[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Nothing at all wrong with the cucumber, and it can be used to make a very nice Pasta salad....

Cucumber Pasta Salad
INGREDIENTS

* 30 g rotelle pasta
* 4 English cucumbers - peeled, quartered and chopped
* 4 stalks celery, chopped
* 1 large onion, chopped
* 240 g creamy salad dressing
* 235 ml buttermilk
* 4 g celery seed

DIRECTIONS

1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain.
2. In large bowl, combine pasta, cucumber, celery and onion. In small bowl, combine dressing, buttermilk and celery seed. Toss salad with dressing and serve.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What kind of man eats salad?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What kind of man eats salad?

As disgusting as it is to relate with atheists "tossing the salad" doesn't refer to a Godly, nutritious meal.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What kind of man eats salad?

Worse than that, what kind of man posts recipes?!!?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Cumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Perhaps a good move Pastor. Who knows what your neighbor truly means by the word "pickle" and our Lord has tasked us with being our brother's keeper.

That neighbor's cucumber plants were starting to get tall, so I did like I said and sprayed them real good with Round-Up late Thursday night. By yesterday morning, they were dead.

I don't know who saw me and ratted me out, but he came over today banging on my door and demanding to know why I killed his cucumbers. I explained everything, and the look on his face was priceless. He looked like he didn't know whether to crack up laughing or punch me.

He told me I was crazy. Well, I'm not the one growing tough skinned phallic vegetables in the sight of a vengeful God. THAT'S crazy.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What kind of man eats salad?

It will be summer soon, a salad is nice in summer, and being confidant in my sexuality I do not fear some foods in the way that one less confident might do

Worse than that, what kind of man posts recipes?!!?

And would you care to tell me just what percentage of the worlds top chefs are NOT men? Mind you that has more to do with sexual inequalities in the work place, but the point still stands that plenty of men like to cook

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

And would you care to tell me just what percentage of the worlds top chefs are NOT men?

0%

Mind you that has more to do with sexual inequalities in the work place, but the point still stands that plenty of men like to cook

You know that sort of statement is the sort of thing that Demoncrats and fluffy-bunny False Christians believe. The truth of the matter is somewhat more prosaic. God puts man in charge of women for a reason – brain-size.

A woman’s place is in the kitchen of her home where a man might be around to supervise. I’m sure you would not want

(a) your wife employed
(b) her out until all hours of the night
(c ) to think, even for one moment, that she had any authority to tell male sous-chefs or waiters what to do
(d) her to give herself a headache thinking of new recipes on her own without the women’s church group to consult
(e) expect her to create new and complex dishes for a variety of other men.
(f) out touching things at that time of the month and
(h) deserting your many children.

No sir, lest you forget, a woman’s place is in the … (complete this well-known phrase or saying.)

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

0% You know that sort of statement is the sort of thing that Demoncrats and fluffy-bunny False Christians believe. The truth of the matter is somewhat more prosaic. God puts man in charge of women for a reason – brain-size.

A woman’s place is in the kitchen of her home where a man might be around to supervise. I’m sure you would not want

(a) your wife employed
(b) her out until all hours of the night
(c ) to think, even for one moment, that she had any authority to tell male sous-chefs or waiters what to do
(d) her to give herself a headache thinking of new recipes on her own without the women’s church group to consult
(e) expect her to create new and complex dishes for a variety of other men.
(f) out touching things at that time of the month and
(h) deserting your many children.

No sir, lest you forget, a woman’s place is in the … (complete this well-known phrase or saying.)

And how does this support the notion that a man should not post a recipe now and again?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

How does it not?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

And how does this support the notion that a man should not post a recipe now and again?

Mr Feddie, I suspect something in your diet has addled your brain.

1. You are not a chef
2. You should not be passing yourself off to married women on this forum
3. How are you to know that certain husbands have not forbidden their wife from making this dish? It is an affront to their dignity and authority
4. nor attempting to over-excite nubile young ladies without the knowledge of their father
5. Such exotic dishes may raise the humors of all women and cause discomfort amongst the males of Landover.
6. You give an effeminate impression that you are concerned with the ways of the kitchen.

Sufficient?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

1. You are not a chef

True, and I never claimed to be

2. You should not be passing yourself off to married women on this forum

Not trying to pass myself to anyone, I have one wife and while I hold nothing against those that have more, or indeed women that have more then one husband, I am VERY happy with the one I have and am not looking for any more, even on a part time basis.

3. How are you to know that certain husbands have not forbidden their wife from making this dish? It is an affront to their dignity and authority

I just share the joy of Pasta with others, it is form them to chose if the information I give is suitable for the path they have chosen.

4. nor attempting to over-excite nubile young ladies without the knowledge of their father

I did not know you felt that a Pasta Salad could be that exciting

5. Such exotic dishes may raise the humors of all women and cause discomfort amongst the males of Landover.

Not particulaly exotic as Pasta dishes go (the one listed below is much more exotic, try looking its name up)

6. You give an effeminate impression that you are concerned with the ways of the kitchen.

Are you sure about your orintation Mr Bathfire? That you should worry about appearing effeminate purly for having an interest in food shows that you may have some issues you have not worked out.

Sufficient?

No not realy, as a praticing Pastafarian knowing the ways of Pasta is an act of faith.


Pasta Puttanesca
All the ingredients are just as easy to put your hands on, making this a quick and satisfying meal!
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 onion - finely chopped
2 cloves garlic - finely chopped
4 anchovy fillets - chopped
1 small red chili - deseeded and finely chopped
2 teaspoons capers - rinsed and drained
8 pitted black olives - quartered
14 oz (420g) canned tomatoes - chopped
½ teaspoon sea salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
7 oz (200g) spaghetti


HEAT 2 tablespoons of the oil in a frying pan over a medium heat and cook the onion for 6 minutes, stirring occasionally. ADD the garlic and anchovies and cook for a minute, stirring to break up the anchovies. ADD the chili, capers, olives, tomatoes, salt and pepper, and bring to the boil. REDUCE the heat to medium-low and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. WHILE the sauce is simmering, cook the pasta. DRAIN the cooked pasta into a colander and put the sauce in the bottom of the pot. TOP with the hot pasta, parsley and reserved tablespoon of olive oil, and toss together gently to combine.

[JennyD]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Pasta Puttanesca

Pastors, please do something! This "man" is trying to use pasta to tempt us into whoredoms . . . this recipe is for "Pasta Make of Prostitute"!

No doubt, this is a despicable attempt to cast a wicked Pastafarian voodoo spell upon the Godly women of Landover.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Pastors, please do something! This "man" is trying to use pasta to tempt us into whoredoms . . . this recipe is for "Pasta Make of Prostitute"!

No doubt, this is a despicable attempt to cast a wicked Pastafarian voodoo spell upon the Godly women of Landover.

Surly you have nothing to fear from a nice quick and tasty Pasta based meal?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Surly you have nothing to fear from a nice quick and tasty Pasta based meal?

I'll have you know that sister Jenny is a fine, upstanding True Christian(tm) girl! She has no interest in your ungodly carbohydrates!


Besides that, there is a cellulite issue involved....A rather substantial one actually....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Surly you have nothing to fear from a nice quick and tasty Pasta based meal?

Sufficient to say Jesus never touched pasta or any such foreign nonsense so neither should we Christians.