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  • How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

    I just read about this well-intentioned rapper who wants to raise $200,000 to prove that the earth is flat. I don't have that kind of money but I think it's a good idea.
    Rapper B.o.B. Has Started a GoFundMe Campaign to Prove That the Earth Is Flat

    Rapper B.o.B., who made waves last year for tweeting that the Earth is flat, now wants your help to prove his theory.

    Late last week, he started a GoFundMe campaign, Show BoB The Curve, aiming to find evidence that the planet is actually round.

    "Help support B.o.B purchase and launch multiple satellites into space," reads the fundraising page's description. "He will be keeping you updated with step-by-step documentation of the process! Help B.o.B find the curve!"
    Last year, the rapper feuded with Neil deGrasse Tyson over the Earth's curvature

    Someone should tell him that he could save a lot of money- just not me.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

    I think once people understand the sun is also flat, half the work will be done.

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    • #3
      Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

      A verse will suffice.

      Revelation 7:1
      And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.




      Such a simple question and Jesus provides the perfect answer!


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      • #4
        Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

        Why just the earth? How do you explain all the other planets? Are they flat too? Logic has gone completely out the window on this one.

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        • #5
          Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

          I had to look this raper up, and at first I thought he looked a bit Nigerian, so I assumed he was one of those scammers out to steal our money to buy the dope. But then I saw he had feuded with Neil deGross Tyson and realized that this was a young man well on his way to becoming an ex-Negro.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • #6
            Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

            Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
            Why just the earth? How do you explain all the other planets? Are they flat too? Logic has gone completely out the window on this one.

            Why wouldn't they be flat? Have you ever visited one of them?
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #7
              Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

              Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
              Why just the earth? How do you explain all the other planets? Are they flat too? Logic has gone completely out the window on this one.
              When I take my telescope out and look though it at, say, Jupiter, I see a small disc. Not a ball, a disc.

              That's empirical logic for you, dear.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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              • #8
                Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                Do any of you even watch the news? Cassini spacecraft just crashed into Saturn, but not before taking amazing photos of the planet and rings, and when you observe the sheer, it's a sphere! That's just super recent example.

                You can't be lazy with science and just stare at things with the naked eye. There's a method to it all.

                Bassila, yes, that's what they did in the 14th century before Galileo came around. They might have said the same thing.

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                • #9
                  Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                  Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                  Do any of you even watch the news? Cassini spacecraft just crashed into Saturn, but not before taking amazing photos of the planet and rings, and when you observe the sheer, it's a sphere! That's just super recent example.

                  You can't be lazy with science and just stare at things with the naked eye. There's a method to it all.
                  I have two words for you, dear.

                  Fake News.

                  How could a "spacecraft" (clearly an invention of science fiction writers) crash into a light on the firmament without damaging that light? That just doesn't make any sense whatsoever!

                  Genesis 1:16-18
                  16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: [he made] the stars also.
                  17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
                  18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #10
                    Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                    Spacecraft sounds like witchcraft? Seems pretty suspect to me.

                    I'm all for empirical logic. I think we should march all the illegals in our country to the edge of the world and let them fall off. Logic.

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                    • #11
                      Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                      Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                      Do any of you even watch the news? Cassini spacecraft just crashed into Saturn, but not before taking amazing photos of the planet and rings, and when you observe the sheer, it's a sphere! That's just super recent example.

                      You can't be lazy with science and just stare at things with the naked eye. There's a method to it all.

                      Bassila, yes, that's what they did in the 14th century before Galileo came around. They might have said the same thing.

                      Hollyweird special effects, just like the moon landing hoax.
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • #12
                        Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                        I like to use the Science of Observation at every opportunity.

                        When I am standing and drop a golf ball I observe it falls. There is not other explanation except that God is pushing it down. That's science.

                        When I look out the window, I can see the earth is flat. That it the Science of Observation. I realize other stuff appears in science textbooks, but it is not based on Observation.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • #13
                          Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                          I forgot to mention the link to the GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/show-bob-the-Curve
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                            Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                            Do any of you even watch the news? Cassini spacecraft just crashed into Saturn,
                            I bet you think "Star Wars" is a documentary...
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                            • #15
                              Re: How can we help B.o.B. prove the earth is flat?

                              Quite simple. Drop a ball straight to the ground. It bounces straight up. If the Earth was a curved surface the ball would bounce at an angle.

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