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  • #1

    Vultures are proof God exists.

    There is something no atheist can explain about vultures.
    There are really ugly species of vultures like this one:



    Now why are they ugly?

    Are they ugly because they eat rotten dead animals and evolution made them ugly? No of course not. Why would evolution make something ugly because of its food selection?

    Or are they ugly just because we humans psychologically think they are ugly because of the despisable food they take? Of course not. Many people don't even know what they eat and find them ugly!

    So why are they ugly?
    Because God made them ugly. Case closed atheists.
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  • #2
    Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

    It's amazing to me how simple the Answers are, and yet no doubt some atheist will come in here and try to convince you to believe in evolution anyway.
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    • #3
      Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

      Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
      There is something no atheist can explain about vultures.
      There are really ugly species of vultures like this one:



      Now why are they ugly?

      Are they ugly because they eat rotten dead animals and evolution made them ugly? No of course not. Why would evolution make something ugly because of its food selection?

      Or are they ugly just because we humans psychologically think they are ugly because of the despisable food they take? Of course not. Many people don't even know what they eat and find them ugly!

      So why are they ugly?
      Because God made them ugly. Case closed atheists.
      This completely destroys the theory of evolution this should be our next biggest starting point to debunk and deframe the satanic theory of evilution.

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      • #4
        Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

        Further proof that God exists is that eagles are beautiful. God knew a large beautiful bird was needed for the national symbol of His favorite country. In an instant, the eagle.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          There is something no atheist can explain about vultures.
          There are really ugly species of vultures like this one:



          Now why are they ugly?

          Are they ugly because they eat rotten dead animals and evolution made them ugly? No of course not. Why would evolution make something ugly because of its food selection?

          Or are they ugly just because we humans psychologically think they are ugly because of the despisable food they take? Of course not. Many people don't even know what they eat and find them ugly!

          So why are they ugly?
          Because God made them ugly. Case closed atheists.
          Hello Titus,

          These are all fair points. Vultures eat rotting dead animals, not all are ugly though:


          Human psychology might have to do with it but it can´t put my finger on it.

          Kind regards,

          Roland
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • #6
            Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

            Originally posted by Roland View Post
            Hello Titus,

            These are all fair points. Vultures eat rotting dead animals, not all are ugly though:


            Human psychology might have to do with it but it can´t put my finger on it.

            Kind regards,

            Roland

            That creature not only looks ugly, but also vaguely impatient.


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            • #7
              Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

              It's just insane how this thread is smashing on Darwin.
              I bet Darwin never even visited Africa to see how vultures completly
              shut down his theory. Guy had a giant fetish for this small island with turtles on it. Fail!
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              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
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              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • #8
                Re: Vultures are proof God exists.

                Anyone deny that God made vultures ugly is basically irrational. There are enough people here to confirm that they are ugly.
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