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  • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Help me out here: we didn't go over "trans-lucid" when I was home-schooled. What does that mean?



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    I meant translucent. I type fast. Is it better now ? What else you got ?
    Matthew 12:30:
    He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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    • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

      Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
      I meant translucent. I type fast. Is it better now ? What else you got ?
      What's the rush? Don't you think it's better to be correct than fast?

      You need to relax.

      (Luke 12:27) "Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these."



      YiC,

      Zech
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      • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

        Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
        That is not correct.
        There are a lot of stuff that is not mentioned in the Holy Bible (KJV1611) that does exist anyway, such as hamburgers and handguns.

        But anything that contradicts the Bible (KJV1611) is obviously false.
        Oh boy, don't even get me started on the contradictions in the bible, because if you do, I will laugh at you.

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        What's the rush? Don't you think it's better to be correct than fast?

        You need to relax.

        Zech
        Nah, I'm relaxed, I lighted up a cigarette, got my hot Earl Grey....but I still type fast. I know you can understand that...
        Matthew 12:30:
        He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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        • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

          Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
          ...but I still type fast. I know you can understand that...
          No, you don't KNOW that people can understand your gibberish.

          You're just showing how little you respect anyone else. By posting crap with spelling and grammatical errors (and words that just plain don't exist), you expect others to somehow divine your true meaning. When they "fail" your test, you've got an immediate way out, with more "but that's not what I really meant" bullshit which only derails the conversation for a couple more pages.

          So are you going to make an effort to make yourself clearly understood, or are you just going to waste more of these people's time?

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          • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

            Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
            Oh boy, don't even get me started on the contradictions in the bible, because if you do, I will laugh at you.
            Friend,

            If you think there are contradictions in The Bible, please post them so we can show you were you are wrong and a total drooling idiot for even thinking there is a contradiction.

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            • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

              Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
              Oh boy, don't even get me started on the contradictions in the bible, because if you do, I will laugh at you.
              I always teach the children that only the 1611 King James Bible is to be trusted. It is the only version approved by Jesus and also the only version without contradictions. All other versions of the Bible have been made by Satan to make Jesus look bad.

              Bibles to avoid: All Bibles for children or foreigners, American Standard Version, Amplified Bible, Douay-Rheims, English Standard Version, New American Standard Bible, New English Translation, New International Version, New Living Translation, New Revised Standard Version, Orthodox Study Bible, Revised Standard Version, The Message, Today's New International Version, World English Bible and Young's Literal Translation.
              Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

              John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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              • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Friend,

                If you think there are contradictions in The Bible, please post them so we can show you were you are wrong and a total drooling idiot for even thinking there is a contradiction.
                First off I'm not your friend.
                So you call me an idiot ? Oh man, I wish you'd do that standing in front of me...
                And so you know, "were" and "where" are tow different words with two different meanings. Just helping you not make the same mistake again.

                So, we were at contradictions, weren't we ?

                Here you go :

                1.
                PSA 145:9 The lord is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
                JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the lord: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.


                2.
                EXO 15:3 The lord is a man of war: the lord is his name.
                ROM 15:33 Now the god of peace be with you all. Amen.


                3.
                MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
                LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.


                4.
                JOH 10:30 I and my father are one.
                JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the father: for my father is greater than I.


                5.
                ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
                DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.


                6.
                JOB 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
                JOB 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.


                7.
                PSA 92:12: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree."
                ISA 57:1: "The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart."


                8.
                EXO 24:9,10; AMO 9:1; GEN 26:2; and JOH 14:9
                God CAN be seen:
                "And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (EXO 33:23)
                "And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend." (EXO 33:11)
                "For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved." (GEN 32:30)
                God CANNOT be seen:
                "No man hath seen God at any time." (JOH 1:18)
                "And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live." (EXO 33:20)
                "Whom no man hath seen nor can see." (1TIM 6:16)


                9.
                "I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy." (JER 13:14) "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not, but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling."
                "The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy." (JAS 5:11)
                "For his mercy endureth forever." (1CH 16:34)
                "The Lord is good to all, and his tender mercies are over all his works." (PSA 145:9)
                "God is love." (1JO 4:16)


                10.
                PRO 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
                PRO 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.


