[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

OM MY GOD! YOU ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

No, take BACK the world from the secularist Jesus-haters.

Sarah Palin is on our side. Won't you join us? After all, she'll be President by March (after McCain has a stroke).

[BloodyBore]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

OM MY GOD! YOU ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

If this site is not a p.a.r.o.d.y. than it's really dangerous. This people would happily revive inquisition.

Good thing that inquisition or any similar movements are now forbidden by law but it can be dangerous the same say...for instance what happened to Sophie Lencaster. This kind of hatred-motivated murders happen every day and sites like this promote it. There's been petitions to shut this down because of fraud and possible danger but yet nothing has been done.

You're so concerned about Sophie Lancaster that you can't even bother to spell her name correctly?

Let's see . . . one post, you're claiming we're all making a joke. Then you say that we're horribly dangerous and there have been "petitions" to silence our freedom of religious expression.

Clearly, you're not an American if you support such things.

Now, to reiterate: Sophie Lancaster was not murdered. She was EXECUTED for being a WITCH. That is GOD'S COMMANDMENT.

Get it yet?

We would NOT revive the Inquisition, as that was a Catholic perversion. We ARE, however, supporters of Christian Reconstruction, also known as "Dominionism".

http://www.religioustolerance.org/reconstr.htm

Christian Reconstructionism arose out of conservative Presbyterianism in the early 1970's. Followers believe "that every area dominated by sin must be 'reconstructed' in terms of the Bible." 1

Its most common form, Dominionism, represents one of the most extreme forms of Fundamentalist Christianity thought. Its followers, called Dominionists, are attempting to peacefully convert the laws of United States so that they match those of the Hebrew Scriptures. They intend to achieve this by using the freedom of religion in the US to train a generation of children in private Christian religious schools. Later, their graduates will be charged with the responsibility of creating a new Bible-based political, religious and social order. One of the first tasks of this order will be to eliminate religious choice and freedom. Their eventual goal is to achieve the "Kingdom of God" in which much of the world is converted to Christianity. They feel that the power of God's word will bring about this conversion. No armed force or insurrection will be needed; in fact, they believe that there will be little opposition to their plan. People will willingly accept it. All that needs to be done is to properly explain it to them.

All religious organizations, congregations etc. other than strictly Fundamentalist Christianity would be suppressed. Nonconforming Evangelical, main line and liberal Christian religious institutions would no longer be allowed to hold services, organize, proselytize, etc. Society would revert to the laws and punishments of the Hebrew Scriptures. Any person who advocated or practiced other religious beliefs outside of their home would be tried for idolatry and executed. Blasphemy, adultery and homosexual behavior would be criminalized; those found guilty would also be executed. At that time that this essay was originally written, this was the only religious movement in North America of which we were aware which advocates genocide for followers of minority religions and non-conforming members of their own religion. Since then, we have learned of two conservative Christian pastors in Texas who have advocated the execution of all Wiccans.

Now, can we please return to the topic of the thread, the fact that the Earth is flat?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

This people would happily revive inquisition.
Good thing that inquisition or any similar movements are now forbidden by law [...]

The Department of Faith will be the organ of choice - the Inquisition was a vile, godless invention of sadistic, satan worshippers gathered together in the largest business conglomerate the world has ever seen - the church of Rome.

[Freethinker]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

If this site is not a p.a.r.o.d.y. than it's really dangerous. This people would happily revive inquisition.
Good thing that inquisition or any similar movements are now forbidden by law but it can be dangerous the same say...for instance what happened to Sophie Lencaster. This kind of hatred-motivated murders happen every day and sites like this promote it. There's been petitions to shut this down because of fraud and possible danger but yet nothing has been done.

They have an interesting spell corrector here huh.

For instance if I wanted to call everyon here a m.o.r.o.n. and type m.o.r.o.n. it translates it to mormon.

[BloodyBore]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It actually scares me that there are people like this freely roaming in our society.

If this site is not a p.a.r.o.d.y. than it's really dangerous. This people would happily revive inquisition.
Good thing that inquisition or any similar movements are now forbidden by law but it can be dangerous the same say...for instance what happened to Sophie Lencaster. This kind of hatred-motivated murders happen every day and sites like this promote it. There's been petitions to shut this down because of fraud and possible danger but yet nothing has been done.

[Freethinker]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Yeah, pretty much.



