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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #46
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by the dud View Post
    You should stop offending others
    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
    Ecclesiastes 7:5
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • the dud
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2007
      • 96

      #47
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post


      So we can believe whatever we want, as long as we don't believe that sodomite demons are sodomite demons?
      If we (me and mister A.H.) would be sodomite demons you would be one too.

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      • mister A.H.
        • Feb 2007
        • 78

        #48
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other. It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal. You should try to respect other people. You realy don't have to believe them, you don't have to like them either, just show some respect.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #49
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
          My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other. It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal. You should try to respect other people. You realy don't have to believe them, you don't have to like them either, just show some respect.
          You two little foreign faggots are beginning to irritate me. YOU show US some respect. I didn't come to your luzer country and try to tell you what to think, you came here. Start by making a generous tithe to pay for the bandwidth you are wasting with your heathen nonsense before I ban the both of you.

          Damn all frenchies anyhow.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • mister A.H.
            • Feb 2007
            • 78

            #50
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            You two little foreign faggots are beginning to irritate me. YOU show US some respect. I didn't come to your luzer country and try to tell you what to think, you came here. Start by making a generous tithe to pay for the bandwidth you are wasting with your heathen nonsense before I ban the both of you.

            Damn all frenchies anyhow.
            Firts of all, we aren't french. The people in France are french.
            But you're rigth, we came here and we should show you more respect.
            I don't realy know why the dud came here, but I did because I believe in something else than God. I believe in world peace. I wish that someday the wordl will live in peace and with you people living that can never be true. I know that I can't forbid you anything. That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #51
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
              Firts of all, we aren't french. The people in France are french.
              But you're rigth, we came here and we should show you more respect.
              I don't realy know why the dud came here, but I did because I believe in something else than God. I believe in world peace. I wish that someday the wordl will live in peace and with you people living that can never be true. I know that I can't forbid you anything. That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.
              Of course we believe in world peace, and we want every righteous person to go to Heaven. Since Jesus tells us that most people will burn in hell, there is no reason to waste the resources of earth on them, so it is much better if they accept their destiny and die. If they don't, it is our responsibility to help them. We hope to kill three billion people within the next few years in God's mercy.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • mister A.H.
                • Feb 2007
                • 78

                #52
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                I can't believe it. You mentioned world peace AND kill three billion people in one answer. You can't get world peace by killing everyone, but by respecting everyone en listen to them.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #53
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                  That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.
                  I must say, you do appear to be one of the finest minds your generation, or any generation, has produced, and your eloquent arguments are starting to sway me. You appear to have proven centuries of scholarship and learning wrong! How could I have been so blind?!?!?!!? Why, I'm going to remove my chastity belt right now and go fornicate with the first Nigra I see!


                  So how old are you, 14? Go away, child. There are grown-ups talking here.
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                  • mister A.H.
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 78

                    #54
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    I am sixteen and I appear to be more grow up than any of you. If anyone of you say something without offensive words, I read it, I try to understand it, I respect it and I make a descent response. I've never seen you do that.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #55
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                      I am sixteen and I appear to be more grow up than any of you. If anyone of you say something without offensive words, I read it, I try to understand it, I respect it and I make a descent response. I've never seen you do that.
                      If you're 16, then you are a filthy liar because you have to be 18 or over to join this Godly forum.
                      Now go away and try to learn how to properly use the American language instead of being a disruptive child when adults are trying to talk. A good place to start is to pick up a dictionary and look up the word "descent".
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • mister A.H.
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 78

                        #56
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                        Do you know 1 word in any other language? I am 16 and I speak Dutch, Egnlish, French and German.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #57
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                          Do you know 1 word in any other language? I am 16 and I speak Dutch, Egnlish, French and German.
                          I don't need to speak any others, because there is only one Godly language. Besides, it's better to learn to speak one language well and sound intelligent than learn four not so well and sound like an idiot.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • mister A.H.
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 78

                            #58
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            I don't sound like an idiot in Dutch. And to everyone I know all you people sound like morrons, with your president like the biggest idiot. But i am like the only one who even tries to understand why you believe what you believe. You say that I am an idiot, because I speak pretty good English at a very young age, that's pretty stupid, isn't it?

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #59
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              You're Dutch? That explains everything! Sorry, I didn't know you were beyond saving!
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • mister A.H.
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 78

                                #60
                                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                You're Dutch? That explains everything! Sorry, I didn't know you were beyond saving!
                                I am beyond saving, yeah rigth. Let us wait to the end of times and see who ends up in hell and who doesn't. Lmao

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