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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #1

    Bananas Prove God Exists

    See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #2
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!
    What a moving video, Pastor Zeke. I can't imagine how anyone would continue to refuse God's love after that very scientific (forgive me Jesus) video. As for Van Hellhoud, she's too busy eating a different kind of banana to watch that video.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      Praise Jesus! Hellyweird commits several crimes against God every day, but one of the biggest crimes is not giving Kirk Cameron starring roles in major motion pictures. The only reason they won't give him the parts is because he's a Christian, and they know the public would flock to see him in Godly roles!
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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      • BornAgain
        Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 146

        #4
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        One of the best produced videos I've ever seen. It debunks atheism and makes Darwinists look like the fools that they are.

        Of course, they're too busy doing something else ungodly with a banana to watch this.
        Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          It also proves that God has a sense of irony, since the monkey cult is refuted by a banana. Thank You, Jesus!
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
            President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
            Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #6
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!
            Not only does it prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that evilution is a lie and that God created everything from cars to boat houses, but it was done in a clean True Christian fashion.

            PRAISE!!!!
            Last edited by Remy Lebeau; 02-02-2007, 12:17 AM.
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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #7
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              Uhh.....could someone summarize the contents for me? Surf Control blocks that site.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551

                #8
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Uhh.....could someone summarize the contents for me? Surf Control blocks that site.
                Perhaps Jesus is preventing you from seeing the Truth© for some reason. It could be a sign that you are a lost cause and no longer worth our time.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • mollychu
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 143

                  #9
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  A youtube site? I thought you guys hated youtube or something...or was that myspace? or both?

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                  • Sister Tinny
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 23

                    #10
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    I love eating atheist's nightmares!

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                    • mollychu
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 143

                      #11
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by Sister Tinny View Post
                      I love eating atheist's nightmares!

                      ...gengar!




                      he eats dreams. i always loved this little guy....
                      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-02-2007, 07:14 PM. Reason: Gibberish erased

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                        NOW you're worried about your posts being filled with gibberish?
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • mollychu
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 143

                          #13
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          NOW you're worried about your posts being filled with gibberish?

                          when its filled with my personal computer stuff then YES i am!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                            when its filled with my personal computer stuff then YES i am!
                            The D.O.F. already has all that information. But with all the perverts and degenerates that keep coming here to persecute True Christians, I'd be worried too.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              For your information, Zeke, Surf Control blocks certain sites at work that have either inappropriate content or that might possibly have viruses. Inappropriate content includes games and video sites.
                              Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-02-2007, 03:11 AM.
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