[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I know some of that stuff, I had Religion Class too, you know..
Sow, alright.. Is there anything written about a BANANA that is MADE to FIT in your HAND.. does that thing stands in Genesis? in the old or in the New gospel? THAT is what I want for prove, what you just mentioned is how (not very detailed but a bit..) he created those and whatfor.. There wasn't anything mentioned about a banana and a hand in one sentence..

[15.3IQ (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am pleased that at least we can teach you something of the Lord and his miracles.

This is basic stuff...............

Genesis 1

1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

WHY?!?! if he already knows everything thats going to happen why make earth and test us?

2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

if the earth is without form how does god then move upon the face of the waters...what is this water on? a formless void?

3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

oh....i didnt know it was that complicated.

4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

so at one point light and darness where one? you do know that darkness is merely absence of light...you cant have both...

5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

well thanks for picking our words also god....and in english...how perfect, even though most of the words being used here are recent...but what do you know about the history of language. shit it came about some 600,000 years ago.

6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

you do know the translation of firmament means SKY....so he divided the waters from the waters with the sky? there is no water above our sky....actually our sky isnt above us thats an optical illusion...a northern hemisphere delusion if you will.

7And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

of course it was so...why wouldnt it be so....

8And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

so heaven before it was called heaven was called the firmament...who called it the firmament...and like i said firmament is the word for sky...what is this crap?

9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

the water isnt gathered into one place its spread out quite nicely for life to thrive....could be better though...but thats natural selection for ya.

10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

if he saw it was good why did he wipe everything out in the flood...oh thats right he isnt perfect and realized he made a mistake...hmmm how many flaws of imperfection can a so called perfect creator have before you dismiss his credibility?

11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

actually if the bible is good for anything its for using these two verses to get marijuana legalized.

13And the evening and the morning were the third day.

thanks for keeping us up to date god....

14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

hmmm did he just say that the stars and planets were for "signs" sounds like the encouragement of astrology...which was very common in the biblical times so that they could keep record of time passing...nothing evil about it.

15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

yea the planets are to give us light??? well thats WRONG!

16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

no the sun was made WELL before the Earth and the moon is a part that got knocked off the earth during the earths birth while being bombarded with the astroids that carried the first water and amino acids/peptides to this planet and started life.

17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

dont forget radioactive energy and whatnot to encourage photosynthesis...but thats right, they didnt know that when the bible was written so they wouldnt put that important fact about the sun would they?

18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

once again he says its good but somehow he ****s up somewhere down the line...oh is it when he allows, in all his omnipotence, satan to trick adam and eve...meanwhile he is supposed to be perfect yet creates no so perfect beings...

19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

thanks

20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

so the waters brought forth life...does it say that in the bible....god didnt do it he just let it start...as in evolution...maybe you should adopt a more symbolic interpretation...this is ridiculous.

21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

it was good there is that assurance again...wow hes very sure that what he made was pretty much flawless....well what went wrong to have to flood and rain fire and plagues and shit....?

22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

so god blessed the fish and birds? so do fish and birds go to heaven? cause i had pet birds and fish....

23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

......getting a little redundant.

24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

so he didnt really have to make anything he just said bring it forth and there it was....wow how creative an imagination the story maker of this tall tale had....

25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

good

26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

we dont need him to tell us we have dominion...we have dominion, because we have the largest brains...only some of us choose to use them

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

so we look like what god looks like? he has all the same biological parts? does he pee? does he eat? could he make a burrito so hot that not even he himself could eat it?

28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

yea he sure blessed us with war, famine, murder, depression, america, fundamentalists, jerry falwell....wow he must be a really evil and mean god

29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

another great line for the legalization of medical marijuana....thats the only thing the bible is good for....arguing for the legalization of marijuana...there is no other highly respected person that used or preached more for the use of cannabis then Jesus...and his name wasnt jesus by the way...the J wasnt introduced into the alphabet until the 15th century...so pick a new name

30And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

thanks for all the fun drugs god!!! all the happy entheogenic plants you gave us!!!

31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

six days wow.....six what days? Earth days? jupiter days? whos days....a day is the amount of time it takes our planet to make a complete 360 turn....its different no matter where you are in the universe....so that doesnt make sense


I think that covers it!

yea i do think that covers it!

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

ROFL in your face..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You two butt-buddies won't be cackling so much once Jesus drop kicks you down into eternal damnation. I'll be up in Heaven enjoying a tall cold beer with Jesus and laughing at your screams of agony.

Jesus will be doing likewise.

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You two butt-buddies won't be cackling so much once Jesus drop kicks you down into eternal damnation.

