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  • Sophia Chipman
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 59

    #1

    Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

    Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'. What are your thoughts on this blasphemy?
    sigpic"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)
  • Adam_Maudite
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2011
    • 56

    #2
    Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

    Sounds like flammable trash to me. It's important for Right-Believing True Christians to guard their senses against such satanic atheistic falsehood.

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

      Originally posted by Adam_Maudite View Post
      Sounds like flammable trash to me. It's important for Right-Believing True Christians to guard their senses against such satanic atheistic falsehood.
      Amen, Brother. The Bible teaches that Jesus died (temporarily) on the cross, then came back to life and went to Heaven. I don't care what any Dan Brown-wannabe writes. If it disagrees with the Bible, it is blasphemy.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Dr. Isaiah Jones
        Christ's Antiquarius
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

        Originally posted by Sophia Chipman View Post
        Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'. What are your thoughts on this blasphemy?
        This is just typical new-age gnostic nonsense. This kind of fraudulent research has no basis in scripture and thus has no place within the True Christian™ doctrine.
        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
        How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
        The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
        How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
        God HATES Carbon Dating

        2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22882

          #5
          Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

          It's been out some time, and I think we dealt with it. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19590
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

            Originally posted by Sophia Chipman View Post
            Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'.
            Both of those are certainly terrifying fates, but I'd like to meet someone who was able to survive a marriage by using 'facts'!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

              Originally posted by Sophia Chipman View Post
              Apparently a man wrote a book about how Jesus was married, had a wife, and survived the Crucifixion by using 'facts'. What are your thoughts on this blasphemy?
              How exactly does one survive being crucified by using 'facts'?

              It didn't work for the tens of thousands of others crucified by the Romans. No reason to think it worked for Jesus, when His whole reason for coming to Earth was to temporarily sacrifice Himself to Himself, so He could wash away the sins for which He promised to eternally punish us.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Bogdana Alkeav
                Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
                • Mar 2009
                • 241

                #8
                Re: Holy Blood, Holy Grail Blasphemy

                Am I the only one now picturing Jesus making some sort of MacGuyver-esque escape from the cross?

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