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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #46
    Re: Question for Catholics

    Originally posted by UnsavedBullDyke View Post
    Mary isn't worshiped.... She is honored.. Are you not to honor your father and mother..? Why would you not honor and memorialize the mother of God's only begotten son? The woman who carried and nurtured him..
    There's no story of Mother Mary being baptized in the Bible©. She was an unrepentant Jewess. The whole Catlick "faith" is so pineapple upsidedown cake it only makes sense they'd worship someone who wasn't even a True Christian™.

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    • Russell Holbeck
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2012
      • 735

      #47
      Re: Question for Catholics

      Hello Mistress Cookie. You are right Mary was never baptized. I am sure that if she would have been baptized they would have mentioned it in Matthew Mark Luke or John. Those are the Gospels they are right at the beginning of the New Testament. I just finished reading them again and there is a lot of repeating so I would remember something that important.

      I think you have a very pretty picture. I am not flirting with you I am just giving you a compliment.

      Thank you.

      Rusty
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • Little Donkey
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #48
        Re: Question for Catholics

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        There's no story of Mother Mary being baptized in the Bible©. She was an unrepentant Jewess. The whole Catlick "faith" is so pineapple upsidedown cake it only makes sense they'd worship someone who wasn't even a True Christian™.

        Mistress Cookie, I do believe that picture has been hijacked by Anonymous to show a terrorist and... a tallywacker!?? This cannot be a true photograph of our Lord Jesus - he would never expose himself or allow an ugly asian man in a superman cape to hold him.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #49
          Re: Question for Catholics

          Originally posted by UnsavedBullDyke View Post
          Mary isn't worshiped.... She is honored.. Are you not to honor your father and mother..? Why would you not honor and memorialize the mother of God's only begotten son? The woman who carried and nurtured him..
          Why pray to something you aren't worshipping? It's like some pagan dead ancestor cult. Only once my eyes were opened and I saw the Truth® that Jesus Himself forbids this kind of obsessive placating of dead people and clutching at bits of dead people to amplify prayer did I break free of the Catholic cult.

          Actually imagine you are explaining why bowing down and praying to some bits of a dead fifteenth century person makes sense to someone not from Europe or other Catholic areas. Imagine explaining why all the statues in a religion that specifically forbids making graven images and worshipping them. Explain the hoops your imagination has to jump through to make it make sense.

          Hail Mary, full of grace.
          The Lord is with thee.
          Blessed art thou amongst women,
          and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
          Holy Mary, Mother of God,
          pray for us sinners,
          now and at the hour of our death.
          Amen.

          How is that not praying directly to Mary? Seriously, you're just twisting the meaning of words. How exactly is Mary supposed to do anything for you unless you are giving her divine powers over and above other dead people. Why not just pray to your dead grandmother?

          It's a disgraceful and hypocritical death cult that had it all its own way and just made stuff up as it went along for far too long without people ever calling it out for its lies. And now people can see the bible for themselves because it's not hidden in some dead secret language so the priests can pretend stuff like Purgatory is real...

          So cry a bit more, Mary Hailer! We can see your little game now and we're not sending our children to be molested by your fag, celibate priests any more.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • John Kurn
            Unsaved trash, formerly a repentant catholic
            Recalcitrant
            • Dec 2012
            • 21

            #50
            Re: Question for Catholics

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            What are you doing in the Philippines?

            Every Easter you papists get together, whip yourselves bloody





            Find big sharp nails





            Stick them into each other's hands





            And pretend to be Jesus, our actual LORD.









            Why would you do this? Do you not care about children?

            Look at these faces and tell me it doesn't bother you they will be sent to Hell where Satan and his minions will have their way with them for all eternity because you've chosen to lie to them!





            Long long ago I used to be a Mary worshipping catlick. It was 12 years ago, and a catholic man was banging on my door, and told me "you've been prayed for today". I would always just say thank you,and close the door, but they kept coming back until I joined the church. At Easter time there was a church celebration. A woman ran up to me flashed me here bare bum handed me an egg, and said "Jam that egg up my bum!" I was still a silly deluded catlick so I did do it. Shortly after that a man asked if he could lick my chest, and nail a screw into my kneecap. After that day I stopped being a catlick, and then after that I became a Christian. I shouldn't have done the things I did I assume jamming eggs up a strangers rectum would be a violation of Leviticus 18:22.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #51
              Re: Question for Catholics

              Originally posted by John Kurn View Post
              ...A woman ran up to me flashed me here bare bum handed me an egg, and said "Jam that egg up my bum!" I was still a silly deluded catlick so I did do it. Shortly after that a man asked if he could lick my chest, and nail a screw into my kneecap...
              Which church was this at? Who was the priest?

