[Sophitia]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

How can a car be gay? Homosexuality is a choice and cars do not have the minds to make a choice. Perhaps you could say the car is favored among homosexuals, but that doesn't make the car any more gay.

Homosexuality is not a choice, where do you get that impression that it is? I don't think that people who are gay choose to be that way, and given all that crap for being who they are.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Homosexuality is not a choice, where do you get that impression that it is? I don't think that people who are gay choose to be that way, and given all that crap for being who they are.

So you think babies are born Homers? Grow up you rug munching harlot, being a homer is a choice made by stupid people. God only allows them to live to prevent reproduction of morons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Homosexuality is not a choice, where do you get that impression that it is? I don't think that people who are gay choose to be that way, and given all that crap for being who they are.

First of all, stop derailing our Godly threads. The topic here is about cars that queers like. Just because girls don't know the first thing about cars, that's no reason for you to change the subject.

Secondly, God has provided this forum with a "search" function. It can be used by anyone who has a question. If you had bothered to use it, you would have quickly found that our Creation Scientists at Landover Baptist University have proven beyond any doubt that being a filthy perverted queer is a choice. Take a look at THIS.

[resident dimwit]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Here is a SRT Caliber doing a burn out.

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BURN OUT BY A SRT DODGE CALIBER

Dodge Calibers all over the world have been exploding into flames recently. (no they haven't) If you are near a Caliber, even if it is parked and unoccupied, and you smell sulphur or here a low, guttural rumbling, you must run for cover. (once again not true, calibers are not ford pintos sitting at a light waiting to turn left, the original post is all miss information)

Wow. Christians really are dumb. If you believe that either of these cars are spontaneously combusting you don't deserve to drive. They are both SRTs doing burn outs.
The purple one a page or two ago was painted by someone other then Chrysler because plum crazy was not a factory color on the caliber.

Also Subarus may be well liked by the lesbian community but there AWD system is by far superior to any other platform, not the mention the outback (pictured) and legacy are both built in America. (if you drive a toyato you should be ashamed of yourself and if you drive a pruis I hope you know it has a bigger carbon foot print then a hummer)

to whoever said that your neighbors bought 2 calibers and one is an srt, that car will smoke most anything you are driving, I bet you are just jealous about it.

After reading your website:
I do want to say thank you though for showing me how ignorant and raciest Christians really are, I see people who claim to be pastors use racial slurs that show just how tolerant a group of people are.
So any way thank you for showing me your true colors so that I can not join your ranks.

BTW if being a homosexual is a choice then why do other animals do it? They are trying to repopulate, doesn't that seem counter intuitive?

I know you will try to flame me but feel free to, thats the beauty of living in this great land called America.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

[...] BTW if being a homosexual is a choice then why do other animals do it? They are trying to repopulate, doesn't that seem counter intuitive?

Only to those blinded by atheism. 2 points - animals are amoral and animals do make choices.

On the question of the disgusting vehicle:

M't:7:16: Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Homers cannot reproduce naturally, they therefore recruit. To do this they need an outward sign - the Dodge fits the bill, it says, "Come and get me!" or "Look what I can give you little boy!"

The Dodge is similar to the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, dangerous to the spirit, soul and faith; it is tempting and filled with evil and disaster - perfect for homers.

Thus God would not want normal people to be associated with it or those who carry on inside it.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

A bunch of stuff that isn't even TRUE!!!

Like I'm going to believe some rude jerk who just finds his way in here instead of Professor Bessemer! He is a real Professor at a College! Who are you? I bet you don't even believe in Jesus!

If he says Dodge Calibers are gay, then I believe him! I saw one drive by the Pita Pit the other day, and I thought to myself, "I hope that homo someday decides to quit being a gay and starts believing in Jesus!" And then I prayed for him.

See, I prayed for that gay because Professor Bessemer did this thread to point out that Dodge Calibers are the gayest cars in the world. If he hadn't spent the time to do this thread, I wouldn't even have known that homos drive Calibers. And I wouldn't have prayed for that one that I saw!