                11. and I think my piece of resistance :
                Here is the order in the first (Genesis 1), the Priestly tradition:
                Day 1: Sky, Earth, light
                Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)
                Day 3: Plants
                Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)
                Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)
                Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)
                Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off anyone ever did)
                Note that there are "days," "evenings," and "mornings" before the Sun was created. Here, the Deity is referred to as "Elohim," which is a plural, thus the literal translation, "the Gods." In this tale, the Gods seem satisfied with what they have done, saying after each step that "it was good."
                The second one (Genesis 2), the Yahwist tradition, goes:
                Earth and heavens (misty)
                Adam, the first man (on a desolate Earth)
                Plants
                Animals
                Eve, the first woman (from Adam's rib)


                Will that suffice ?
                Matthew 12:30:
                He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                  Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
                  First off I'm not your friend.
                  I always teach the children about Matthew 12:30. It teaches us that those who are not Jesus' friends, are His enemies: "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad." Since you tell a friend of Jesus you refuse his friendship, that makes you an enemy of Jesus. You will burn in Hell for that.

                  So you call me an idiot?
                  I always teach the children they should tell the truth, in this case you being a complete idiot, even if that makes them unpopular. Jesus talks about idiots like you: Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

                  Oh man, I wish you'd do that standing in front of me...
                  I always teach the children that violence is only a solution when God allows it. For example to kill His enemies. In all other cases it is not allowed. 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
                  Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

                  John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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                  • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                    Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post

                    Here you go :

                    1.
                    PSA 145:9 The lord is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
                    JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the lord: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                    Read the Ten. It's right there in Exodus 20. God rewards those He chooses to, those who follow Him in deeds and sacrifice and sometimes those He calls though they have never even heard of Him like Cyrus the Great of Persia.

                    I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
                    2.
                    EXO 15:3 The lord is a man of war: the lord is his name.
                    ROM 15:33 Now the god of peace be with you all. Amen.
                    Well, I hardly expect you to be able to understand the many subtle nuances and characteristics of God. Next, I suppose you'll be telling me He's a jealous God too.

                    Our LORD is filled with many emotions much like humans. After all, we are created in His image.

                    3.
                    MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
                    LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.
                    He had two names, of course. Many people in the Bible have two names and there are an amazing number of people with the same name, except in the case of the Gospels. Those were all written by their apostle namesake.

                    4.
                    JOH 10:30 I and my father are one.
                    JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the father: for my father is greater than I.
                    As I was saying before about the many natures and faces of our One True triune God with many names.


                    5.
                    ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
                    DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
                    Yes, well Isaiah 14 is a prophecy specifically for the Jews. As the beginning of Judges tells us, that the children of Israel didn't take all the land from the Canaanites as God had told them they would. This is clearly their fault because they refused to do what God told them to do, so the prophecy didn't come true.

                    6.
                    JOB 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
                    JOB 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
                    Read up on our creation sciences threads. We go over these often.

                    Not bothering with the rest of your SAB copy paste claptrap.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                      Originally posted by Techno Bob View Post
                      I always teach the children about Matthew 12:30. It teaches us that those who are not Jesus' friends, are His enemies: "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad." Since you tell a friend of Jesus you refuse his friendship, that makes you an enemy of Jesus. You will burn in Hell for that.

                      I always teach the children they should tell the truth, in this case you being a complete idiot, even if that makes them unpopular. Jesus talks about idiots like you: Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

                      I always teach the children that violence is only a solution when God allows it. For example to kill His enemies. In all other cases it is not allowed. 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
                      I feel sorry for the children you teach to, they will grow up indoctrinated with your stupid ideas about everything that's around you.

                      You tell me I'm an idiot simply because you believe so ? Well, I think you're a pedophile. And I'd looooooooooove to meet you. I'd fuck you up so bad even your own mother wouldn't recognize you.

