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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #1

    The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

    Listen up all you Catlix, "You still don't think that you are following a perverted minion of Satan who mocks Christ?"
    Pope John Paul II Practiced Flagellation

    Book: Former Pontiff Engaged in Flagellation as Act of Penitence, According to Book Championing His Sainthood

    (AP) Pope John Paul II whipped himself with a belt, even on vacation, and slept on the floor as acts of penitence and to bring him closer to Christian perfection, according to a new book by the Polish prelate spearheading his sainthood case.

    The book "Why He's a Saint" also includes previously unpublished speeches and documents written by John Paul, including one 1989 signed memo in which he said he would resign if he became incapacitated. […] At a news conference Tuesday, Oder defended John Paul's practice of self-mortification, which some faithful use to remind them of the suffering of Jesus on the cross.

    "It's an instrument of Christian perfection," Oder said, responding to questions about how such a practice could be condoned considering Catholic teaching holds that the human body is a gift from God.

    In the book, Oder wrote that John Paul frequently denied himself food - especially during the holy season of Lent - and "frequently spent the night on the bare floor," messing up his bed in the morning so he wouldn't draw attention to his act of penitence.

    "But it wasn't limited to this. As some members of his close entourage in Poland and in the Vatican were able to hear with their own ears, John Paul flagellated himself. In his armoire, amid all the vestments and hanging on a hanger, was a belt which he used as a whip and which he always brought to Castel Gandolfo," the papal retreat where John Paul vacationed each summer.

    While there had long been rumours that John Paul practiced self-mortification, the book provides the first confirmation and concludes John Paul did so as an example of his faith.

    […] Last month, Benedict moved John Paul a step closer to possible beatification - the first major milestone in the process - by approving a decree on his "heroic virtues."

    The book goes on sale in Italy on Wednesday. The publisher Rizzoli said there were no immediate plans for translations.
    Just to give you an idea of what this flagellation thing is all about and show you what popes do:
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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #2
    Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Listen up all you Catlix, "You still don't think that you are following a perverted minion of Satan who mocks Christ?"Just to give you an idea of what this flagellation thing is all about and show you what popes do:
    As much as you are free to post sadomasochistic drawings from your extensive personal collection you are looking for trouble from God by suggesting these acts of debauched bondage depict the actions of our Beloved JP2.

    You cannot whip yourself if you are tied up. It is as simple as that.

    His Holiness (now seated beside Christ with every other Pope*) merely gave himself a few gentle reminders of the sacrifices Jesus made for us when he died on the cross.




    Bless you, My myopic Maplethorpe enthusiast,
    Father Mo











    * for reasons known only to God there may be an exception or two but who are we to question Him?




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    • TheLegitMan
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 26

      #3
      Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

      Maybe he's one of those people how gets turned on by pain 'er something.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post

        . . . (now seated beside Christ with every other Pope*) . . .

        * for reasons known only to God there may be an exception or two but who are we to question Him?




        .

        Are you perhaps referring to Sylvester III ????
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Samuel Coleridge
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2009
          • 615

          #5
          Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

          I have always considered the papist superstition of self flagellation to not only be unsanitary, but extremely macabre and ghoulish.

          No doubt it helped spread the bubonic plague throughout Europe. All that blood would have attracted the infected fleas. The practice exacerbated the already dire situation.

          My only surprise is that the members of Landover don't regularly engage in it.

          Yours in pleasant surprise,

          Sam

          P.S. Self Flagellation photos. Please be cautious when viewing.









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          Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
          For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

            Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
            Are you perhaps referring to Sylvester III ????
            I was thinking maybe Alexander VI, that saintly man who took the "B" out of "Borgia."
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            • echobl
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 1

              #7
              Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

              The pope's a douche.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                Originally posted by echobl View Post
                The pope's a douche.
                Hmmm. On the one hand, I don't approve of your choice of colloquialism. On the other hand, you're correct in your assessment of Satan's Vicar on Earth.
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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373

                  #9
                  Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                  Originally posted by echobl View Post
                  The pope's a douche.
                  True. Anything else you would like to add?
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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                    Originally posted by echobl View Post
                    The pope's a douche.

                    I can find little to disagree with

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #11
                      Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                      I think cathlycks do this as a preparation for Hell. The line of thinking may be: "well, we're in for a terrible dose of pain after we die, so we better get used to it while we are still here."

                      They don't realize that refraining from idol worship and accepting Jesus Christ is a much more efficient way to minimize pain caused by Hellfire.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Rev. Edward Clement
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1654

                        #12
                        Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                        Thses self-flagelatin, catlick, heretics are fuel by the fires of HELL!

                        These catlicks are also leading folks into committing their blasphemous whoredoms with them!


                        Ezekiel 16:17 "Thou hast also taken thy fathers jewls of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.

                        Them catlicks are nothing but the biggest pile of disgusting, heretical, satanic, un-saved trash, devil worshippers that should have been burned at the stake during the witch trials! They have currupted God's green earth......those sick buncha Mary worshipping catlicks.
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                        Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                        Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                        Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                        Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                        Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                        Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2241

                          #13
                          Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                          Originally posted by echobl View Post
                          The pope's a douche.

                          Er . . .

                          Not to over analyze this, but 'douche' does reference feminine hygienic procedures, and we all know the pope is a raging S&M homosixual pedophile, so perhaps your post should read:


                          The pope is an enema.



                          I also note, the pope would certainly need one.




                          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #14
                            Re: The pope, Unnatural Practices and Flagellation!

                            Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                            The pope is an enema.

                            I also note, the pope would certainly need one.
                            Indeed, but let us spare a thought for the poor altar boy who would have to administer the suppository ... seeing as catholics believe condoms are more evil than Satan himself, I wouldn't be surprised if this belief is extended to include latex gloves.
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