Why do hate gays so much? Don't you even want people to pray that they stop being homos???


Tammi

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

BTW if being a homosexual is a choice then why do other animals do it?

Stop drinking your LIEberal Kool Aid!! This is the lie that The Homosexural Agenda(r) has been trying to get Americans to believe since the 1970s!!

1. There is NO SUCH THING as a homersexural animal besides people, because homersexurality is A CRAVEN, SINFUL LIFESTYLE CHOICE!!!
2. The homosexurals have infiltrated America's colleges and universities to recruit so-called "scientists" to plant phony evidence for gay monkeys, penquins, dolphins, and other animals in their perverted "peer reviewed scholarly science journals." But it is all a TERRIBLE LIE planted by the God-hating liberal misinformation experts in the DEMONcrat party. Yes--- the same people that made up Global Warming, EVILoution, and gravity!!!
3. Animals aren't homersexural--- CASE CLOSED!!!

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

We all know that anything from Dodge or Chrysler is evil. Let me show you how.







Do I need to say anything else?

[resident dimwit]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

[QUOTE=TheLordSavedMe;408764]Like I'm going to believe some rude jerk who just finds his way in here instead of Professor Bessemer! He is a real Professor at a College! Or so he says do you have proof? Who are you? I bet you don't even believe in Jesus! No I don't I thought I made that clear in my post that you "read".

Who am I? Well I am a body man, it is my lively hood to know about cars and recalls and how they work. Way to take what I said out of context and try to change it to slam me, brovo for failing to do so.

If he says Dodge Calibers are gay, then I believe him! So you belive (nice thing about computers is they have a spell check button built in) everything other people tell you? Interesting I personally like to think for myself and come to my own conclusions after I have weighed and balanced all the different angles, apparently you don't. I saw one drive by the Pita Pit the other day, and I thought to myself, "I hope that homo someday decides to quit being a gay and starts believing in Jesus!" And then I prayed for him. I hope you didn't pray while you were driving, because then you would be just as bad as all the people who talk on there phones and drive, or text.

Once again inanimate objects cannot be homosexual not to mention if you actually look up the word gay you would realize it means to be happy.

See, I prayed for that gay because Professor Bessemer did this thread to point out that Dodge Calibers are the gayest cars in the world. If he hadn't spent the time to do this thread, I wouldn't even have known that homos drive Calibers. Or have furthered to continue a false stereo type. And I wouldn't have prayed for that one that I saw!

Why do hate gays so much? Interesting wording? Are you trying to ask if I hate homosexuals? Don't you even want people to pray that they stop being homos??? Um personally I don't care if people are homosexual or not, I know a lot of really good people that are homosexual.


Tammi

[resident dimwit]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

[QUOTE=H. Montague Worthington;408792]Stop drinking your LIEberal (BTW I detest any politician. I am non politician discriminative, I think if they want to be in office they should not be there, I would love to see government out of our lives and as minimal force to protect this great land we live in.) Kool Aid!! This is the lie that The Homosexural (wow ever hear of spell check?) Agenda® has been trying to get Americans to believe since the 1970s!!

1. There is NO SUCH THING as a homersexural animal besides people, because homersexurality is A CRAVEN, SINFUL LIFESTYLE CHOICE!!! Do you relize you pretty much said the same thing three times over and sounded less convincing each time, almost like you don't believe it yourself but if you say it enough times you might just?
2. The homosexurals have infiltrated America's colleges and universities to recruit so-called "scientists" to plant phony evidence for gay (I was going to say thank you for not spouting off gay this gay that but then you did(* see earlier post for explanation)) monkeys, penquins, dolphins, and other animals in their perverted "peer reviewed scholarly science journals." But it is all a TERRIBLE LIE planted by the God-hating liberal misinformation experts in the DEMONcrat party. Once again please don't think I associate with either the right or the left because I don't, I think neither party should be in power. Yes--- the same people that made up Global Warming, EVILoution, and gravity!!! Yes every one is out to get you and because you don't believe it it was planted, of course why didn't I think of that? Interesting gravity is on your list, kinda hard to say that's planted since if it were not there we would not have an atmosphere to breath and we (if we had even evolved at all) would float around (once again assuming there was an atmosphere to breathe even though with out gravity it wouldn't be there).
I do however agree with you that the global warming we are experiencing is no more then a natural warming cycle that has been sightly accelerated.
3. Animals aren't homersexural--- CASE CLOSED!!! And you know this how? O yha it's all planted... Um how about going out into nature and witnessing it for yourself? I grew up on a farm and have done a lot of back packing, I have witnessed it for myself, not in a lab and can honestly say it happens in nature.

