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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    For your information, Zeke, Surf Control blocks certain sites at work that have either inappropriate content or that might possibly have viruses. Inappropriate content includes games and video sites.
    No, I think Pastor Ezekiel had it right. When I read his post, I immediately thought of this Scripture passage:

    II Thessalonians 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

    Does that sound like you, or does that sound like you?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #17
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
      No, I think Pastor Ezekiel had it right. When I read his post, I immediately thought of this Scripture passage:

      II Thessalonians 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

      Does that sound like you, or does that sound like you?
      Great minds think alike, Brother MSTT. That is precisely the verse I had in mind.

      Leave it to a pagan witch to look for explanations in all the wrong places.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #18
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        Just the tiniest edit:

        Originally posted by Sister Tinny View Post
        I love eating atheist's nightmares babies!
        . . . and you and Rachael and Lilith have something in common!

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        • Appelfap.
          Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 130

          #19
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          That's no proof.
          =/=

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
            That's no proof.
            And that's no counter-argument.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
              That's no proof.
              What, are we supposed to take you on your word? The only Person whose Word I take as True, no matter what it is is Jesus Himself. And you, sir, are no Jesus

              At least try to make an argument -- as a scientist, I cannot stand when people disagree and leave no reason! It is so hypocritical! If it aint in God's Word, I don't believe it!
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              • the dud
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2007
                • 96

                #22
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                that is indeed no proof, there are so many sorts of fruit and only the banana is made to fit in the hand of a human?
                if God would have made everything why would He only make the banana to fit in the hand of a human?

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                • mister A.H.
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 78

                  #23
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                  What, are we supposed to take you on your word? The only Person whose Word I take as True, no matter what it is is Jesus Himself. And you, sir, are no Jesus
                  Did he say you have to take him on his word, I don't think so. He just said that you can't proove that God exict just by showing a banana. But it is ofcourse ridiculous to say that, because you can't see God in a banana.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #24
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                    Did he say you have to take him on his word, I don't think so. He just said that you can't proove that God exict just by showing a banana. But it is ofcourse ridiculous to say that, because you can't see God in a banana.
                    God is everywhere. Why do you question that?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • mister A.H.
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 78

                      #25
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      God is everywhere. Why do you question that?
                      Hmm, let's see, why do I question that, propably because I don't believe it.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #26
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                        Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                        Hmm, let's see, why do I question that, propably because I don't believe it.
                        That's like saying you don't believe that Jesus temporarily suffered and died on the cross for our sins. How could anyone doubt God's truth?

                        Are you a sodomite?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • mister A.H.
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 78

                          #27
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          That's like saying you don't believe that Jesus temporarily suffered and died on the cross for our sins. How could anyone doubt God's truth?

                          Are you a sodomite?
                          That's your answer to everything. I have never see a good argument of God, so why should I believe that he exists. I do believe that there must be something else, some kind of God, so I'm no atheist, if you would think that. I'm only saying that a banana doesn't convince me that God exists and neither does the Bible. If you can convince I would listen to you.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #28
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                            That's your answer to everything. I have never see a good argument of God, so why should I believe that he exists. I do believe that there must be something else, some kind of God, so I'm no atheist, if you would think that. I'm only saying that a banana doesn't convince me that God exists and neither does the Bible. If you can convince I would listen to you.
                            The proof that God exists in in the nearest mirror. Go take a look. If God is fake then so are you.

                            Try studying the Holy Bible before you decide to reject it.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • mister A.H.
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 78

                              #29
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              I'm deply sorry, but a book written so many years ago just can't convince me. If I would ever believe the same as you, it would be because I realised it myself and not because some book said it was the rigth thing.

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                              • the dud
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 96

                                #30
                                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                That's like saying you don't believe that Jesus temporarily suffered and died on the cross for our sins. How could anyone doubt God's truth?

                                Are you a sodomite?
                                I don't think that the Bible says you can call anyone a sodomite

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