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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12998

    #16
    Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
    When I am on television I will interview many important world leaders and some will be white but most will be Black because the Black man will soon be in charge of the world.
    I'm going to be honest here, Mr. I. I think you should redirect your career to a field where African men have been successful. That is in singing and dancing.

    I'd suggest you read up on one of the most famous and successful African men of all time, Al Jolson.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • I Man Rastafari
      Possibly retarded pothead
      • Oct 2015
      • 1019

      #17
      Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

      But what about Reverend Al Sharpton? He is an important dignitary and a journalist of great stature on MSNBC. And Al Roker. He is also a very important journalist. Both of these men are Black but Al Sharpton has the hair of a white man. Maybe I should change my name to Al. I think Al Jazeera is a Black man too.
      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12998

        #18
        Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

        Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
        But what about Reverend Al Sharpton? He is an important dignitary and a journalist of great stature on MSNBC. And Al Roker. He is also a very important journalist. Both of these men are Black but Al Sharpton has the hair of a white man. Maybe I should change my name to Al. I think Al Jazeera is a Black man too.
        To emulate those two fellows in journalism, Sharpton and Roker, you would have to leave behind you indigenous black culture. Do you want to do that just for the almighty dollar?

        Roker talks like a white man, no black dialect whatsoever. Sharpton talks like a black man but takes political positions that cater to while liberals.

        Al Jolson, on the other hand, was true to his black roots. When he got down on one knee and pleaded emotionally to that white audience he reflected the black man's true status. To be a great star, I advise you to stay with singing and dancing.

        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22922

          #19
          Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
          When I am on television I will interview many important world leaders and[...]most will be Black because the Black man will soon be in charge of the world.



          Yes, I can see how that will work...
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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • I Man Rastafari
            Possibly retarded pothead
            • Oct 2015
            • 1019

            #20
            Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

            I have been in consultation with my advisors and it is decided that perhaps journalism is not meant to be my calling. As a result, I have decided to change my major yet again. Babylon is a wicked place but I find the University of Wisconsin to be a refreshing fountain of knowledge and opportunity. I have been in this country for less than four months and I have been an anesthesiologist an attorney and a journalist. I am the President of Black Lives Matter at my school and also the President of the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech. All these achievements in my first semester at university and now I am to be a specialist in international relations. This is a perfect career for me. I am already a foreigner even in my own country which is Jamaica because I was robbed there by the white man. I am really from Africa but my family was enslaved. Soon I will have a university education and I will have a job working for a big bank or a big oil company or possibly the UN. I will go to meetings and have an office with a white girl for a secretary. I will have a Range Rover to drive and I will frequent the finest hotels and fly around in airplanes. Jah has blessed me.
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12998

              #21
              Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
              ... As a result, I have decided to change my major yet again. .. now I am to be a specialist in international relations. This is a perfect career for me. .... I will go to meetings and have an office with a white girl for a secretary. .
              Negroes with international relations degrees do have terrific opportunities in the U. S. You can be a guard in the Texas desert border chasing illegal aliens. Please send us post cards.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Back against wall
                Guarding his purity against all comers
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2015
                • 1241

                #22
                Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

                There is also a huge call for crash test dummies in Detroit. Please send us photos.
                Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #23
                  Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

                  Trevor, I hope you enjoy your new job cleaning offices with white secretaries. If you remember to work diligently, always be on time, and smile when being visible to employees is unavoidable, you may go far.

                  God bless you.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12997

                    #24
                    Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Trevor, I hope you enjoy your new job cleaning offices with white secretaries. If you remember to work diligently, always be on time, and smile when being visible to employees is unavoidable, you may go far.
                    Yeah, but he also has to cut and clean his hair. Normal people don't trust people whose heads look like used mops. Or like mop-dogs.

                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • I Man Rastafari
                      Possibly retarded pothead
                      • Oct 2015
                      • 1019

                      #25
                      Re: Exciting New Direction For MY Studies

                      In international relations we have to go to a lot of meetings and everyone has to be polite to everyone else and we have to respect other cultures and things like that. I do not believe that I will have to do any office cleaning. It is necessary to dress fashionably and to have a sharp pair of new shoes. The skills I learn in international relations will assist me when I go to Africa. Once there I can be a statesman like my hero the Honorable Marcus Garvey.
                      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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