[resident dimwit]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

lol nice one way pm system. I like how I was called names and such when all I did was present a logical and ration side to a tread of misinformation. I am car guy and more importantly a Mopar man, I don't appreciate people spreading misinformation about and mopars and would never have found your little site if someone hadn't post a pic of the dodge aspen.

The reason I love and have served for he United States Of America is because I love the constitution, freedom of speech especially.

You can ban me if you want but you are only making bigger fools of yourselves by doing so. I actually hope that you all find peace within yourselves, because that is the only way to live a happy fulfilling life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

lol nice one way pm system. I like how I was called names and such when all I did was present a logical and ration side to a tread of misinformation. I am car guy and more importantly a Mopar man, I don't appreciate people spreading misinformation about and mopars and would never have found your little site if someone hadn't post a pic of the dodge aspen.

The reason I love and have served for he United States Of America is because I love the constitution, freedom of speech especially.

You can ban me if you want but you are only making bigger fools of yourselves by doing so. I actually hope that you all find peace within yourselves, because that is the only way to live a happy fulfilling life.

While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

lol nice one way pm system. I like how I was called names and such when all I did was present a logical and ration side to a tread of misinformation. I am car guy and more importantly a Mopar man, I don't appreciate people spreading misinformation about and mopars and would never have found your little site if someone hadn't post a pic of the dodge aspen.

Look bucko, snap out of it and face reality. Dodge Calibers are gay. You love them. You love gay cars.
You are defending them as strongly as any normal person would defend his woman but in your case, it is a gay car. Admit it, you are a Homer. You could change if you really wanted to, you could be a Porsche body man instead. But nothing excites you more than flimsy wavy panel with irregular fit. I'd hate to speculate where you get you 'bond' from.

The reason I love and have served for he United States Of America is because I love the constitution, freedom of speech especially.

Don't ask, don't tell, missed the bullet didn't you?

You can ban me if you want but you are only making bigger fools of yourselves by doing so. I actually hope that you all find peace within yourselves, because that is the only way to live a happy fulfilling life.

We only ban those that are offensive, insulting or here just to cause trouble. You appear to be hear to defend your love. Now normally, I'd like that but in your case, being your love is a Caliber, is just plain sick. I do hope you are registered as a sex offender to protect the innocents of the world.

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What is a Mopar man?

More
Orifices
Pounded
Ass
Ranger

Sounds pretty gay to me.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

DODGE CALIBER KILLS NINE YEAR OLD GIRL

http://www.10news.com/news/22496933/detail.html

Deputy District Attorney Jodi Breton said Wright's blood-alcohol level was estimated to be .17 to .18 percent at the time of the 1 a.m. crash last Aug. 3 that took the life of Violet Rosenquist, who was riding in the rear passenger seat of the 2006 Lexus.


The girl was pronounced dead at Rady Children's Hospital in San Diego. Her 3-year-old sister escaped injury.

The crash occurred after the defendant and the girls' mother left a post-memorial service gathering at which both consumed alcohol, Breton said. His girlfriend was passed out in the front seat, she said.

Wright, from Commerce in Los Angeles County, failed to notice in time that vehicles ahead of him were slowing down and abruptly swerved to the right, crashing into a Dodge Caliber, hitting a Honda CRV and slamming into the left rear of a big rig, according to the California Highway Patrol.

My goodness! Yet another Dodge Caliber related fatality! When will Chrysler come to their senses and recall and destroy all of these evil, homosexual, murderous cars!

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