief in Jesus Christ alone is all that is needed for salvation. Which, if you think about it, means they believe Satan wrote the Holy Bible! All this is of course utter nonsense as that would mean everyone who is born before December 23, 1805 would be burning in Hell.
- Horrible people like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Lisa Marie Presley and Will Smith are all Mormons. Will Smith is also black. How much more proof does one need to see God utterly and completely hates Mormons!
- Mormons have a weird ritual called "Young Women Interviews" in which 12 year old girls are taught how to masturbate. The main reason for this is to prevent Mormon women from demanding sex from their husbands all the time which is simply impossible when a man has dozens and dozens of wives.
- Mormons actually baptize dead people! And they don't do this right away. They put the body outside and wait for weeks to make sure the eye sockets are filled with maggots before they French kiss the dead bodies and baptize them with concentrated morning urine. Apparently Mormons have no sense of smell.
- Brace for impact people. This is one of the things Mormons actually believe: "Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds with people living on them. If you follow God and his law you can reach the highest level of heaven and become a God also." Yes, all Mormons, and that clearly includes Romney, are that crazy. They are not just mocking God, they actually are so arrogant that they want to become Gods! This certainly explains why Romney is so annoyingly arrogant all the time. The Holy Bible is extremely clear on there being only one God which is also a Trinity: Deuteronomy 4:35-39, Deuteronomy 6:4, Deuteronomy 32:39, 2 Samuel 7:22, 1 Kings 8:60, 2 Kings 5:15, 2 Kings 19:15, 1 Chronicles 17:20, Galatians 3:20, Ephesians 4:6, 1 Timothy 1:17, James 2:19, etc. etc. etc. So clearly all those Mormons are bat-shit crazy.
Everyone who votes for Romney will burn in HELL for all eternity! Want to go to Hell? Just vote for Romney! Want to do the right thing? Vote for Jesus! Everything else leads to certain doom. You will also burn in Hell if you vote for Tammy Baldwin, Elizabeth Warren, Shelley Berkley, Mazie Hirono, Heidi Heitkamp, Claire McCaskill, Amy Klobuchar, Maria Cantwell or Debbie Stabenow. Not that anyone with working eyes would ever do such a thing.
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