America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

The Christ-hating, monkey-worshiping ScIeNtists who thought that God's favorite country was their playground have received yet another smackdown. Praise!

From the JYT:

Collider Sets Record, and Europe Takes U.S.’s Lead
By IVAN OVERBYTE

Tiny spitfires of energy blossomed under the countryside outside Geneva late Tuesday night, heralding the arrival of a new European particle collider as the biggest, baddest physics machine in the world.

Scientists said that the new Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile loop underneath the border between the cheese-eating surrender monkeys and the overpriced-watch-making neutrality gibbons, had accelerated protons to energies of 1.2 trillion electron volts apiece and then crashed them together, eclipsing a record for collisions held by an American machine, the Tevatron, at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois.

Officials at CERN, the European Center for Nuclear Research, which built the collider, said that the collisions lasted just a few minutes as a byproduct of testing, and that the Champagne was still on ice in Geneva. But in conjunction with other recent successes, those tiny fireballs displaced American physicists as the leaders in the art of banging subatomic particles together to see what nature is made of.

Let the Eurostanis have their "honor." The Landover Baptist University Department of Creation Physics has already told us what nature is made of:

Colossians 1:16-17: For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

That's right: It's made of Jesus.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: America strike another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce.

That's right: It's made of Jesus.

Shout GLORY!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce.

Scientists said that the new Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile loop underneath the border between the cheese-eating surrender monkeys and the overpriced-watch-making neutrality gibbons, had accelerated protons to energies of 1.2 trillion electron volts apiece and then crashed them together, eclipsing a record for collisions held by an American machine, the Tevatron, at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois.

All this is is boys with their toys for nerds.

What happened when the American acceleratior smashed two protons together at super high speed? Well I read thousands of pages of scientific mumbo jumbo and translated it thusly:

Them protons done got busted up but good! Hyuk!"

Now the fagapeeins have an even bigger collider! And, oh look! Their protons got smashed too! Who would have thought that going even faster would also wreck a proton?!

It's a lot like Chevy, after seeing what happens when a Suburban hits a concrete overpass at 100 miles an hour, wondering if the result will be much different at 200 miles an hour? Will the suburban still be wrecked? What about at 300, 500, 800 miles an hour? Always wreckage?

I guess we won't know till we try.

[Aristotle]

Stupid foreighners

All this is is boys with their toys for nerds.

What happened when the American acceleratior smashed two protons together at super high speed? Well I read thousands of pages of scientific mumbo jumbo and translated it thusly:



Now the fagapeeins have an even bigger collider! And, oh look! Their protons got smashed too! Who would have thought that going even faster would also wreck a proton?!

It's a lot like Chevy, after seeing what happens when a Suburban hits a concrete overpass at 100 miles an hour, wondering if the result will be much different at 200 miles an hour? Will the suburban still be wrecked? What about at 300, 500, 800 miles an hour? Always wreckage?

I guess we won't know till we try.

Those mousey Europeans always like to make a big deal out of their tiny achievements. They produce a Ferrari that is half the size of a Ford pickup and want to charge 50 times as much. And their overpriced wine comes in tiny bottles, not cartons.

Now, their scientists are all excited because they smash two little protons together at the energy of 1 TEV. Heck, if you take two plucked chickens and smash them together at 20 miles/ per hour, you get the energy of more than a billion TEV.

[True Disciple]

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Let the Eurostanis have their "honor." The Landover Baptist University Department of Creation Physics has already told us what nature is made of:

Colossians 1:16-17: For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

That's right: It's made of Jesus.

Trust it to the monkey-worshipping Europeans to fantasize about dozens of different "fundamental particles," while everyone knows everything is made of Christions. Those "particle accelerators" are just an excuse for left-wing radicals to rid the world of Godly money by pouring billions of it into a big hole in the ground. Idiots.

[Bobby-Joe]

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They are after "antimatter" Now if mater is Christ then antimatter is Satan. Those Euro trash want to bring Lucifer strait into the world so the Devil can eat babies directly with no Abortion doctor intermediary.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm just waiting for the crafty nips to realise how much money they can scam off the gullible Europeons by producing a range of even smaller miniaturised protons which will become the latest must-have accessory among Christ-hating scientists. Doubtless the profits will be pumped into their plans for a Pearl Harbour re-enactment.

[Aristotle]

Sabbath

I'm just waiting for the crafty nips to realise how much money they can scam off the gullible Europeons by producing a range of even smaller miniaturised protons which will become the latest must-have accessory among Christ-hating scientists. Doubtless the profits will be pumped into their plans for a Pearl Harbour re-enactment.

You watch those devilish Europeans tempt good Christian American Creation Scientists to sin by running this infernal instrument on the Sabbath, saying it costs too much to shut it down.

[godgunsguts]

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The jackbooted evo-atheist science establishment has been saying that the global warming skeptics did meet their “standards” for science, and look how that is turning out. Indeed, those very same people liken human-caused global warming skeptics to Darwin-denying creationists and AIDS “denialists”!

[Logicsbestfriend]

Re: Stupid foreighners

Those mousey Europeans always like to make a big deal out of their tiny achievements. They produce a Ferrari that is half the size of a Ford pickup and want to charge 50 times as much. And their overpriced wine comes in tiny bottles, not cartons.

Now, their scientists are all excited because they smash two little protons together at the energy of 1 TEV. Heck, if you take two plucked chickens and smash them together at 20 miles/ per hour, you get the energy of more than a billion TEV.

...do you understand the mass of a proton?

[x60tablet]

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You watch those devilish Europeans tempt good Christian American Creation Scientists to sin by running this infernal instrument on the Sabbath, saying it costs too much to shut it down.

Christians follow the Sabbath?

[True Disciple]

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Christians follow the Sabbath?

Of course. I suppose atheists don't know that, but the Sabbath is in the Bible.

[filip]

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Why do you hate Europeans?

Besides, the Bible says nothing Negative about Europe.

Now I'm confused. Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now I'm confused.

That has been obvious from your first hateful post.

Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!

It is "never mean" by definition to bring God's Holy Word to life. We are charged by Jesus Christ Himself to do whatever it takes to bring you into His loving embrace.

Please don't mistake us for false Christians who lie and claim that God automatically loves everyone and everything just because He created it all. The Bible says otherwise.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Why do you hate Europeans?

Besides, the Bible says nothing Negative about Europe.

Now I'm confused. Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!

Not Europeans as a race, but God has plenty of hate for effete, surrender, monkey, socialists, tax and spend elites who sell out their Faith for politcal expectancy. In the days of Christ's earthly ministry they were call the Roman appeasing Pharisees. Now it is Muslim appeasing Democrats and Frenchmen, it is the same idea.