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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Would you pull the trigger?



    Situation:

    Your a Christian-Soldier and your operation area is a godless country ( like Denmark, Iran or Belgium).
    You are on a patrol, then you hear a noise. You go closer to the noise...
    You jump around the corner and then your not sure what is in front of you.[See Picture above]
    Is it a witch, or muselim woman? Or is it a homosexual tries to hide behind a black curtain? Waiting on his chance to infect you with H.I.V.?
    Keep in mind that you have not much time to react! Pull the trigger and send this thing to hell or risk your life? Now please make your poll above.



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    Answer:


    There is only one correct answer. Even if a bullet is the fastest way and the safest, it is necessary to tie it up and stone it.
    On the one side, we are not 100% sure what the target really is, on the other side we need to fulfill God's law!
    So maybe it is a witch, a muselim or a disguised homosexual.

    Exclusion process:


    If it is a witch:

    Exodus 22
    18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


    That gives us the right to kill it, if it is a witch. But important:

    Leviticus 10
    27A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.


    So we have to stone it, if it is a witch. But we are not sure so lets take a look if it is a homosexual?

    If it is a homosexual:

    Leviticus 20
    13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


    So the bible tells us, we have to kill homosexuals. It don't says how to, so we can stone the subject and fulfill God´s law! Even if we were wrong and it was a witch we did the right thing

    But what if it really was a muselim woman?
    Is God angry if we killed a muselim woman? The answer is no
    - God told us that we have to right to kill everyone in occupied countries:

    Deuteronomy 2
    34And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain:


    Further we need to find the whole family of the target and kill them all.

    Isaiah 13
    6Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

    Finally, stoning is the best way to fulfill Gods Law!
    If it is a homosexual, a witch or a muselim, stone it and praise Jesus!



    Finally the evil gets what it deserves


    (Not real- just as example)

    Mission accomplished, Brothers!
    32
    Yes!
    0%
    18
    No, its against humanity.
    0%
    4
    Lets tie her up and stone her later
    0%
    10
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Would you pull the trigger?

    Brother Templeton,

    I think you may need to consider Paul's works in Roman's 1:31. We need to have mercy in applying God's Law. Yes, by the letter of the Lord's law the soldier should tie the woman up and stone her, BUT what if she is a homosexual out to rape him? That close to a transvestite and the soldier would be left defneseless. He would never get his gun up in time to stop her from sodomizing him. The soldier needs to shoot that woman in self defense. I think we can all agree on that.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Would you pull the trigger?

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Brother Templeton,

      I think you may need to consider Paul's works in Roman's 1:31. We need to have mercy in applying God's Law. Yes, by the letter of the Lord's law the soldier should tie the woman up and stone her, BUT what if she is a homosexual out to rape him? That close to a transvestite and the soldier would be left defneseless. He would never get his gun up in time to stop her from sodomizing him. The soldier needs to shoot that woman in self defense. I think we can all agree on that.
      Why not both, Brother?

      Shoot him/her in the shoulder or leg to disable, then tie it up and stone it. Soldier's safety assured, and God's law followed.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912

        #4
        Re: Would you pull the trigger?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Why not both, Brother?

        Shoot him/her in the shoulder or leg to disable, then tie it up and stone it. Soldier's safety assured, and God's law followed.
        Reverent, this is a very good objection!
        This connects perfectly Secular Law and Gods Law.
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Would you pull the trigger?

          I would follow God's law.

          Deuteronomy 13:6-10
          If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

          2 Chronicles 15:13
          Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #6
            Re: Would you pull the trigger?

            I guess we are a little bit compromised in Australia with us being part of the commonwealth and thus having to follow the laws of the monarchy as well as God's law. I am not sure what we are supposed to do when the two contradict.

            Ezra 7:26 (King James Version)
            26 And whosoever will not do the law of thy God, and the law of the king, let judgment be executed speedily upon him, whether it be unto death, or to banishment, or to confiscation of goods, or to imprisonment.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: Would you pull the trigger?

              I would instinctively empty my clip into the filthy witch. She already has her claw up as if to curse the soldier. Remember, God sent us into that wasteland to do His work and she's had eight years to come to Jesus. Better safe than sorry.
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • G-spotRocksGod's-pot
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2010
                • 10

                #8
                Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                i emptied the clip on a good whore in 68 while she was carrying her infant...after that i felt inhuman and like scum...but pastor dave Mustaine the pastor gave me 3 hail marrys and i felt i was being a martyr for his lord jesus christ and papa god... god bless america

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                • G-spotRocksGod's-pot
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                  sorry brothers excuse my grammar
                  i mean't to type in * Gook whore not, Good whore

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                    Originally posted by G-spotRocksGod's-pot View Post
                    i emptied the clip on a good whore in 68 while she was carrying her infant...after that i felt inhuman and like scum...but pastor dave Mustaine the pastor gave me 3 hail marrys and i felt i was being a martyr for his lord jesus christ and papa god... god bless america
                    Hmm.. I cannot imagine ANY Pastor ordering "Hail Mary's"..

                    Are you a cathlick scumbag?

                    I can also see through your other lies. ANY GOOD CHRISTIAN would know to Capitalize, Jesus Christ and Pastor and God.

                    It is more than apparent to me you are here to mock us.

                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                      Originally posted by G-spotRocksGod's-pot View Post
                      sorry brothers excuse my grammar
                      i mean't to type in * Gook whore not, Good whore
                      What were you doing in Vietnam?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • G-spotRocksGod's-pot
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 10

                        #12
                        now sister Phebe dewitt i was simply stating that that was the only source of god i had around at the time i was young and stupid
                        it was the War ma'am no disrespect honestly
                        and i was serving in Nam for the US marines
                        as any good christian american should have during the time
                        instead of smoking there hippy drugs

                        my mistake again im old and new to this internet thing
                        God
                        with a capitol

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                        • Titus Templeton
                          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                          Jesus macht frei
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 5912

                          #13
                          Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                          Originally posted by G-spotRocksGod's-pot View Post
                          now sister Phebe dewitt i was simply stating that that was the only source of god i had around at the time i was young and stupid
                          it was the War ma'am no disrespect honestly
                          and i was serving in Nam for the US marines
                          as any good christian american should have during the time
                          instead of smoking there hippy drugs

                          my mistake again im old and new to this internet thing
                          God
                          with a capitol
                          Capitalize the word Christian!
                          You dont seem to have enough respect to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
                          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                          -Holocaust Jokes
                          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                            Originally posted by G-spotRocksGod's-pot View Post
                            i emptied the clip on a good whore in 68 while she was carrying her infant...after that i felt inhuman and like scum...but pastor dave Mustaine the pastor gave me 3 hail marrys and i felt i was being a martyr for his lord jesus christ and papa god... god bless america
                            I hope you shot the blasphemer who told you to worship Mary.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • G-spotRocksGod's-pot
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 10

                              #15
                              Re: Would you pull the trigger?

                              yes i did shoot the Pastor for giving me false hope
                              the catholic god and Christian God are two different guys i know, i know
                              and i think you all just hate me cus i served for this great country and you all didn't

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