[John Bois Ward]

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The above photo was taken from a large telescope at the European Southern Observatory in Chile. Scientific proof that God exists, He has blue eyes, and He is watching you.

[Ivan Jellicle]

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Mr Jellicle,
We can know little directly of Heaven. However, all right-thinking people accept that it is the place to be. I should imagine that it is like life in the 1950s before Godlessness got hold of the world. Freckled boys and girls selling lemonade and delivering newspapers! Newspapers filled with good news – none of this drink, drugs, sex, civil rights, and rock and roll.

I, at one time, shared your concerns about “happy-clappy, turn-the-other-cheek, soft Christians” but then a pastor explained that these are the people who create a god in their own image and that we True Christians™ would have a grandstand seat, watching them being judged – apparently the expression on their faces as they crack the gates of Hell open, will be a sight to behold!

That is truly reassuring - God's love in all it's terrible judgement, separating the wheat from the chav...

Now to business: you seem like a good Christian, why not cut across to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself?

I will do that. Thank you.

[Nobar King]

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The above photo was taken from a large telescope at the European Southern Observatory in Chile. Scientific proof that God exists, He has blue eyes, and He is watching you.[/quote]It's even more convincing when you see BOTH eyes!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think that this probably closes the argument: (where g= God)

[iamyourgod]

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Hey, wait a second! THERE WASNT ANY PROOF IN THERE AT ALL!

[iamyourgod]

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you're a dumbass. im 13 and ill take you out broski. UFC style.

[Nobar King]

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you're a dumbass. im 13 and ill take you out broski. UFC style.

Your threats of assault have been noted and are being forwarded to the DoF, the FBI, and your local police. Better tell mom to hire a good lawyer, this time. This is going to cost a lot. How happy is your mom going to be after you blow all of your college funds on legal defense bills?

You should think about that before you go making threats like that.

[Sir Bernie]

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Do you all recognize the names at the end of the video. Sam Harris, author of the book "The End of Faith", and Richard Dawkins, author of "The God Delusion", are both first class-atheists.
Don't you see the sarcasm of this video? And the funny tone in this video?
I think it is a good one, because this threat shows how narrow minded you all are.
Telling you've send the FBI the threads of a 13 yr old... You are punching people in there faces verbal, telling them your false belives.

Two questions to you, Nobar King:
1. Are you an atheist?
2. Do you love Allah as much as you love your own god?

Cheers,

Your Sir

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]
Telling you've send the FBI the threads of a 13 yr old... You are punching people in there faces verbal, telling them your false belives.

Two phrases; four words
Child Soldiers
Al-Quaida

[Nobar King]

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You have a lot of nerve asking those questions on Sunday, the Lord's day.

[Elizabeth]

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I think that this probably closes the argument: (where g= God)

That doesn't prove anything. It just shows that you think that the scientific among us have a dogmatic belief in science and will take something that has math in it to be true. We're not that stupid.

[Sir Bernie]

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It's not any lords day, it's Sun's day, sunday. But ok, now it's monday, would you like to answer now?

@Ezekiel Bathfire: iamyourgod is no child soldier, nor is he from Al-Quaida. He's one of your young fellow americans who just can't formulate his thoughts properly. btw: those are no real sentences. Just two words, nothing more, nothing less.

And thank YOU, Elizabeth. I thought the same thing.. But try to explain that to these subjects of creationism.

Well, what about the names? Read them? Anyone? Please?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That doesn't prove anything. It just shows that you think that the scientific among us have a dogmatic belief in science and will take something that has math in it to be true.

I think you have taken the first step towards rejecting science and accepting pure unthinking Faith! Well Done!

@Ezekiel Bathfire: iamyourgod is no child soldier, nor is he from Al-Quaida. He's one of your young fellow americans who just can't formulate his thoughts properly.

A retard? They are the worst - You never have any idea what they will do next.

btw: those are no real sentences. Just two words, nothing more, nothing less.

What are you going on about? Who said anything about sentences?

And thank YOU, Elizabeth. I thought the same thing.. But try to explain that to these subjects of creationism.

This isn't an internet dating agency! This is God's Favorite Church. If you want to "walk out" with a young lady, make sure she is a True Christian™ and ask her father's permission!

Well, what about the names? Read them? Anyone? Please?

What names? To whom are you talking?

[Elizabeth]

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I think you have taken the first step towards rejecting science and accepting pure unthinking Faith! Well Done!

Sorry, no such luck. I will never reject science. I just don't automatically believe anything that sounds remotely scientific. I know it may seem so to you uneducated folk, but math and science aren't just a bunch of random numbers and equations thrown together in an attempt to look smart. Believe it or not, those numbers and equations are derived from observations, and they actually mean something! If you could give me an equation that proves the existence of god and explain to me how you derived it, I would open-minded. That "proof" wasn't science. It was a random equation thrown together in an attempt to appeal to us scientists.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

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Sorry, no such luck. I will never reject science. I just don't automatically believe anything that sounds remotely scientific. I know it may seem so to you uneducated folk, but math and science aren't just a bunch of random numbers and equations thrown together in an attempt to look smart. Believe it or not, those numbers and equations are derived from observations, and they actually mean something! If you could give me an equation that proves the existence of god and explain to me how you derived it, I would open-minded. That "proof" wasn't science. It was a random equation thrown together in an attempt to appeal to us scientists.

Lol. I have studied chemicals and science for a while, and I cannot deny it disgusted me a little. On the other hand, it was hilarious!!
Scientists that think it matters going to 0°K, black holes emiting radiation, cryonics, wormholes, all things that MAY be happening or once happen. All childish dreams, made up to try and discredit Jesus.

They are all in THEORY. Now, take the Bible! It is filled with evidence for many things that happened, backed up by multiple people. And they are actual PROOF. Not just a bunch of scientists that get high with each other, then do a bit of wavey-wavey with the magic wand they believe in, and write a theory down that doesnt make sense at all and cant be prooved, but sounds very interesting. Sure they make "observations", but then they continue in their fantasy and think up a nonsense story.

For example, look at these names:
- Stringtheory
- Superstringtheory
- M-theory
- Quantumtheory of gravity
- General relativity theory
- Special relativity theory
- Brane cosmology theory
- Supersymmetry theory

And I could go on like that for a while, and yes, I know something about all of them. I can Assure you they are nothing more than a joke to keep atheists happy.

So how exactly are those theory's "proof"? Hahaha!