And when is this going to happen? When will Jesus do that.. I'm waiting..

And euhm, if you take the Holy Bible so literally: I believe there was mentioned that you have to respect your fellow human, I don't think it was Jesus' plan (as far as there is one.. ) to call me and 153IQ butt-buddies. I respect your opinion, I only tell you that it's false, and this is what I get back? Butt-buddies? Come on, did you made that up or did your parents told you that? Pre-schooler, go to your playground, have fun..

[Wibralover]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You two butt-buddies won't be cackling so much once Jesus drop kicks you down into eternal damnation. I'll be up in Heaven enjoying a tall cold beer with Jesus and laughing at your screams of agony.

Jesus will be doing likewise.

<- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus
btw. I don't believe in god (please pay attention at the small letter of the 'g' in god )

and butt-buddies is that really the best thing you could come up with? how old are you?

PS: science rulez

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

<- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus

I don't think that it's possible to use a smilie to show restecp for anyone.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

<- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus

Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!

btw. I don't believe in god (please pay attention at the small letter of the 'g' in god )

We don't believe in god either. We believe in God (note the capital 'G'). Lower-case god can mean any of the many made up dieties heathens worship, capital God means the triune GOD of Christianity.

and butt-buddies is that really the best thing you could come up with? how old are you?

It appears to be the truth.

PS: science rulez

How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?

[Wibralover]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!

euhm if you have a sense of humor or tumor (which you haven't except for the tumor) you would normally laugh

We don't believe in god either. We believe in God (note the capital 'G'). Lower-case god can mean any of the many made up dieties heathens worship, capital God means the triune GOD of Christianity.

ok then I don't believe in 'G'od how's that for a change, happy now?

How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?

hey instead of KJV1611 just say ****ing don't be such a Jew god
and if I may be so free to ask where are you from?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

euhm if you have a sense of humor or tumor (which you haven't except for the tumor) you would normally laugh

Friend,

We are discussing a serious issue here. Humor as no place in religion. Maybe mocking God is a major past time were you come from here at Landover we know the fires of Hell are a serious matter.

ok then I don't believe in 'G'od how's that for a change, happy now?hey instead of KJV1611 just say ****ing don't be such a Jew god

Friend,

Jesus died on the cross for your sins. That is right friend, He was temporally dead for you. How can you hurt Him by saying He doesn’t exist? After what He did for you.

and if I may be so free to ask where are you from?

Freehold, Iowa USA friend.

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!
Did you ever saw the movie "Ali G in tha house" (note the capital 'G' )? I suppose you didn't because you would laugh about that.
Me and Wibralover are personal friends and I can tell you, this guy is very good in English, aren't you? I think you need a serious education of English before becoming an interpreter...

It appears to be the truth.
Well, it IS proven that this community here is really a bunch of "created monkey-weirdos"


How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?

It can, my friend, it can..

[Brother V]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Did you ever saw the movie "Ali G in tha house"

No, and no one else in the world has either.

However, Ali G Indahouse was a movie that only non-christians would enjoy.

It was also known as

Ali G in da House (Germany) (UK) (alternative spelling)
Ali G (France)
Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (Australia)

But never Ali G in tha House.

You should do some research on the things you want to say before you start typing and make an ass of yourself.

YIC
V

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Friend,

We are discussing a serious issue here. Humor as no place in religion. Maybe mocking God is a major past time were you come from here at Landover we know the fires of Hell are a serious matter.
Well, I can tell you this: the priest of our church, "Pater Jan" as we call him (a personal friend of me..) always celebrates his Mass with humour. Don't even think about that he is not a true Christian, because he IS, otherwise he wouldn't be a priest in our church, wouldn't he?



Friend,

Jesus died on the cross for your sins. That is right friend, He was temporally dead for you. How can you hurt Him by saying He doesn’t exist? After what He did for you.
Did Jesus say: "WIBRALOVER, I'M DIEING FOR YOU.."
Well, he's death, why would it hurt him..



Freehold, Iowa USA friend.

Stabroek, AANTWAARPEN, friend

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

No, and no one else in the world has either.

However, Ali G Indahouse was a movie that only non-christians would enjoy.

It was also known as

Ali G in da House (Germany) (UK) (alternative spelling)
Ali G (France)
Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (Australia)

But never Ali G in tha House.

You should do some research on the things you want to say before you start typing and make an ass of yourself.

YIC
V

So, you guy's are also good in "mierenneukerij"..
I think more people than you think saw that movie..

[Brother V]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

So, you guy's are also good in "mierenneukerij"..
I think more people than you think saw that movie..

Friend we don't like swearing in any languages in the Lord's favorite forums.

V