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #52
                Re: Question for Catholics

                Originally posted by John Kurn View Post
                Long long ago I used to be a Mary worshipping catlick. It was 12 years ago, and a catholic man was banging on my door, and told me "you've been prayed for today". I would always just say thank you,and close the door, but they kept coming back until I joined the church. At Easter time there was a church celebration. A woman ran up to me flashed me here bare bum handed me an egg, and said "Jam that egg up my bum!" I was still a silly deluded catlick so I did do it. Shortly after that a man asked if he could lick my chest, and nail a screw into my kneecap. After that day I stopped being a catlick, and then after that I became a Christian. I shouldn't have done the things I did I assume jamming eggs up a strangers rectum would be a violation of Leviticus 18:22.
                It doesn't surprise me at all that some Catholics are sodomites and perverts. I don't know where you lived, but in my church the most the priests did was spend way too much time with the boys we all thought were fairies in the cloister. Of course we now know they were probably buggering them senseless.

                As for all the weird stuff you just posted I don't think Father Flanagan would have stood for that sort of silliness. He would, however, have prayed to idols and dead people, which is sick.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #53
                  Re: Question for Catholics

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  cry a bit more, Mary Hailer! We can see your little [katlick kult] game now and we're not sending our children to be molested by your fag, celibate priests any more.
                  This is an ancient Catlick relic that was supressed by the Vatican for centuries. Only NOW is it being distributed to the "parishioners".

                  Coincidence?

                  How many young and adult lives could have been saved if they hadn't just SAT ON IT ? ? ?

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                  • CatholicSteve21
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged papist
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 5

                    #54
                    Re: Question for Catholics

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    What are you doing in the Philippines?

                    Every Easter you papists get together, whip yourselves bloody





                    Find big sharp nails





                    Stick them into each other's hands





                    And pretend to be Jesus, our actual LORD.









                    Why would you do this? Do you not care about children?

                    Look at these faces and tell me it doesn't bother you they will be sent to Hell where Satan and his minions will have their way with them for all eternity because you've chosen to lie to them!






                    These are just extremist and fanatics, they don't represent what the Catholic Church believes or teachers, if you wish to learn what CAtholics really believe check out the Catechism of the Catholic Church. God bless you
                    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #55
                      Re: Question for Catholics

                      Originally posted by CatholicSteve21 View Post
                      These are just extremist and fanatics, they don't represent what the Catholic Church believes or teachers, if you wish to learn what CAtholics really believe check out the Catechism of the Catholic Church. God bless you
                      Hi, thank you for taking the time to answer my question. You say these people are just extremists and fanatics, and yet they follow the instructions laid out in the catechism itself:

                      2015 The way of perfection passes by way of the Cross. There is no holiness without renunciation and spiritual battle. Spiritual progress entails the ascesis and mortification that gradually lead to living in the peace and joy of the Beatitudes
                      Opus Dei (which adheres to all the church's teachings) explains it like this:

                      The foundation of the Church’s teaching on mortification is the fact that Jesus Christ, out of love for mankind, voluntarily accepted suffering and death (his “passion”) as the means to redeem the world from sin. Christians are called to emulate Jesus’ great love and, among other things, join him in his redemptive suffering. Thus Christians are called to “die to themselves.”
                      If this is what your church teaches, why do you not do the same as these faithful cathlics?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22882

                        #56
                        Re: Question for Catholics

                        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                        This is an ancient Catlick relic that was supressed by the Vatican for centuries. Only NOW is it being distributed to the "parishioners".

                        Coincidence?

                        How many young and adult lives could have been saved if they hadn't just SAT ON IT ? ? ?

                        Dear Lord! It looks as if the young gentleman has his hands up the skirt of some paralyzed patient and the rest are looking on with glee!

                        What sort of fiends are these Catlix?
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #57
                          Re: Question for Catholics

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Dear Lord! It looks as if the young gentleman has his hands up the skirt of some paralyzed patient and the rest are looking on with glee!

                          What sort of fiends are these Catlix?
                          Mr. Bathfire, it looks like the catlicks have perverted Proverbs 22:6 beyond all recognition.

                          Very sad.

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