                      I think I'm done here. You all proved me how close minded you are. I truly hope you'd find a deserted island to move there and live the rest of your pathetic lives without science and everything that science and technology gave you to make your sorry lives easier and more pleasurable. Just you and your stupid and obedient wives, so you can inbreed all you want. By the way, if adam and eve had two sons, that means they fucked their own mother to have children ? Or they went to the next village and get some women ?

                      To believe in god just to make sure you go to heaven is not good enough. With that being said.....fuck you all.
                      Peace out.
                      Matthew 12:30:
                      He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                      • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                        PSA 145:9 The lord is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
                        JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the lord: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.


                        I thought you were going to post contradictions not what are almost parallel verses!

                        Q: Who is saying, Psa:145:9?
                        A: A True Christian
                        Q: Who does the speaker say is "all"?
                        A: "The same "all" that God means, i.e. All those who follow Him

                        Q: "What is Jeremiah saying?"
                        A: "He is saying that those who will not follow the Lord will be slain without mercy and in such a way as to encourage others towards God, for they are the enemies of the soul and of God." (See Deuteronomy 13:6-10 )

                        Q: "How, then do these come together?"
                        A: "In short, as we read those verses, we are reassured the "The Lord knows His Own." and will protect His sheep.
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                        • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          ....the lord will be slain without mercy and in such a way as to encourage others towards god...
                          Like inducing fear into people to turn to god ? Hmm.....what does this remind me of ? I know ! Hitler, Stalin, Ceausescu, Sadam and so on...
                          They all did that, they all killed people who did not follow their rules.
                          Matthew 12:30:
                          He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                          • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                            Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
                            I feel sorry for the children you teach to, they will grow up indoctrinated with your stupid ideas about everything that's around you.

                            You tell me I'm an idiot simply because you believe so ? Well, I think you're a pedophile. And I'd looooooooooove to meet you. I'd piffle you up so bad even your own mother wouldn't recognize you.

                            I think I'm done here. You all proved me how close minded you are. I truly hope you'd find a deserted island to move there and live the rest of your pathetic lives without science and everything that science and technology gave you to make your sorry lives easier and more pleasurable. Just you and your stupid and obedient wives, so you can inbreed all you want. By the way, if adam and eve had two sons, that means they piffleed their own mother to have children ? Or they went to the next village and get some women ?

                            To believe in god just to make sure you go to heaven is not good enough. With that being said.....piffle you all.
                            Peace out.
                            Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

                            No wonder Jesus does not speak to you. No doubt your breath has the acrid stench of the Devils rectum on it. You have some serious praying to do if you think God is going to let you into Heaven.

                            It is comments the you spew that make me happy I keep my family safely ensconced away from the general population.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                              Dear Lord, you are ornery aren't you? Did "Hitler, Stalin, Ceausescu, Sadam and so on..." do anything to give you Eternal Life? Did any of them create the Heavens and the Earth and all that is in it? Did any of them do anything worthy of Praise?

                              No, sir! They did not!

                              We are in this Vale of Tears for but a short while; we are guided by God's Book and then an eternity of Bliss. I should think that a few sinners going to Hell, sinners who who were making their way there anyway, would be of little concern in the great scheme of things.

                              And how simple it is to receive this gift! If I were to say to you (and I urge you to consider this) "I will give you life everlasting when you are dead and it won't cost you a thing." You would be amazed at my generosity - Yet God has been offering this for 6000 years - ever since Adam and Eve, and then Jesus comes along and makes it even more immediate!

                              A bargain for the soul.
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                              • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                                Originally posted by IBelieveInMyself View Post
                                And I'd looooooooooove to meet you. I'd piffle you up so bad even your own mother wouldn't recognize you.
                                Ah. An internet tough guy trying to incite violence through a computer monitor. Refreshingly original.

                                Or are you coming on to us? That's a lot of o's in the word love. Is that you mentally lining each of us up, bending us over to commence your fantasies of engaging in anal sex with us? I must decline your offer. I'd rather spend my eternity in Heaven, thank you very much. Enjoy your eternal drowning in the lake of fire, my friend.

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