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Maybe someone is trying to give you a hint that it is all made up.
Personally I feel the such subtlety is wasted on the target audience.Posted via Pasta
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Re: Why is Jesus Portrayed as a Sissy in Paintings
Amen! I much prefer this visage of our LORD.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why is Jesus Portrayed as a Sissy in Paintings
When you are in HELL roasting on Satan's pitch fork you'll see just how made up it is.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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You have a point. As I was contemplating if God meant REALLY long hair, Nephew Zebulun came round to see if he and Miss Honey could use my Prayer Retreat in the Catskills.
I pointed out your post and he replied that once he had returned to his apartment, he would email me the original image: here it is: (Does Jesus' neck look long or is it my astigmatism?)Attached Filessigpic
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I think except for sports LeRoy Nieman most artists are a bunch of homers. Jesus probably has a haircut much like George W Bush.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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Wyatt Mann is pretty good too.Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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I blame the cathlicks.
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You are indeed on target with this SheepOfGod. The hegemony that the cathylick church held over Jesus and religion kept most of Europe in the dark and impoverished during the Middle Ages. Even with the flowering of the Renaissance the evil empire held sway in the world of art and the portrayal of our Lord - and the Renaissance brought back many pagan myths from Greek and Roman subjects that insulted God.Originally posted by SheepOfGod View PostI blame the cathlicks.
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Jesus is a sissy. The painting of him being strong are 100% un-genuine. The ones of him being a sissy baby are real.Comment
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Jesus was more a bodybuilder and Fighter then a everything else. I mean look at the airplane in Cuba, he crushed it with his own hands. Glory!-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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