[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am beyond saving, yeah rigth. Let us wait to the end of times and see who ends up in hell and who doesn't. Lmao

The Good News is that we don't have to wait much longer, Helga.

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

That is truly good news. Do you have a date?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I'm deply sorry, but a book written so many years ago just can't convince me. If I would ever believe the same as you, it would be because I realised it myself and not because some book said it was the rigth thing.

Then why are you here? This Forum exists to share God's Word.

You should stop offending others

Whose forum are you in, dud? Yours? Or ours?

My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other. It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal. You should try to respect other people. You realy don't have to believe them, you don't have to like them either, just show some respect.

God commands us to kill those who do not follow Him, in His Word. Who are we to question Him?

Firts of all, we aren't french. The people in France are french.
But you're rigth, we came here and we should show you more respect.
I don't realy know why the dud came here, but I did because I believe in something else than God. I believe in world peace. I wish that someday the wordl will live in peace and with you people living that can never be true. I know that I can't forbid you anything. That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.

I believe you meant, "with people living that can never be true".

People have existed for about 6,000 years. Jesus came 2,000 years ago. Do you somehow believe there were no wars for the first 4,000 years? Read your Bible. Or one of your "history" books.

ALL people cause wars, over their false religions, over resources, over being ticked off because of misunderstanding, and over political assassinations (look up World War I). How about Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships? Before Christ. Look up the Trojan war.

Sorry, Christians aren't responsible for humans being warlike creatures. God is a God of War, and He made humans in his warlike image. It's how we're made.

I can't believe it. You mentioned world peace AND kill three billion people in one answer. You can't get world peace by killing everyone, but by respecting everyone en listen to them.

The ONLY way to get world peace is to kill everyone. Let me give you a non-Biblical example:

Before I was Saved, I used to watch a TV show called "The X-Files". Have you heard of it? I'm sure it's available on DVD now.

There was an episode in which one of the agents, Fox Mulder, was investigating a case which involved a wish-granting genie. He ended up getting a turn at three wishes; his first was for world peace, and she gave it to him. How?

It was suddenly very quiet. He went out and looked around the city, and found that there were no more people. The genie explained to him that there would be wars and arguments and fighting as long as there were humans, because humans are basically selfish and sinful and warlike. She didn't say anything about Christ.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other.

Who are you to say what we should believe, and how we should practice our religion? God tells us to do certain things, and so we obey.
Do you honestly believe you can question God?

You're nothing but a close minded bigot.

It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal.

Yes, we are all the decendants of Adam and Eve!
Praise God, you've realised the truth!
(But leave evilution out of it, it has nothing to do with it.)

As for equal, NO!
God has decided every sinner unworthy of Him, thus we're not equal at all.
Also, Ham and his decendants were cursed to be a servants forever, so they aren't equal either.
(In case you didn't know, Ham is the forefather of the negros.)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Upon reflection, I have arrived at the conclusion that these Bananaites in the video are Evilutionists in disguise. They are probably trying to promote that "Intelligent Design" nonsense, in which God "had a hand" in evolution, rather than Creating us as He did.

God created humans walking upright, with language and intelligence. We can see this in the Bible.

We did not need the simplicity of the banana, and the Bananaists imply that we did.

Rather, it is my belief that God created the banana with monkeys in mind, though since we are given dominion over all the earth, we may certainly eat them as well if we so desire.

And they make the foundation of a mighty tasty sundae!

[the dud]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Yes, we are all the decendants of Adam and Eve!
Praise God, you've realised the truth!
(But leave evolution out of it, it has nothing to do with it.)

He meant evolution, not the ones from this biblemyth

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

He meant the lie of evolution, not the Truth from this Bible

I'm sure that's what you meant.

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Did you guys read something in the Holy Bible about a banana?.. rofl

I'm sure that's what you meant.

Everybody can modify what people say..
Evolution 4-ever! Biblemyth, in your face lol
So you guys believe that god made your hand to fit around a banana? Thats as idiot as believing that your head is made to fit in a pineapple..

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

So you guys believe that god made your hand to fit around a banana? Thats as idiot as believing that your head is made to fit in a pineapple..

No, it makes sense to believe that God made bananas to fit in our hands, because they do. It'd only make sense to believe that our heads were made to fit in pineapples if they fitted into pineapples, which, to the best of my knowledge, they don't.


Friend, are you attempting to jam your head into a pineapple while posting here? It'd explain a lot.

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

No, it makes sense to believe that God made bananas to fit in our hands, because they do. It'd only make sense to believe that our heads were made to fit in pineapples if they fitted into pineapples, which, to the best of my knowledge, they don't.


Friend, are you attempting to jam your head into a pineapple while posting here? It'd explain a lot.

I'm certainly not trying to put my hand into a pineapple, it was ment for EXAMPLE: E-X-A-M-P-L-E
You can put your banana were you want it, but it's a bit ridiculous to believe that it was made to fit in the human hand..
If you believe in that, you can search more (ridiculous) stuff like that..
Show me, like to laugh..

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I'm certainly not trying to put my hand into a pineapple...

So you admit that you are trying to put your head into a pineapple?

[Talitha]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

it's a bit ridiculous to believe that it was made to fit in the human hand..
If you believe in that, you can search more (ridiculous) stuff like that..
Show me, like to laugh..

Friend, I too enjoy a laugh.
Oh how I shall laugh while I look down from my place with Jesus and you are down in Hell suffering eternal Fire. I'm sure Satan can indeed fit your head into a Pineapple.

You appear to be here to just mock our beliefs. If you are so sure that we have got it wrong then prove we are wrong! The Banana does indeed fit into a human hand you can't deny that.
The Human hand was created by God therefore he created the Banana to fit that hand.

Show me in the Bible that he did not create these things.

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

So you admit that you are trying to put your head into a pineapple?

ever heard of a typo? I'm human, I make mistakes..

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Friend, I too enjoy a laugh.
Oh how I shall laugh while I look down from my place with Jesus and you are down in Hell suffering eternal Fire. I'm sure Satan can indeed fit your head into a Pineapple.

You appear to be here to just mock our beliefs. If you are so sure that we have got it wrong then prove we are wrong! The Banana does indeed fit into a human hand you can't deny that.
The Human hand was created by God therefore he created the Banana to fit that hand.

Show me in the Bible that he did not create these things.

I also can see that a banana fits in a hand.. And a stick does, a bottle does, a balpoint pen does.. So god created a stick, a bottle, a banana and a balpointpen to fit in your hand? Don't be silly..

Sow, tell me, friend, where in de Bible stands that god created a banana and a hand? Where does the word "banana" and "hand" stand in the context we mean..

Search it..

[Talitha]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I also can see that a banana fits in a hand.. And a stick does, a bottle does, a balpoint pen does.. So god created a stick, a bottle, a banana and a balpointpen to fit in your hand?

Sow, tell me, friend, where in de Bible stands that god created a banana and a hand? Where does the word "banana" and "hand" stand in the context we mean..

Search it..

I am pleased that at least we can teach you something of the Lord and his miracles.

This is basic stuff...............

Genesis 1

1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

8And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

13And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

30And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.


I think that covers it!