See the webpage for the details. Or rent Space Cowboys. Did you think that was real, too? That Clint Eastwood really went into "space"? It's called a fantasy story, just like the Narnia stories, or Star Wars.

The so-called "space program" is merely a means to divert billions of taxpayer dollars into the pockets of thieving Demoncrats.

I guess you missed the whole point about light bending, huh? It's an optical illusion.

I'm not sure what that has to do with fake moon landings. However, try reading THIS.

Do you think that several hundred thousand posts is some sort of joke?

We are as serious as the very fires of God's Hell, Feebthinker! We give God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit every ounce of the love and respect He deserves!

Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven with us, and spend eternity servicing God and praising Him without ceasing?

Mythbusters looked at all the "moon landing was faked" myths and busted them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wym04J_3Ls0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qye0n0_m1Wg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMBCfuKs9i8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI8qys7LFOU

Do you think that several hundred thousand posts is some sort of joke?

No, its really sad.

We are as serious as the very fires of God's Hell, Feebthinker! We give God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit every ounce of the love and respect He deserves!

Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven with us, and spend eternity servicing God and praising Him without ceasing?

Not in a million eternities.

[BloodyBore]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

Yes, I really think that. Actually it even says in wikipedia. And call it "wiccanpedia" if you want but then don't quote things from there.
Or there's the worst option...that you people here really believe this things. And that the earth is flat.

In that case, then you all here are really sick and need to go to a psychiatrist and presto! I know this is a hard thing to say but the internet is not real life... and this parole claims you do on this site may seem innocent but can originate serious problems like terrorist attempts and murder, etc.

So if you are joking you'd better stop. It's not funny. But if you are serious than you know...there's people who'd try to help you... and give you back a healthy social relation.

[Freethinker]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It's of no use, FreeThinker. This is a divine revelation site.

I know. It is usless to agrue with them.

There is nothing divine about closing your minds to that which is obvious to anyone with a 3rd grade education.

It actually scares me that there are people like this freely roaming in our society.

(Site bookmarked for endless humor)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I didn't said that it was a "divine relation site". They must have some kind of automatic translation.

What I meant was that this is a (word that means something is not true but a comedy) site.

Do you really think there would be hundreds of thousands of posts on a little gag website? Are you some sort of a retarded, Boob?

[BloodyBore]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I didn't said that it was a "divine relation site". They must have some kind of automatic translation.

What I meant was that this is a (word that means something is not true but a comedy) site.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It's of no use, FreeThinker. This is a divine revelation site.

Indeed it is, BloodyBoob. We focus on the divine revelations given by God to man in the Holy KJV Bible, as intently as you focus on your Super Mario Gay-laxatives game.

[BloodyBore]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

It's of no use, FreeThinker. This is a parody site.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

I suppose all the live video feeds from NASA were photoshopped too.

Yeah, pretty much.

MOON LANDING HOAX theory or fact?
Top 10 Reasons Why No Man Has
Ever Set Foot on the Moon.
Was the MOON LANDING fake? YES.

See the webpage for the details. Or rent Space Cowboys. Did you think that was real, too? That Clint Eastwood really went into "space"? It's called a fantasy story, just like the Narnia stories, or Star Wars.

The so-called "space program" is merely a means to divert billions of taxpayer dollars into the pockets of thieving Demoncrats.

Ever fly in a plane or been on the ocean and looked at the curved horizon in the distance??? Does god photoshop tha curve in the distance every time someone looks there???

I guess you missed the whole point about light bending, huh? It's an optical illusion.

BTW How many revisions has the Bible been through over the years???

I'm not sure what that has to do with fake moon landings. However, try reading THIS.

I seriously can't believe that this site isn't a spoof site.

Do you think that several hundred thousand posts is some sort of joke?

We are as serious as the very fires of God's Hell, Feebthinker! We give God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit every ounce of the love and respect He deserves!

Wouldn't you like to go to Heaven with us, and spend eternity servicing God and praising Him without ceasing?

[Freethinker]

Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photoshop

Great non-answer!!! You know if you close your eyes the pictures don't exist either!

I suppose all the live video feeds from NASA were photoshopped too.

Ever fly in a plane or been on the ocean and looked at the curved horizon in the distance??? Does god photoshop tha curve in the distance every time someone looks there???


BTW How many revisions has the Bible been through over the years???



I seriously can't believe that this site isn't a spoof site.