[Talitha]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Did you see post #259: She grudgingly agrees not to attempt to grope me, but only after it is made very plain to her that her attentions are very definitely not welcome. And despite her protestations to the contrary, she has now posted an avatar of herself that is plainly designed go show off her cleavage. Not that there is much of it.

She is trying to assist the Devil in corrupting our Freehold men:

Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

It's a fact that True Christian™ Women should generally dress with modesty.
Here are a few ideas for Kiki:



Flirting with the Pastor by showing off your Bee-sting Bosoms will not impress Jesus.

[kikirnw]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

She is trying to assist the Devil in corrupting our Freehold men:

Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

It's a fact that True Christian™ Women should generally dress with modesty.
Here are a few ideas for Kiki:

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Flirting with the Pastor by showing off your Bee-sting Bosoms will not impress Jesus.

Thanks for the ideas,but I think I'll stick with what I own now.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

How did we go from banana's to cleavages? Is there a missing link?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

IF "God" is so intelligent, and designed everything, then what the HELL is up with the pineapples?

They're IMPOSSIBLE to get into without a knife.

OH!

And the coconut!

HOW is THAT proof of intelligent design?

I really think that someone should give "God" a helmet and send him out to play with the other "Special" children.


*Points summarised in this video.*

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I dont think thats true because bannans are only found in tropical/jungle zones if they were designed for humankind they would be natural everywhere for all humans,eh?
Plus that video is funny ive seen it before...on youtube

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Nick Gisbourne is quite the linguist. IF you excuse him for the couple of swear words.

But otherwise, he makes good points.

What's up with the potatoes!?