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The cathylicks are always good for a few laughs (and provide opportunities for feeble attempts at alliteration). This time the subject is one of their magic wafers that was accidentally dropped on the ground and came to acquire a "spot" on it that they now think is the "heart tissue" of Jesus. Now from reading the Bible (KJV1611) we know that Jesus provided many things for us to eat, from manna in the Old Testament, to loaves and fishes, and Jesus was also known to make a little wine. If Jesus wanted us all to eat his "heart tissue" it would come packed in those little cans like tuna, or the Campbell's soup company would be marketing "Heart of Jesus" condensed soup. Even the insufferable French papists would be inclined to offer up a little "Heart of Jesus" Pâté for cathylicks with a refined palate.
More likely the "wafer" acquired a little mold from falling on the floor and might now serve as a good sour dough bread starter kit.
Maybe that reprobate papist Father Mo who is constantly hanging around Freehold trolling for converts would like to offer an explanation – perhaps from his high ranking contacts at the Vatican.
More likely the "wafer" acquired a little mold from falling on the floor and might now serve as a good sour dough bread starter kit.
Maybe that reprobate papist Father Mo who is constantly hanging around Freehold trolling for converts would like to offer an explanation – perhaps from his high ranking contacts at the Vatican.
Roman Catholics in Poland Claim Spot on Communion Wafer is Part of Jesus’ Heart
Posted on October 4, 2011 at 8:25am by Billy Hallowell Billy Hallowell
WARSAW, Poland (AP) — Roman Catholics in Poland gathered Sunday for a special Mass celebrating what they see as a miracle: the appearance on a communion wafer of a dark spot that they are convinced is part of the heart of Jesus.
The communion wafer in question developed a brown spot in 2008 after falling on the floor during a Mass in the eastern Polish town of Sokolka. Two medical doctors determined that the spot was heart muscle tissue, church officials have said.
Bialystok Archbishop Edward Ozorowski said during the Mass that in history, the “substance of Christ’s body or blood has become available to the human senses, and this also happened in Sokolka.”
“For God, nothing is impossible,” Ozorowski said.
The dark-spotted wafer was carried aloft in a reliquary by a golden-robed priest in a procession and was put on display in the town’s church of St. Anthony as about 1,000 faithful looked on, according to a report and footage carried by the TV station TVN.
Catholics believe that the bread and wine that priests use during the sacrament of communion – or the Eucharist – are changed into the body and blood of Jesus Christ.
The wafer was dropped by a priest celebrating communion in 2008. In accordance with church practice, the priest placed the wafer in water to dissolve it. Several days later a nun found that the wafer had not dissolved completely, and found a red mark on it.
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Posted on October 4, 2011 at 8:25am by Billy Hallowell Billy Hallowell
WARSAW, Poland (AP) — Roman Catholics in Poland gathered Sunday for a special Mass celebrating what they see as a miracle: the appearance on a communion wafer of a dark spot that they are convinced is part of the heart of Jesus.
The communion wafer in question developed a brown spot in 2008 after falling on the floor during a Mass in the eastern Polish town of Sokolka. Two medical doctors determined that the spot was heart muscle tissue, church officials have said.
Bialystok Archbishop Edward Ozorowski said during the Mass that in history, the “substance of Christ’s body or blood has become available to the human senses, and this also happened in Sokolka.”
“For God, nothing is impossible,” Ozorowski said.
The dark-spotted wafer was carried aloft in a reliquary by a golden-robed priest in a procession and was put on display in the town’s church of St. Anthony as about 1,000 faithful looked on, according to a report and footage carried by the TV station TVN.
Catholics believe that the bread and wine that priests use during the sacrament of communion – or the Eucharist – are changed into the body and blood of Jesus Christ.
The wafer was dropped by a priest celebrating communion in 2008. In accordance with church practice, the priest placed the wafer in water to dissolve it. Several days later a nun found that the wafer had not dissolved completely, and found a red mark on it.
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The crazy superstitious nonsense some false religions believe is quite laughable. I'm surprised they didn't dip it in the tears of some crying statue. Perhaps they could wrap it in their fake shroud of Turin!
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